Comic Book Movie Hottie Jessica Alba Is Pregnant!

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Its offical! The actress best known for appearing in men's fantasies, oh yeah, and for playing Sue Storm in Fantastic Four is knocked up...

God I wish I was reporting Jessica Alba's involvement in a new movie called 'Pregnant' or something, but the truth is that she is reportedly pregnant with Cash Warren's child and the world as we know it is over. Didn't those two split up recently? The tabloids are usually so accurate! I'm aware that this isn't strictly movie news, but damn it we're a family over here and our family's 'favourite hottie' is Jessica Alba, judging from our community lists. Of course the upside of this is that pretty soon we're probably gonna get pictures of Alba with absolutely ridiculous pregnancy breasts. The downside being that at some point today I will be nunchuked by a midget and reporting that Bret Ratner has been handed the third Batman movie, since along with Alba's body being sullied by pregnancy, those are pretty much the worst three things I can imagine and it would only make sense for them to hit me all at once.
It remains to be seen whether or not pregnancy will dampen our interest in her.

"Sniff", I wish I was reporting Jessica Alba's involvement in a new movie called 'Pregnant', but alas no, the truth is that she is reportedly pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child and the world as we know it is over. Didn't those two split up recently? The tabloids are usually so accurate! I'm aware that this isn't strictly movie news, but damn it, we're a family over here and our family's 'favourite hottie' is Jessica Alba, judging from our community lists. Of course the upside of this is that pretty soon we're probably gonna get to see pictures of Alba with absolutely ridiculous pregnancy breasts--like they've been pumping out for Halle. The downside being that at some point today I will be nunchuked by a midget and reporting that Bret Ratner has been handed the third Batman movie, since along with Alba's body being sullied by pregnancy, those are pretty much the worst three things I can imagine and it would only make sense for them to hit me all at once.
It remains to be seen whether or not pregnancy will dampen our interest in her.

Ryan Corderman
12/12/2007
Source: Comic Book Movie

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