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Uhura Wants To Do Some Nard Kicking

Zoe Saldana talks about what she wants her character to do in the sequel to Star Trek!!
Uhura, who serves as chief communications officer aboard the USS Enterprise and is played by Zoe Saldana, chimed in to say:

"With Star Trek I had so much fun but the boys got all the action. J.J. [Abrams] promised me that in the sequel [Uhura] will have at least one little fight scene. I'm like, "Just let me kick a guy in the groin or something."

And why not? She's hot and she is dating Spock. My guess is Kirk will hit on here and she will land a thunder kick right to his nards.

5 Yes
2 No
jman1977
9/14/2009
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29 Comments

Great idea, an yowser!!! ; D
LEEE777 - 9/14/2009, 7:41 AM
"Get your hands off my console". POW!
texasboy - 9/14/2009, 7:51 AM
I just realized she really didn't do much in the movie, oh well maybe in the sequel.
Bandrews1 - 9/14/2009, 8:05 AM
Uhura never did much in either the show or the movies. Deal with it and be happy to get a paycheck. Oh and SHOW US YOUR TITS!!
superdog - 9/14/2009, 8:07 AM
Hot, hot and did I mention hot? Would love to see her and the green chick throw down in some type of orange/red jello...Yeah baby.
spideysweb - 9/14/2009, 8:11 AM
i think Superdog wants to bury his dog.
THEHAWK - 9/14/2009, 8:19 AM
Are they casting extras for the "nards"? She's so hot I'd probably let her kick mine! She was great in that movie
Agent13 - 9/14/2009, 8:25 AM
Did someone ask for a T break ?!!?..






:P
teabag - 9/14/2009, 8:26 AM
UHURA LOOKS GOOD.
GUNSMITH - 9/14/2009, 8:56 AM
howk@ im always looking to bury my dog :)

tea@ here in america we take coffee breaks



superdog - 9/14/2009, 8:58 AM
Yes, give her some action but let's not forget Halle Berry/X3 action.
Betty - 9/14/2009, 8:58 AM
superdog-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Mine eyes!
My penis just made itself an inny.
Betty - 9/14/2009, 8:59 AM
Does fries come with that shake?
SirPrize - 9/14/2009, 9:43 AM
betty@ sorry man

sirprize@ um i believe the whole fast food joint comes with that shake :)

the funny thing is it actually looks like shes drinking a diet coke.
superdog - 9/14/2009, 9:49 AM
lol@superdog.ffs tegbag hahahah
lc - 9/14/2009, 9:51 AM
They don't have to even film it and I'd let her take a shot to my groin! :)
BLANK - 9/14/2009, 11:06 AM
Do you think that's gonna be how the next red shirt dies? From a power kick to the groin by her?
BLANK - 9/14/2009, 11:08 AM
You go girl?
THEPHOENIX - 9/14/2009, 11:46 AM
@Superdog Damit I told you not to use my girl's pic again
LiquidSnake - 9/14/2009, 12:14 PM
Ah, miss Let's make Wonder Woman a ""Matrix"-style kung fu chick" now wants to kick men in the nuts. I think she clearly has some issues. Why does it have to be men she fights? Why can't it be other women? Why is she being so sexist??? Huh? Huh?
Phinehas - 9/14/2009, 2:00 PM
She should have been repeating orders to the computer and then repeating what the computer said. That would be great.
Number21 - 9/14/2009, 3:27 PM
I still haven't seen star trek.....
supermarioworldE - 9/14/2009, 3:51 PM
i smell disaster. please dont do it jj
grif - 9/14/2009, 4:31 PM
superdog thats the nastiest thing ive seen i thought that was my mom for a sec lol.
Weiner123 - 9/14/2009, 6:58 PM
tea break?
Weiner123 - 9/14/2009, 7:03 PM
Whats the big deal guys? I thought a picture of the next star trek villian would be appropriate. It's the lava blob that Spock mind melds with. Updated alternate timeline version ofcourse. Or one of Harry mudds new women.
superdog - 9/14/2009, 7:05 PM
@Texasboy lol... give me back my earpiece!!

@Superdog would still be cool to define her as being ass kicking when she was real young. I mean we already know she's an interstellar jungle fever freak - she loves them pointy heads and pointy ears. Don't get me wrong if I had to choose between tits and "nard kicking"... Let's just hope Shatner doesn't show up and do full frontal, I wouldn't put it past him. And I don't wanna know if vulcans have other pointy organs, either.

And what is with that pic, I thought you were a guy =P I won't even encourage you man, because I seriously don't wanna see your version of "the updated alternate timeline supermassive black hole"...

@Betty you often come up with some of the strangest and funniest shit I've ever read, I'm new, but have been reading your comments for a long time now. Comic genius of the most absurd and ridiculous kind...

I'm all for Zoe doing some nard tickling, err wait she said kicking
48and2 - 9/14/2009, 8:07 PM
I thought she said nard licking?
superdog - 9/15/2009, 7:42 AM
lmao@superdog :)
lc - 9/15/2009, 2:20 PM

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