Ozymandias's Review of GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

Was it brilliant or did it suck? Read to find out...

Okay straight to the point.So early in the film we get introduced to the worst duo ever.Channing Tatum and Marlon Wayans.We are stuck with these 2 morons for the entire film and they are annoying as hell.The movie failed to keep me interested in it at all.I wasted 2 hours of my life in this joyless stinker they call a movie.I even wanted to walk out of it after the first 20 minutes but I decided to stay and hope a miracle would happen.And it didnt.The special effects werent that good and whoever was the casting director for this movie should never do casting for another movie again.To me this is the worst film of 2009 and I say we get a reboot.

Overall:1 out 4 stars.

Ozymandias
8/9/2009

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25 Comments

	Hope this makes the front page. Ozymandias - 8/9/2009, 10:19 AM
	Ozy: good review! to be honest, even if you had said it was the best movie you've ever seen i wouldnt go and see it - it looks terrible! a typical kiddie crappy summer movie! :) joshw24 - 8/9/2009, 10:24 AM
	@joshw24:Thanks and your right to stay away from this movie.It was worse then wolverine and even Punisher War Zone was better. Ozymandias - 8/9/2009, 10:28 AM
	Good review Ozy....LEEE gave this movie 4/5 lol :P Ashmore for Bucky teabag - 8/9/2009, 10:33 AM
	@teabag:Thanks and stay away from this movie. Ozymandias - 8/9/2009, 10:36 AM
	Ozy@ dont worry dude....im not planning on watching it :) teabag - 8/9/2009, 10:46 AM
	@teabag:Good choice my friend. Ozymandias - 8/9/2009, 10:48 AM
	Ozy have you read LEEE's review? :) teabag - 8/9/2009, 10:54 AM
	Lol TEA @ pimping OUR REVIEWS!!! ; D Though mines more of a EDITORIAL. OZY @ ; D Oh and..... SAM WORTHINGTON FOR CAP!!! LEEE777 - 8/9/2009, 10:56 AM
	@teabag:I shall read it. Ozymandias - 8/9/2009, 10:58 AM
	Lol! ; ) LEEE777 - 8/9/2009, 10:59 AM
	LEE gave 4/5 for this crap!?! i wouldnt even give the trailer that seeing as it was perhaps the most cheesy and worst 2mins of my life! ;) All the reviews are making fun of the bad dialogue - apparently the Eiffel Tower gets destroyed and the government agents say something along the lines of "the french are upset" - UNDERSTATEMENT or what!?! Ozy: i know we disagree over a couple of things but i have a newfound respect that you were able to suffer through this movie! :) joshw24 - 8/9/2009, 11:01 AM
	@LEEE777:Just read your review and left a comment.I knew you would you like that film but I would give it 3 instead of 4 out of 5 star. @joshw24:Prey you never have to see this.When you are watching this movie it feels like you will never be happy or joyful again. Ozymandias - 8/9/2009, 11:07 AM
	Im not surprised with the outcome(SUCKS)...WAYANS as an action HERO thats a joke within itself therefore I knew it would BOMB. BLADE4040 - 8/9/2009, 1:10 PM
	hahah, good man ozy, tell it like it is! Rorschach01 - 8/9/2009, 1:13 PM
	Good review. Kinda like mine. The 2 hours just felt like a waste. I didn't care enough to get mad about it it was that pathetic superdog - 8/9/2009, 3:11 PM
	@superdog:Your review was funny as hell! Ozymandias - 8/9/2009, 4:13 PM
	Thanks man. I like yours too. It should be in main. Dude I just can't get over that ice thing. I knows it's trivial but it's such an insult to our intelligence. superdog - 8/9/2009, 4:21 PM
	@superdog:I cant believe LEEE liked this film. Ozymandias - 8/9/2009, 4:26 PM
	Good review, but I still liked the movie. TheCritic17 - 8/9/2009, 5:44 PM
	Didn't you like Snake-Eyes? TheCritic17 - 8/9/2009, 5:44 PM
	@TheCritic17:The fight between Snake Eyes and Stormshadow was the only good part of the movie to me.The rest of the movie was just plain boring and I wasted my money on the film. But that is just my opinion:. Ozymandias - 8/9/2009, 5:48 PM
	I didn't even like there fights. The camera was moving around too muc. Too much editing. You had two of the best martial artist in the world and it was all jittery and MTV style fast cuts. They should have just set up a frigen camera and pointed it in thier direction and let it roll. Would have been much better. superdog - 8/9/2009, 7:32 PM
	Ozy@ go check my review again. Some jackass left a mesage for people like you me teabag and ror. superdog - 8/9/2009, 7:33 PM
	@superdog:Will do. Ozymandias - 8/10/2009, 9:58 AM

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