My second article is on the Justice League. Like last time, note that they have to look enough like the characters for even the slightest chance of them being cast. This one was a lot harder than my last one because I want to avoid casting the same actor twice. Please suggest more if you like this one, because I’m running out of ideas!
Justice League
Batman
Tobey Maguire as Bruce Wayne / Batman
(Spider-Man series, Pleasantville, Brothers)
Yep, Tobey Maguire. Many people love his Spider-Man, many people hate it. What do I think? It depends on the scene. Some were awesome, some were just garbage. Can the same guy play Marvel’s most popular hero AND DC’s most popular hero? Well, let’s just put it this way: If he failed at Spidey, a teenage geek with superpowers, I’m not too sure about Batman, a billionaire with no powers.
Superman
Hayden Christensen as Clark Kent / Kal-El / Superman
(Star Wars Episodes 2 & 3, Jumper, Awake)
Okay, this is a good one. Can the evil Anakin Skywalker play the Last Son of Krypton? My friend actually said that it wasn’t a bad choice. I disagree. Hayden Christensen!!!???!!! No. Bad actor. Bad Superman. Well, can’t be worse than Nic Cage, right?
Green Lantern
Shia LaBeouf as Hal Jordan / Green Lantern
(Transformers series, Lawless, Eagle Eye)
Well, I wanted Shia in this movie SOMEWHERE!!! I chose GL…… Yeah, not much to say about this.
The Flash
Drake Bell as Wally West / Flash
(Drake & Josh, Ultimate Spider-Man, Superhero Movie)
Drake Bell actually isn’t terrible. He is funny in Drake & Josh, and a good Spidey (in an awful show). Superhero Movie shows that he can play a live-action superhero. A bad one but still……… Nah, I can’t picture him as Flash.
Wonder Woman
Kristen Stewart as Princess Diana / Wonder Woman
(The Runaways, the Twilight Series, Snow White and the Huntsman)
Explaining why Kristen Stewart is a bad actor would just be a waste of time, because there are so many reasons why. And yes, she IS smiling in that picture.
Green Arrow
Jack Black as Oliver Queen / Green Arrow
(School of Rock, Kung Fu Panda Series, King Kong)
I actually just saw School of Rock last night. That’s what made me cast him. He was good in that movie…… in a crazy, annoying, weird, fat, rocker kind of way. Can he play Green Arrow? The answer to that is a big fat NO!
Robin
Justin Bieber as Dick Grayson / Robin
(Never Say Never, a cameo in Men in Black 3, and a bunch of terrible songs)
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a HUGE heavy metal fan. I listen to heavy metal and hard rock (AC/DC is my favorite, even BEFORE Iron Man came out). That is it. Bieber is a rocker’s enemy. Can he sing? No. Can he act? No. Is he even the slightest bit good at anything? Well………………………. No. There is no word strong enough to express how much this guy annoys me!
Injustice League
Lex Luthor
William Daniels as Lex Luthor
(Boy Meets World, the Graduate, the Blue Lagoon)
Well, William Daniels is actually a great actor. He can be in dark emotional scenes as well as light humorous scenes. But will he be good as Luthor? Nah, I don’t think so………
The Joker
Tom Kenny as the Joker
(Spongebob Squarepants, CatDog, Meet the Robinsons)
Yep. Spongebob as the Joker. Can you picture that??? Maybe in an animated series that is light, and aimed towards kids (like Ultimate Spider-Man). But in a live-action movie? No.
General Zod
Taylor Lautner as General Zod
(Abduction, Cheaper by the Dozen 2, Twilight Series {I didn’t want to mention it again but it was so awful})
Taylor Lautner as General Zod………………………………… Yeah Right. And in Avengers 2, Cap will be revealed to actually be Baron Von Strucker, who killed the REAL Cap in that montage-thing, then tried to kill Red Skull for taking over Hydra.
Two-Face
Ben Stiller as Harvey Dent / Two-Face
(Zoolander, Madagascar, Night at the Museum)
I said this would be the worst Justice League cast and I’m right! Ben Stiller as Two-Face!?! Nah, can’t see it.
Sinestro
Ioan Gruffudd as Sinestro
(Fantastic Four, King Arthur, Ringer)
This one isn’t that bad, right? Nah, it’s still very bad.
Other
Alfred
Danny DeVito as Alfred Pennyworth
(The Lorax, Batman Returns, Matilda)
Yes, I know he was already in a DC movie, but COME ON! This pick is AWFUL!!!
Lois Lane
Sarah Jessica Parker as Lois Lane
(Ed Wood, I don’t know how she does it, Sex and the City)
……………………………………………… I feel bad for Supes.
Jim Gordon
William Shatner as James Gordon
(Star Trek, Escape from Planet Earth, Boston Legal)
Can you picture this one working??? Cause I sure can’t.
Jor-El
Hulk Hogan as Jor-El
(Hogan knows best, WrestleMania, Thunder in Paradise)
Yeah……………………… Even I can’t explain this one.
Please comment, like, and tell me what you think. Also, PLEASE suggest more ideas!