EDITORIAL: Top 9 Moments That Should Happen in BATMAN/SUPERMAN Movie [satire]

EDITORIAL: Top 9 Moments That Should Happen in BATMAN/SUPERMAN Movie [satire]

Every comic book film has a moment, an amazing scene or a beautiful line of dialogue. A moment which makes you proud to be a fan. Here I am going to list of the Top 9 Moments I would like to see in the BATMAN/SUPERMAN movie.

Editorial Opinion
By PsychoManiacJacky - Nov 19, 2013 08:11 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic



Hello Everyone. In every comic book movie there are moments. Those precious moments that you remember and those moments you just have to replay. A spectacular sequence of action or an extravagant sequence of dialogue there is always a moment which comes back to you in the heart that you truly remember. Then there is always that one thing you truly would want the most to happen. While fans are in anticipation for The Batman/Superman film, I am here to list off the top 9 moments that should happen in the film. It could be a great scene from a comic book being translated on the screen or a sequence that would make sense considering the previous film. Here is my list, may the force be with you.
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9


Ben Affleck Batman Gears up in Batman Suit from the movie Batman & Robin for an Action Sequence


In the film Batman/Superman it is said we are supposed to be introduced to a more older and knowledgeable Batman. As also with the rumors that Robin has served under his wing for quite sometime and has moved on to become Nightwing. So it would make perfect sense for the movie to be in a spiritual line connected to Batman & Robin the last live action Batman film of the 90s. Making an appearance of the suit from Batman & Robin in perfect reason. Then probably he upgrades to a different suit for the rest of the film. Do you remember the line in Batman & Robin, "This is why Superman works alone?". Meaning Superman did exist in that particular universe.
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8


Perry White Revealed to be Morpheus from The Matrix


Since Laurence Fishburne has been cast as Perry White a lot of fans are saying this doesn't make any sense at all, referring to his name. One thing I also remember is he starred in another big Warner Bros film called The Matrix. Here is my theory, Morpheus has been sent to Metropolis from The Matrix program in search of a successor to Neo. He takes up the disguise of Perry White who in that realm was really Perry White. So nobody notices Morpheus is Perry White but in reality he looks like the original Perry White from the comic books to everyone else. He finds the successor to Neo which happens to be Superman. Then he finds out it is Clark Kent. Morpheus sends him to the Matrix and challenges him against Neo with an awesome Keanu Reeves cameo.
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7


Batman Threatens to Destroy Metropolis


It has always been discussed how far Batman's own limits would go in terms of destruction. Here I feel his limits should be pushed beyond the edge. In a moment in the film something makes him tick against Superman and Batman does something drastic. So he broadcasts himself on live television across the world and threatens to destroy Metropolis if Superman does not turn himself in. It would really show how vulnerable the character really is in terms of emotional value. It would also show how he is willing to risk the life of many people just to achieve his own goals like Batman really is in the comic books.
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6


Lois Lane Gets Super Powers and Becomes Wonder Woman


It's clear people how they are going to reveal the character as. If they don't believe Wonder Woman's origins won't work for film then why not use an existing character they have introduced before and it's simple, a super powered Lois Lane that takes the identity of Wonder Woman. Except here Wonder Woman is displayed to be evil at first wanting to take down Superman and to take control of the entire universe.
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5


Lex Luther Fights Superman by Flipping Tables at Him


Lex Luther has about 50 tables in front of him. Superman is charging at him with lightning speed. Lex Luther immediately starts to flip table after table at Superman. Imagine seeing a table coming straight at you in 3D on the big screen. The force and might of the table pushing over to the edge as Superman punches his way through them. This would be an action sequence like never before in a comic book film.
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4


Stampede of Zoo Animals Set Loose in Metropolis


So a stampede of wild zoo animals with super powers are set loose in Metropolis and Batman is seen in the distance riding a horse. Superman is riding on an elephant and the elephant charges at the wild zoo animals with super powers that can fly and have crazy powers. So Batman jumps off the horse and the horse explodes destroying all the wild zoo animals with super powers. Then Superman appears at punches Batman in the face. Then a wild tiger uses laser vision and blasts Superman into the sky. Batman leaps on to the tiger in a great effort to save the city but then a giant bird flies over Batman. The bird picks up Batman and throws him at a building. Then Superman flies back down and smashes the tiger.
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3


Batman Drugging Himself with Liquid Kryptonite to Beat Superman


In the comics we have seen Batman take on Superman in many ways. With a power suit or piece of Kryptonite he always manages to take him down. There is an idea for a new method in the film since realism is going to be the main key. What if Batman becomes invincible to Superman entirely? The solution would be liquid Kryptonite that Batman could inject himself with making him a stronger match for Superman. A Kryptonite powered human. That way it brings in a stronger element of realism towards the film itself. Besides anyway Lex Luthor did it in the comics so why can't Batman?
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2


Superman Flies into Sun at End of Film and Never Comes Back


Possible cliffhanger ending at the end of the movie. No one knows if Superman is going to come back...just left a mystery.
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1


Bane From "The Dark Knight Rises" Destroys The Football Game Yet Again


The football game in the movie is about to begin. Everything is set and ready to go. Then all of a sudden in an epic mind twist Bane played by Tom Hardy shows up on the field. Football game destroyed. Cue five years later title card and the movie picks up where it left off.
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Is there a moment from the list you would choose or had in mind already? Thank you for reading and as always imagination is not only limited to the mind but to the creativity of the individual themselves.

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Hulksta
Hulksta - 11/19/2013, 8:41 PM
Woah dude, SPOILERS!!!!
staypuffed
staypuffed - 11/19/2013, 8:56 PM
oh my god, Jacky. You crack me up.
Moohika
Moohika - 11/19/2013, 9:01 PM
Okay, I did get a good laugh out of that list.
TheOneAboveAll
TheOneAboveAll - 11/19/2013, 11:03 PM
This is well written
MrCBM56
MrCBM56 - 11/20/2013, 2:31 AM
I actually like 2.
DatNerdyKid
DatNerdyKid - 11/20/2013, 2:51 AM
You were high while writing this weren't you?
Abary
Abary - 11/20/2013, 5:05 AM
DUDE Lois Lane becoming Wonder Woman would be the greatest plot twist since "I am your father"
Prime
Prime - 11/20/2013, 5:22 AM
You are hilarious.
thejon93rd
thejon93rd - 11/20/2013, 11:05 AM
This is pretty hilarious. I actually like the idea of a parody film version of comic book characters. Sure, I doubt we'll see that happen to big names like Superman or Batman anytime soon, but I like the thought, and it's fun to imagine what it'd be like to see your favourite heroes in a slapstick comedy. The closest we ever came to that was Batman & Robin, and while that film is bad in every way, looking at it as a comedy, it's absolutely hilarious.
Greengo
Greengo - 11/20/2013, 11:59 AM
LAME.

Pay attention kiddos:

This is what happens when you do too many whip-its.
PsychoManiacJacky
PsychoManiacJacky - 11/20/2013, 12:29 PM
Legendary...



Prime
Prime - 11/20/2013, 2:43 PM
Jeez Yoss...do you hate Superman or something?
GuardianAngel
GuardianAngel - 11/20/2013, 3:07 PM
...I don't think you know what satire means.

sat·ire

: a way of using humor to show that someone or something is foolish, weak, bad, etc. : humor that shows the weaknesses or bad qualities of a person, government, society, etc.
GuardianAngel
GuardianAngel - 11/20/2013, 3:08 PM
This is more in line with a parody
SuperiorMrGod
SuperiorMrGod - 11/20/2013, 5:47 PM
So........are you drunk
jaysin420
jaysin420 - 11/22/2013, 11:49 AM
Stupid, yet funny.

Nice work.
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