Rickly's Review - GI JOE: Retaliation (Spoiler-Free)

Rickly's Review - GI JOE: Retaliation (Spoiler-Free)

The Joes reunite to face a COBRA threat that's bigger and more hostile than ever. Does this film surpass its predecessor? Take the jump...

Review Opinion
By earzmundo - Mar 27, 2013 09:03 PM EST
Filed Under: G.I. Joe

John Chu picked and chose what he wanted from the first film. That's something that needed to be cleared up off the cuff. Some plot points are neatly wrapped while others aren't. Chu wanted a grittier take on what Stephen Sommers did with RISE OF COBRA, but while there were some nifty action sequences, the film leaves a lot to be desired - plot-wise and cast-wise. It seems that Chu opted for more style than substance, and while it could well pan out as a 'popcorn flick', I've been too die-hard a comic and animated GI JOE fan to appreciate this. Chu did pick some pretty impressive plot points from the comics and cartoons, but while the plans were well laid, the execution faltered badly.


Just like the first film, the bulk of the cast is severely misused and underwhelming. No one leaves a lasting impression, bar Dwayne Johnson. He lays the smack down prominently as Roadblock and takes great cue from the comics and the snowy sequences where he was blinded and toting the Commander in the animated movie. Johnson proves a rock of a leader. However, DJ Cotrona as Flint and Adrianne Palicki (Lady Jaye) are wooden as can be...even showing up the stiffness of Channing Tatum's Duke.

With such a stellar roster butchered in the first film, characters like Baroness, Ripcord and Hawk amongst the many, could have really added flair to this movie. Even Destro is done severe injustice. Any sense of dread that Commander tries to impart or any sense of romance that could rear...end up proving far from potent. There's a grave lack of intimidation from Commander and Flint/Jaye end up proving a severe flaw to the film. Add in 'John MaClane' and you get what? Bruce Willis being Bruce Willis?

Chu takes a huge risk in making this a sequel that doesn't feel like a sequel. Storm Shadow's resurgence is not touched upon while Duke's treatment is one that baffles. It's in line with the animated movie, up to the point, where heads are left scratching. The resolution to the anti-terrorist plot is even more fumbling. COBRA's inevitable defeat and the Commander's fate are given literally the most minimal concentration. Storm Shadow (Lee Byung hun) and Snake Eyes (Ray Park) do add a much better dynamic especially with their lore brought full-circle to the screen. With Jinx's barely passable performance thrown in as well as a nod to Zartan's Arishikage impact, there's fodder from the lore to mix things up nicely. Even Ray Stevenson's Firefly proves a brilliant foil at times. But Chu's effort to focus on wanton destruction, albeit in a complimentary military/guerrilla style, hinders a lot from the storytelling. The cast just doesn't seem to be given the room to blossom as the pace is just too fervent.

The finale seemed so hustled and anti-climactic despite the nods to the comic/cartoon lore. Mixing in the fact that Commander falls way short of anything that instills fear really threw me for a loop. The script wasn't condensed properly and the cast crumbled at key moments. There are some stellar action sequences (the cliff-scene is quite pleasing) but overall, there's an aesthetic here that doesn't lend much credence to a story well-told. Much better than its predecessor but overall, not a good film.

Rating = 4/10
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BANE5000
BANE5000 - 3/27/2013, 10:09 PM
I guess watching it online for me just as I planned :]
masterhater
masterhater - 3/27/2013, 10:09 PM
Well this guy sounds like he gives the first film waaaayyyy too much credit. Suggesting adding ripcord? I think the author of this article misses the point of how bad and why the first one sucked soo fn hard. Stellar roster in the first film?! Really?!

Obviously me and the author of this article don't see face to face so I think I'm going to check this movie out.

Suggesting to add ripcord from the first movie!!!! WTF
TheDARKestKNIGHT
TheDARKestKNIGHT - 3/27/2013, 11:19 PM
What masterhater said
kazumama
kazumama - 3/28/2013, 12:23 AM
Just saw it last night..completely aweful, even the rock and bruce willis also can't save it...the above said better than its predecessor? U must be kidding, its not even the story can compare to the 1st one, and the action just the poorless I've ever seen (except the cliff scene got a bit awesome) in Hollywood movies. ..it just non-excited...no quality at all...all the matter is the director john chu , Doesn't know to film action movies at all...waste money if you all go watch it...bring back stephen sommers or director that know how to make better action scenes please...
loki668
loki668 - 3/28/2013, 12:49 AM
I'll wait until it comes out on Viewmaster.

Lord Loki has spoken
snarfman
snarfman - 3/28/2013, 9:08 AM
Has anyone who was a fan of the comics ever realized that Cobra would have never existed if it wasn't for Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow? Storm Shadow going back and saving Snake Eyes' life in Vietnam lead to the events that made Cobra Commander (then just a car salesman) to go crazy. Always found that to be an interesting tidbit.
Bark4Soul
Bark4Soul - 3/28/2013, 10:41 AM
Haha so you write a review and then jump all over everyone's ass when they have a different opinion other than yours? Maaaaaybe this is why it didn't make main like you said elsewhere.

Also something about that first sentence doesn't read right, "Picked and chose", I dunno...I woulda scrapped that and went with a different way of approaching that
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