I know this one isn't really comic-book related, but I thought I'd post it anyway. Hope you guys enjoy!
Ronald:
The name is Ronald McDonald, I’m the big cheese
I’m gonna crush this man-child, whose face is uglier than a disease
It’s no wonder why your first name ends in Wee
Because your dick is so small, it’s hard for anyone to see
Who needs a playhouse when I’ve got a playland?
Have yourself a Big Mac, it’s our most popular demand
You beating me? That idea’s just absurd
Like my millions of customers, you’re gonna get served
Pee-Wee:
Shut your face Mr. McDonald, get ready for Mr. Herman
I’m not the freaky-looking one here, that fact’s for certain
The public loves my movies and shows, I make people laugh
All you ever do is make people fat
Mess with me and my Puppet Land crew? You wouldn’t survive
Run back to McDonald Land, cause my burns are getting you French-fried
I’m the better loved character here, so suck it
Cause all you want to do is show kids your McNuggets
Ronald:
Pedophile? Me? Remind me again what happened in that theater
I’ll kick your ass, and leave your body in my packaged meat freezer
I hope my disses weren’t too much of a sting
Just bow down to me, cause I’m the fast food king
Pee-Wee:
King? Another joint already has that title
So does the King of Cartoons, all you have is a creepy smile
I’m gonna take my bike and go before your food gives me a heart attack
See you Ronald McBitch, cause you just got Big Smacked
Who won? You decide!