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Superdog's G.I. Joe Review

MEH...
Thats really all there is to say. Im completely indifferent about this movie. It did nothing for me in anyway shape or form. It was completely numbing. Bland acting, bland effects, bland fights, bland battles, bland story. Nice breast. Cgi fish, unfunny gags. That about covers it. I know its not a long or exciting review, which really fits for this movie. There were little things that annoyed me to no end, and things that annoyed me but ended. Ice does not sink, it floats, there's no need to wear sunglasses in the rain, if you don't talk your mask does not need lips, and dennis quad is officially done as an actor. So there you go folks. i know you were expecting more, but if there's any movie that does not evoke any kind of emotional response, even negative, this would be it. Maybe the movie succeeded in turning of my brain.

4 Yes
3 No
superdog
8/7/2009
superdog

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31 Comments

DO!
Spilox - 8/7/2009, 4:29 PM
Dam no emotional depth in this movie then....good review...short and straight to the point, just how the missis likes it :P
teabag - 8/7/2009, 4:41 PM
That ice thing made me mad too. so did the suits. everything else was good though.
wyatt1234 - 8/7/2009, 5:02 PM
Teabag@ no anything. I can't even say it was good but the characters had no depth. The movie had no depth. About anything. It was really the most apathetic I have ever felt about a movie. Even if I hated it that would be something. But I didn't even care enough to hate it. Which is probably even worse.

And that's not what your misses tells me. Bam!!!! :)
superdog - 8/7/2009, 5:06 PM
Superdog@ now i dont feel guilty for banging yours!!! BOOYA lol :P
teabag - 8/7/2009, 5:17 PM
You too? Damn that bitch gets around!!!!! :)
superdog - 8/7/2009, 5:19 PM
Same here..i have to put velcro on my missis thighs to keep em together..:)
teabag - 8/8/2009, 9:50 AM
Normally I don't mind cause she Splits the cash wish me :)
superdog - 8/8/2009, 10:38 AM
Pooch i think you hit the nail on the head. I didn't actually hate it either..it didn't even muster enough of an emotional response to make me hate it!
Rorschach01 - 8/8/2009, 12:34 PM
Huh lucky bastard, mine grabs the cash and just splits :)
teabag - 8/8/2009, 1:30 PM
GI JOE RISE OF COBRA SUCKS!!!!
Ozymandias - 8/8/2009, 6:09 PM
Teabag@ is teabag gonna have to slap a ho?

Ror@ thanks. I think not caring about it at all is actually worse than even being mad.:)

ozy@ essentially your right :)
superdog - 8/8/2009, 6:37 PM
Superdog@ i would if it helped lol
teabag - 8/8/2009, 7:56 PM
always works for me. maybe your not doing it hard enough.......oh wait, thats what she said
superdog - 8/8/2009, 8:07 PM
She said that to you!!??!! man il slap drop kick her for ya bud ;)
teabag - 8/9/2009, 3:33 AM
The sad part is , is that they will make another one in a few years, which will suck 2!.
Skyh00k - 8/9/2009, 6:30 AM
Here ya go kids, found this fer ya....http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/popvox/archive/2009/08/07/why-i-had-to-stay-up-half-the-night-watching-gi-joe-rise-of-the-cobra.aspx
Skyh00k - 8/9/2009, 8:18 AM
Teabag@ no no I don't want her damaged for my next visit
superdog - 8/9/2009, 8:47 AM
What the missing leg doesnt class as damaged ? :)
teabag - 8/9/2009, 9:42 AM
Just wrote my review guys for this movie.Go check it out:)
Ozymandias - 8/9/2009, 10:24 AM
Teas@ he'll no man that makes for easier access
superdog - 8/9/2009, 3:08 PM
Dog@ i almost multiple orgasmed when i was round yours and realised she had 2 of them babies lol
teabag - 8/9/2009, 3:47 PM
Are you talking bout legs? Or something else?
superdog - 8/9/2009, 4:17 PM
you know whats funny? this is the only site that still hates this movie, everyone else has turned out to like it, but NO, the geek site still hates

guys like Ror and Dog that don't like this then you just don't like movies at all and/or shouldn't be allowed to see them anymore, this movie is pretty much what movies are today

you guys suck
lilej2 - 8/9/2009, 5:43 PM
Lilej2@ fck off and get off my thread assface.
superdog - 8/9/2009, 7:25 PM
lilej2 i have officially decided that your mentally challenged. That post coupled with your inability to accept someone else's opinion means you either have to be a child..or just have the mind one.

"guys like Ror and Dog that don't like this then you just don't like movies at all and/or shouldn't be allowed to see them anymore, this movie is pretty much what movies are today"

GIBBERISH! What the [frick] does that even mean!
Rorschach01 - 8/9/2009, 8:15 PM
I think it means that he believes that all movies these days suck and people like us just need to accept it. I guesse since we don't feel that way we shouldn't be allowed to see movies anymore. Think of all The money we'll save :)
superdog - 8/9/2009, 8:50 PM
People named lilej2 suck and should not be allowed near a computer ;)
teabag - 8/10/2009, 1:39 AM
pretty dead on 'cept i can't say meh. it was g.i joe so i did expect something, made it suck worse. lilej2@ are the other sites g.i. joe the movie.com and g.i. joe fans nomatterwhatthe[frick]they'rein.com NO ONE likes this
theeambassador - 8/10/2009, 6:46 AM
ambassador@ i was curios as to what sites he was on as well. i was thinknig lee77 created a site for people like that darkhorseofthesummer.com. cause i havent really heard anyone like this either.
superdog - 8/10/2009, 6:56 AM
@lilej2:you need to shut the f**k up and go back to the retard hospital.
Ozymandias - 8/10/2009, 10:00 AM

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