Zorro:
Here comes Zorro, about to blow off your socks
When it comes to battle-rapping, I’m as sly as a fox
For that is what I am in Spanish, so get a clue Mr. Reid
Toronado will stomp all over Silver, for he is the one true noble stead
I have a hit film with Anthony Hopkins, your latest movie was a flop
That colorful outfit looks homo, so please, just stop
I’ll cut you up with my sword, and leave your broken body in a ditch
Cause you can call my raps the verbal Butch Cavendish
The Lone Ranger:
Some pretty big words coming from a dude with a pedo stache
Say all you want, de la Vega, but I’m still gonna win this match
I’ve got a tough Indian sidekick, and you hang with a servant who’s mute
Call me Sheriff Woody, cause I put my snake in Lolita’s boot
Your name may mean fox, but you’re as cowardly as a cat
You look an emo-hipster wannabe wearing that black outfit and matching hat
And yes, that movie of yours was a hit, but you’re forgetting one thing
In it, you got replaced by Puss in Boots. How’s that for a sting?
Zorro:
“Lone” is a good adjective, cause that’s what you’ll be forever
So you might as well get down on your knees and surrender
I am one masked hero that you’ll never get past
You'll know this battle's over when I mark a “Z” on your ass
The Lone Ranger:
Hi Ho Silver! Let’s tie up and drag this douche-bag through the town
I am the king of the Old West, and I proudly wear that crown
Adios Diego, I’m the one who’s winning tonight
Next time, don’t bring a sword to a gun fight
Who won? You decide!
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Hint for next battle: Two heavy-hitters, one from DC and one from Marvel