Michael Bay's Rejected Script For The Dark Knight

Michael Bay's Rejected Script For The Dark Knight

Click here to read a few pages from the director of Transformers Michael Bay's rejected script for his version of The Dark Knight...

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By Comedian03 - May 27, 2011 08:05 PM EST
Filed Under: Batman



Ok so first off, for those of you who couldn't figure it out, this script is a parody and not an actual script written by Michael Bay, but it's a pretty good interpretation of what we might have gotten if Mr. Bay would have gotten the chance to direct The Dark Knight, complete with hot babes, and large pointless explosions, take a look. Don't take it too seriously guys, it's meant to be a for laughs, so have a few.

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So what do you guys think? Personally, there's a part of me deep down inside that would love to see this get made lol.
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manymade1
manymade1 - 5/27/2011, 8:27 PM
WTF is this crap? Something as bad as this shouldn't even be considered legal
SageMode
SageMode - 5/27/2011, 8:34 PM
LMAO. The hell is that?
HaroldOfGalactus
HaroldOfGalactus - 5/27/2011, 9:19 PM
but she wears glasses, because shes also the smartest
yankeemanf
yankeemanf - 5/27/2011, 9:39 PM
this has to be fake its prob some1 trying to be funny but idk i dont mind bay that much no chris nolan but imo he is good at what he does
HaroldOfGalactus
HaroldOfGalactus - 5/28/2011, 4:54 AM
wait a tic.....this is a parody???
jjmeylar
jjmeylar - 5/28/2011, 6:29 AM
I love Michael Bay's work. "Armageddon" was amazing! Now: this script IS funny and I'm sure that Michael is getting a kick out of it...........while he eats his morning breakfast of hundred-dollar-bills.
jjmeylar
jjmeylar - 5/28/2011, 6:29 AM
I love Michael Bay's work. "Armageddon" was amazing! Now: this script IS funny and I'm sure that Michael is getting a kick out of it...........while he eats his morning breakfast of hundred-dollar-bills.
GillytheKid33
GillytheKid33 - 5/28/2011, 12:21 PM
This film would have made about 1 billion pennies.
PaulRom
PaulRom - 5/28/2011, 12:24 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious!
TheYesGuy
TheYesGuy - 5/28/2011, 8:45 PM
This is Pathetic..!!

Nolan haters.., You should lick Nolan's feet..!!!
LuckyKyd
LuckyKyd - 5/29/2011, 2:44 AM
I remember somebody posting this a long time ago, still puts a huge simle on my face when I read it, though I like the Transformers 2 parody script more, if only I had my external HDD with me, I would post it. Anyway thanks for the laugh Comedian :D

@tejasrege:
Nolan hater? Where, I see no negative comments towards Nolan on this site. You sir must be paranoid, the only negativity going on here is you bashing people for having laugh over a fake script designed to showcase the weird but oddly fascinating mind of Michael "Blablaboom" Bay. So pardon my french, but: STFU & GTFO!!!
TheYesGuy
TheYesGuy - 5/29/2011, 4:52 AM
Mr.I-see-no-negative-comments-towards-Nolan-on-this-site.,
U haven't ye seen this site.. It's full of ppl who hate Nolan and his Batman movies..!!

U never heard of @grif..???

and keep ur STFUBABABABABAB.. to yourself..!!!!
STYGR8dotCOM
STYGR8dotCOM - 6/3/2011, 12:27 PM
no one read the top of the story this is a parady. id actually liek to see this movie ! hah
Shieldofpower
Shieldofpower - 6/4/2011, 7:11 PM
Epic win.
TheYesGuy
TheYesGuy - 6/16/2011, 1:37 AM
By "Nolan haters.., You should lick Nolan's feet..!!!" I meant u should thank him for wat he's done..!!
i'm no Nolan hater..!!!
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