Three-Breasted Hooker In TOTAL RECALL Will Bare All Her "Top Assets"

Three-Breasted Hooker In TOTAL RECALL Will Bare All Her "Top Assets"

Speculation has circled this topic, given the fact that the Total Recall remake has been given a PG-13 rating. But now millions of 13-year-old boys' dreams are about to come true...

By SaintSpidey67Re - Aug 02, 2012 09:08 AM EST
Filed Under: Sci-Fi
Source: TMZ

TMZ has reported that Sony has confirmed that the three-breasted hooker in the remake of Total Recall will indeed be completely bare chested, despite it's PG-13 rating.



Now, a rep for Sony tells us, the new movie won't disappoint when it premieres at midnight -- because the revamped 3-boob'd lady will ALSO be going fully topless ... sans the nipple strip she flaunted at Comic Con this year.

It's surprising ... considering the new movie's rated PG-13 -- and this kind of nudity is rare in PG-13 movies.

But it's not unheard of -- here's a list of other famous PG-13 movies with bare boobies ... "Titanic," "The Fifth Element," "Something's Gotta Give," "Forrest Gump," and "Splash."

As for the actress who played the original triple threat -- Lycia Naff -- she's pleased by the news, telling TMZ, it's pointless to go through hours of makeup and prosthetic attachment just to leave out the "best part" ... "those little chocolatey nuggets."





Total Recall opens on August 3rd; the film stars Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, John Cho, Bill Nighy, and Bryan Cranston.

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Sabconth
Sabconth - 8/2/2012, 9:39 AM
3 is most definitely a crowd.
Talontd
Talontd - 8/2/2012, 9:44 AM
At least this time she is actually hot...
Anthrax
Anthrax - 8/2/2012, 9:50 AM
yes
Anthrax
Anthrax - 8/2/2012, 9:50 AM
wait forrest gump is pg-13 wtf?!
SageMode
SageMode - 8/2/2012, 9:54 AM
Anyone that gets turned on by a triple-breasted woman has serious issues. Lol.
KaneVonDoom
KaneVonDoom - 8/2/2012, 10:00 AM
^ One could say the same thing about triple-chinned women, but as they say: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
jessepostal
jessepostal - 8/2/2012, 10:03 AM
Which two are the real ones? It looks like none of them are real:) and the original hooker was hot, that was the in style back than
Supes17
Supes17 - 8/2/2012, 10:06 AM
Well that's not saving the film from a 21% RT
SeaSerpentine
SeaSerpentine - 8/2/2012, 10:16 AM
Here's another example, "Critters 2".
CaptainAmerica31
CaptainAmerica31 - 8/2/2012, 10:19 AM
Lol 13 year old boys dreams will come true hahaha
SpiderFan35
SpiderFan35 - 8/2/2012, 10:20 AM
The more the merrier :)
CaptainObvious
CaptainObvious - 8/2/2012, 10:20 AM
Total Recall must be a really sad movie because I heard alot of teenage boys are bringing tissues to the theater.
eleven59
eleven59 - 8/2/2012, 10:21 AM
hey! Lycia Naff is still attractive to me! then again i like older women! ;)
jessepostal
jessepostal - 8/2/2012, 10:23 AM
@captain obvious. Thumbs up for your comment
Deschain12
Deschain12 - 8/2/2012, 10:23 AM
@SaintSpidey
Haha I love both of the Boondock Saints movies
Deschain12
Deschain12 - 8/2/2012, 10:25 AM
But on this topic, it's cool I guess as a nod to the original. Still don't have high hopes for it but I hope I'm proven wrong.
Supershadowbat
Supershadowbat - 8/2/2012, 10:29 AM
I always wondered if she had more than one of any other organ, if she has three breasts!!
Supes17
Supes17 - 8/2/2012, 10:41 AM
So she's going to be naked?
Well...I guess I'm going to see this movie after all >=)
Supes17
Supes17 - 8/2/2012, 10:43 AM
@SaintSpidey67Re

I know man, I hate RT as well.. But if the score is THAT low, it's usually not a good sign. But the naked 3 boobs convinced me..Im watching it :P
Wildaniel
Wildaniel - 8/2/2012, 10:46 AM
KB and JB are another reason to watch this movie.lol.
Mime
Mime - 8/2/2012, 10:58 AM
You're going to see this movie at the bottom of the threads in the future saying most paused movie moments.
StarSpangledBruce
StarSpangledBruce - 8/2/2012, 12:19 PM
Well okee dokee then.
StPete20
StPete20 - 8/2/2012, 1:03 PM
There's no bare breasts in Forrest Gump, only side boob when he's in Jenny's dorm room. Titanic for sure, but Forrest Gump needs to be omitted from the above list
DoomXfactor
DoomXfactor - 8/2/2012, 3:32 PM
aaaaaaand just like that my mind is changed about this movie



AnditsOn1
AnditsOn1 - 8/2/2012, 3:46 PM
Ok, this news makes me want to watch this movie in theatre....totally.
CRleo1995
CRleo1995 - 8/2/2012, 5:36 PM
overtappeal@ What's the problem with being a virgin, isn't that why we have movies like this with beautiful chicks so that we have something to fantisize about to past the time
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