Blade Vs Twilight!!

Blade Vs Twilight!!

For those of you who don't like sparkly Vampires, Blade says: 'I hate em too!

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By jman1977 - Jul 28, 2010 09:07 AM EST
Filed Under: Blade
Source: ComicBookMovie.com

Yes I was dragged to the first Twilight movie like most of you were (that is, the guys with girlfriends) and like most of you, while sitting through this love fest for sparkly pale skinned people who uses words like 'Spider Monkey', I caught myself wondering "What if Blade got up in this movie and kicked some serious sparkly ass?" Hence the below video!





Can't you just feel the hate coming from Blade's eye's as he stares down the back of the most popular sparkly vampire? Man, if looks could kill!?!
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HelaGood
HelaGood - 7/28/2010, 9:32 AM
i could watch this over and over and over again....
HelaGood
HelaGood - 7/28/2010, 9:33 AM
like you, j-man i was dragged to the first one. but thankfully my wife hated it as much as i and so we have made it a tradition to get drunk off our asses and go see these films in the theater and razz them and the tweens watching them. good times...
claybo4131
claybo4131 - 7/28/2010, 9:36 AM
I love the guys from The Key of Awesome, they did a Twilight spoof music video called Emo Vampires, that is great
MatchesMalone
MatchesMalone - 7/28/2010, 9:37 AM
@Hela- Sounds like you got yourself a keeper!:)
HelaGood
HelaGood - 7/28/2010, 9:41 AM
@MatchesMalone ABSOLUTELY!!
BIGBMH
BIGBMH - 7/28/2010, 9:42 AM
That guy'sm Blade voice was pretty funny.
ButtNakedSmurf
ButtNakedSmurf - 7/28/2010, 9:44 AM
that was [frick]ing awesome!!!!!!!!!! twilight sucks!!
jazzman
jazzman - 7/28/2010, 9:45 AM
Team Blade all the way
claybo4131
claybo4131 - 7/28/2010, 9:51 AM
The guys from Key of Awesome also did this one of The Dark Knight where Mark plays everyone in it (hes the guy who spoofed Whistler in the Blade video)



They also have parodies of Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Ke$ha (which is their most popular one) Katy Perry and others
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 7/28/2010, 10:01 AM
JMAN @ HELLZ YEAH dude!!!



: P
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 7/28/2010, 10:07 AM
IF THEY MADE HIS HAIR RIGHT HE'D BE A LOOK ALIKE HE SOUNDED LIKE SNIPES.
superdog
superdog - 7/28/2010, 10:14 AM
awesome for sure
RedDevil
RedDevil - 7/28/2010, 10:32 AM
LOL Without Blade teenage vampires will end our world.
Superheromoviefan
Superheromoviefan - 7/28/2010, 10:52 AM
[frick]ING AWESOME!!!!!!!
HULK2099
HULK2099 - 7/28/2010, 10:59 AM
[frick]in love it
SHAZAM171
SHAZAM171 - 7/28/2010, 11:19 AM
LMAO!!!!! Good Stuff. I'd see this movie. LOL
Rango
Rango - 7/28/2010, 11:47 AM
i always wanted to be part of Team Blade...ftw
Ven0m
Ven0m - 7/28/2010, 12:00 PM
I am team Blade!
gorgeousgeeks
gorgeousgeeks - 7/28/2010, 12:26 PM
I thought this was funny until he referred to Edward as a pansy for "not tapping that." I find it disgusting that people actually look down on you for saving yourself until marriage. Are STD's and having ten welfare babies (I know a woman) cooler than being a virgin? Oh, I guess so. IDIOTS! PIGS!

No, I'm not a tween or a Twihard. I just believe that some things are precious.

And if you have sex, that's your business, but I think it's wrong to mock someone for making a choice of abstinence whether it be for morals, safety, or religion.
Superheromoviefan
Superheromoviefan - 7/28/2010, 12:57 PM
@gorgeousgeeks - You got it wrong. Not only Bella and Edward want to have sex and they don't, but we have to listen to them grumble that they don't having sex.
Vital
Vital - 7/28/2010, 1:28 PM
Other than the emo comment, it was pretty funny. The guy who was Blade was really good.
claybo4131
claybo4131 - 7/28/2010, 1:30 PM
@gorgeous They just talk about doing it and they just dont, not till Breaking Dawn and he knocks her out while having sex then she wants seconds and then he knocks her up.

Its the same as talking the talk and not walking the walk
DDD
DDD - 7/28/2010, 1:36 PM
Tw!shite 20: Breaking Wind!!!!!
lol
Ranger14
Ranger14 - 7/28/2010, 3:48 PM
Taboo@ If people only commented on articles that have to do with movies or actors they like, this would be a pretty boring place to visit. ;-)

I am sure I am like most. I went to the first movie not knowing what I was going to experience and as they say on GI Joe..."Now you know and knowing is half the battle". That's how I know about the franchise.

I read this article because Blade Vs. Twilight is very appealing me to me. I loved Blade and couldn't stand Twilight. ;-P
prinzjoker
prinzjoker - 7/28/2010, 3:58 PM
Team Blade kills all twilight crap
countrymadness
countrymadness - 7/28/2010, 4:12 PM
LOL AWESOME :D
SuperSpiderMan5778
SuperSpiderMan5778 - 7/28/2010, 8:29 PM
i can't stop applauding
grog
grog - 7/28/2010, 9:55 PM
I love the trailer I would pay to see that. having a tween daughter makes in almost impossible to not have these movies in my house. however they do have 1 (and only 1) redeaming quality to them. they are guarentee to put me to sleep. great for that afternoon nap.
Jimdlux
Jimdlux - 7/28/2010, 10:19 PM
AWESOME!
jshark
jshark - 7/28/2010, 11:06 PM
I love that my wife hates Twilight more than I do. True Blood FTW! But I would pay to see a Twilight movie with Blade in it.
zeonsdemon
zeonsdemon - 7/29/2010, 8:19 AM
ive been waiting for someone to do something like this for a long time. and whistler looked hilarious
ThaJackaL
ThaJackaL - 7/29/2010, 6:19 PM
About the only way they could ever make Twilight watchable is by putting Blade in there! LOL
Vital
Vital - 7/29/2010, 10:19 PM
Yeah True Blood destroys Twilight for sure. :)
Nightmare4
Nightmare4 - 7/29/2010, 11:43 PM
Blade Is The Shiitt!!the first flim is one of my favorite comic Movies of all time...
Nightmare4
Nightmare4 - 7/29/2010, 11:44 PM
oh lol..and i would love to see Blade dcapitate the twilight vamp's!!
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