Well, this is interesting. Deadline reports that Jim Carrey is in talks with Universal to join the cast of writer and director Jeff Wadlow's Kick-Ass 2. He has apparently been offered the role of 'The Colonel', something they go on to describe as "a showy supporting role" in the sequel. At this point however, a deal has not been made and there's no way of knowing whether or not he will say yes. Here's hoping he does. Presumably, the site is talking about 'Colonel Stars', an ex-Mafia member turned vigilante who forms "Justice Forever" alongside his brother 'Lieutenant Stripes'. At one point in the comic book series, he allows his dog to, well, eat the genitals of a bad guy before meeting his own brutal end at the hands of Red Mist's (a.k.a. The Mother F*cker) group of supervillains.