Ash:
The Pokémon master from Pallet Town is here
To crush this alien monkey freak who’s gonna be rattling in fear
You came here from a planet that got destroyed in the blink of an eye?
Sounds similar to a certain red and blue tights wearing guy
Call me Mr. Jackson, cause I’m going off the wall
I’m training to be the best while you’re running around chasing balls
Beating you in this fight? That won’t be too hard
My burns will heat you up just like a Charizard
Goku:
You say I chase balls, yet you play around with them
Says a lot from a wimp who can’t get past the age of ten
I get to train with the greatest warriors in the entire world
While you keep getting friend-zoned by every single girl
Let’s try a Kamehameha against your little Pikachu
Dude, even Hercule is a much better opponent than you
To the Home for Infinite Losers you will be sent
And the chances of you losing are over nine thousand
Ash:
Seriously? I’m getting all this from a guy dressed like a pumpkin?
Just like a rock type, I’m gonna keep this battle thumping
When was the last time you had a really successful game?
Your strength depends on your hair color? Gee, that’s pretty lame
So far, your raps have been a really massive fail
Not surprising, since you freeze up when somebody yanks your tail
Between our two franchises, mine’s the one that’s most iconic
And your’s will soon bite the dust, similar to Sonic
Goku:
Bow before me Ash, cause I’m a Super Saiyan God
Your games sell well? That shit is nowhere near successful as COD
Last night, I did some hardcore five-way training with your mom
The other participants? Their names were Misty, May, and Dawn
My friends’ are martial artists whose skills constantly rise
While you hang out with a guy who’s always closing his eyes
Straight up your ass, I will shove my power pole
You got furry little bitches, and I’ve got Dragon Soul
Who won? You decide!