It has been some time since we last had a little chat, isn't it? We've just been so busy with our Chicago convention we almost forgot you guys. Not like we could (even if we wanted to) but it is time to share some of our brand new merchandise with you guys! We keep getting in more and more new stuff, and this is just a small sampling of the tremendous wave of things to come. Keep checking back and we are sure you'll find something new to enjoy! If you want to skip straight to the good stuff, check out our New Items page.
Our first section here is on our brand new Men's T-Shirts. These are 'super' groovy and just show a lot of love for some of your most favorite characters! Our Superman: Red Steel Rampage highlights Mr. Split Personality indulging a more 'Id' side of things. Frued would be so proud of Superman connecting to his inner rage! You can't be that nice without biting the bullet from time to time, after all. Speaking of biting the bullet, our Green Arrow/ Green Lantern #85 T-Shirt shows the Green Arrow's world getting totally rocked. Some sniper he is, he didn't even notice his sidekick doing smack. Maybe all of that time staring down the shaft of an arrow has given poor Ollie tunnel vision. Well, good thing for Ollie is that we just happen to know about a certain Doctor who happens to have a bit of free time on his hands. This nature green t-shirt can barely contain the awesome fury of Dr. Doom, and clearly, he is in and making house calls; and by house calls we mean he's going to show up and tear your house down with his bare hands. It may take more then an apple to keep this baddie away! When it's all said and done, it would probably be nice to turn on some music and just relax. How about some Ozzy…IRON MAN! Man, that was terrible but I needed something to lead into this next shirt; a brand spanking new Junk Food shirt featuring Iron Man throwing a hissy fit. Well, hissy fit really isn't the proper term for it, but the emotionally charged response might be right on the money. I think I looked like that when I tore open my first Nintendo on Christmas, just minus the inspiring armor.
And for our lovely ladies, we have some vintage-ish looking Wonder Woman shirts! Our one shirt shows Wonder Woman posing for her picture for the back of her autobiography. She's so classy, and that picture makes me want to read her book. Wait, she didn't write an autobiography? Oh well, at least they got some inside-the-book-jacket-art already. Despite the fact that she didn't write a book, she's still running for President! Granted it is 100 years in the future, she won't take any flak from no sissy special interest groups. She'll balance the economy, bring peace to the world, and everybody will get free pizza. Ah yes, free pizza. I think that's what managed to finally push her over the edge into true victory. No more "Tea Party", it is now a Pizza Party! (Party on, Wayne!) Of course we couldn't have two Wonder Woman shirts with out at least one Bat Shirt. This shirt shows the iconic Batman image in slightly different colors then we are used to. Yellow and Black can get so tiring after a certain amount of time I suppose! This group wouldn’t be complete without a real princess, now would it? Introducing our newest Star Wars shirt graciously hosting Princess Leia; this shirt shows off some rather subtle pop-art, and the design is sharp. We need like a 300 foot mural of this when people go into cities. I bet it would reduce crime by a pretty significant number; and by that statement I mean if your city has an Imperial Detachment or roaming gangs of Storm Troopers. Don’t worry, they can’t hit anything anyways.
What about the wee little ones, SuperHeroStuff.Com? Oh, we are getting to that, hold your horses! You people sometimes! Anyways, our first shirt is one showing Batman and his pimp-mobile tooling around the city. What kid doesn’t want a sharp car and command of the city? Batman certainly isn’t afraid of the dark, and neither should they be! Speaking of Batman in action our next shirt shows several different frames with Batman just being Batman, which entitles owning evil, looking suave, and just appearing to have a total blast. If they ever invent gas powered grappling hooks, they would have to put an age limit of at least 25 on using them; and even then, there will be many, many injuries. You can’t have that much shadow without some light, right? Well, the proverbial ying to Batman’s yang in the Justice League, Superman, is not without his high quality shirts either! Look at this Superman shirt, he’s just busting through whatever. I wonder if Superman just gets a lazy day and flies through buildings, mountains, and other such obstructions. Looking at this shirt, it’s almost like Superman is bursting out of one’s stomach. Alien Vs. Predator Vs. Superman. Oh, I can already see it now. After the smoke clears from that epic battle, Superman can take the time to realize his origins, and his alternate identity. Luckily for us, this next shirt reveals the secret identity of Superman, or at least some fairly important credentials. This shirt actually taught me how to read, true story – up to this point I’ve just been really good at pretending. All of these children T-Shirts are a 30 thread count, meaning they are made of extremely fine materials, are incredibly soft, and highly durable! Such opulence! We hope you have enjoyed our small preview of things to come, and keep checking back with us!