Sly Stallone Kills All Vampires!

Sly Stallone Kills All Vampires!

Tired of Twilight fever? Do you feel like vampires are taking over Hollywood? Check out this hilarious video from SuperNews!

By bsprecher - Nov 28, 2009 09:11 PM EST
Filed Under: Other
Source: SuperNews!

Vampires: Hollywood Bloodsuckers:

The vampire craze goes unchecked in Hollywood, until a ragtag team of long lost action heroes (lead by Sylvester Stallone) take matters into their own hands.


From: "SuperNews!" An animated sketch comedy series airing on Current TV.
Watch more SuperNews! on Current TV Thursdays 11/10c
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NataliaRomanov
NataliaRomanov - 11/28/2009, 9:56 PM
X))))))))) I think I peed a lil!
PhillyHulk
PhillyHulk - 11/28/2009, 9:57 PM
[frick] twilight very funny good find brent
bsprecher
bsprecher - 11/28/2009, 9:58 PM
@Nat: Heh.

@Philly: Thanks! This made me crack up!
Upupandaway
Upupandaway - 11/28/2009, 10:09 PM
Hil[frickin]larious. I needed that.
ATOMbomb
ATOMbomb - 11/28/2009, 10:13 PM
Rockula!!
bsprecher
bsprecher - 11/28/2009, 10:14 PM
"Sookie!"
Wadey09
Wadey09 - 11/28/2009, 10:34 PM
Edward lost his HEAD!!!
Freakin' genius!
i need to give the guy who wrote this a handshake and a very expensive Christmas meat!
too bad about Stalone though.
Phinehas
Phinehas - 11/28/2009, 11:23 PM
Very funny.
Where does "Sookie" come from?
bsprecher
bsprecher - 11/29/2009, 12:02 AM
@Phinehas: That's the name of Anna Paquin's character on True Blood.
PhillyHulk
PhillyHulk - 11/29/2009, 12:23 AM
and "vampire bill" says it like 50 times an episode, in his pretty bad american accent
IrvineGray
IrvineGray - 11/29/2009, 12:53 AM
...the sad thing is that I would totally see Rockula. "Yo Adrien! I bit it!"
AngPandoy
AngPandoy - 11/29/2009, 5:33 AM
hahahaha this made my day!
Diamond1995
Diamond1995 - 11/29/2009, 7:35 AM
My dreams have come true
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 11/29/2009, 8:39 AM
Lol!! ; D
number10
number10 - 11/29/2009, 9:38 AM
gay, cant watch it due to copyright restrictions
LiquidSnake
LiquidSnake - 11/29/2009, 9:44 AM
Oh man Sly, Clint Arnold FTW
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 11/29/2009, 9:53 AM
Rockula...oh man that killed me.

but seriously...brazilianbatman, you're going to be one of those commentors? It was funny as hell, and I think it was of interest to everyone here.
But if you want to go further both Rambo and Vampires have been featured in comic books...so there.
Bandit24
Bandit24 - 11/29/2009, 10:12 AM
Awesome !!!!! Kill all vamps !!!!!!! Well not Blade ....
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 11/29/2009, 12:31 PM
proof once more that brazilianbatman is an asshole
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 11/29/2009, 12:42 PM
LOLO

Arnold, "NO, THEY ARE TRYING TO GET YOU TO BE IN THEIR GAY PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS AND THESE THINGS!"

lmao
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 11/29/2009, 1:41 PM
gotta love the governator
KentAllard
KentAllard - 11/29/2009, 3:32 PM
"Go fer it..."
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 11/29/2009, 3:35 PM
@ brazilianbatman

holy facepalming shite. i think you missed the point.
BubastisTheLynx
BubastisTheLynx - 11/29/2009, 4:40 PM
Brazilianbatman, Potter has nothing to do with vampires.
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 11/29/2009, 7:15 PM
lol
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 11/29/2009, 8:33 PM
I think the joke there was that bay jumps on the "cool" band wagon with his movies, so the next "logical" step is for him to make the next transformers movie about vampires.
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 11/30/2009, 8:01 AM
@ tgwhtguardian

the fact that you even had to explain that is comedy in itself, lol
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 11/30/2009, 9:46 AM
It really was. explaining humor is always funny.
Spock
Spock - 11/30/2009, 3:01 PM
Not bad Brent!
SeanTwisted
SeanTwisted - 12/2/2009, 6:39 AM
Good stuff. I admit, I'm on the True-Blood bandwagon.. But this was still funnier 'n hell. Am I the only one who would have really gotten a kick if it was more than just say, Sly, clint & the governator, and they went with Sly's cast from the 'expendables'..?
Good find, regardless. totally made my day.
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