STREET SHARKS: a fanfiction inspired by real events
Dr. Robert Bolton woke up one fine morning and gazed out his window and saw something glorious, a new dawn, a new awakening if you will...but...it was not to last...for there would be...a sharkening!!
46 years later...events occured that would cause irreperable damage...this is the story of how it all happened.
Chapter One: The Sharkening Begins
Mantaman woke up next to his loving wife who was dead...it was pretty interesting in all honesty...not that you would belieber me. But that's not important, this story is really about the badass mofo known around the world as Shrimp Louie, now Shrimp Louie was the kind of man that nobody screwed around with, hell if they even thought about screwing around with him he'd blast them cold dead with his big blaster guns and then he would totally walk to McDonald's and order a goddamn Big Mac and a large fries so he could eat it and get fat lollerbate, anywho before we get sidetracked on the delivery of this masterpiece we should get back on track before we get derailed any further, ikr. You know what i want. We should like, propose to each other or something, idk could happen, ikr. Maximillian Grecko asked me on a date once, it was pretty awkward...Zeus and Apollo were there. This is the way stuff happens when you're not arriving at the train station on time, i guess not, if its not my life then it must by my sensational vacational desperation that's a new creation.
STREET SHARKS II THE SHARKENING 2: THE SECOND SHARKENING
Big Slammu woke up at about 6:43 in the morning and immediately decided to go to the bathroom so he did that and immediately after that he proceeded to walk to McDonald's because that was most definitely a place that he most certainly wanted to be at, at that particular time. Once Big Slammu arrived at his local McDonald's he noticed that Jab was already there so he waved at him. Big Slammu didn't order a Big Mac, he just had some fries. After that he walked home. Later, when Big Slammu got back home, he sat on his couch and watched I Love Lucy reruns until he fell asleep, when he awoke the next morning he took a trip to KFC and had some KFC to it at the KFC he went to to eat at the place he ate at. Once he finished eating KFC, his life decisions improved considerably, it was quite an astonishing feat, if i were to be fully one hundred percent honest with you, i don't even know though, like really. Big Slammu didn't really know either, its interesting. All of a sudden, there was a knocking on Big Slammu's door...it was Jab...
STREET SHARKS 3: SHARKENED
Detective Michael Brock awoke on an early friday morning with a grog he got up out of bed, put some dirty pants on and then the rest of his clothing materials and proceeded to walk towards the door of the apartment he happened to be staying at. Once he had left the apartment building and stepped outside he breathed in the cold air and felt a slight bit of happiness until he remembered that the street sharks were a thing that exist and then he was like what, you jokin', i don't even know, i know right and after that he was mildly depressed so he consumed some more alcohol and then passed out until 5 in the morning. Once again he awoke from his drunken slumber and started another day, but this would be a different day, this would be the day Detective Michael Brock discovered that Shrimp Louie planned on putting a bullet right between Ripster's eyes.
Chapter Four
The fourth chapter of the Street Sharks fanfic that exists for some f***ed up reason, i mean nobody really even knows why it exists
Jab died...this is what happened after...
29 years later
Life without Jab just doesn't feel the same, i've tried so hard to move on but i just can't do it. I cry myself to sleep every other night, haunted by memories of Jab, i scream and scream and cry all the nights away over and over like a broken record and it just doesn't ever stop. Jab was better than any of us, that really is the most important thing to remember here. Jab will live on in the hearts of us all, hearts of us all, hearts of us all, hearts of us all, hearts of us all, hearts of us all, hearts of us alllllllllllllllllllllllll...idk...marketing...ikr...could happen...sin recorded...ikr...totes...
STREET SHARKS V: JUMPING THE SHARK
President David Horne looked out his window one morning and was mildly surprised by what he seen...standing out his window were the Dino Vengers, T-Bone, Stegz, Bullzeye and Spike. Now no one is entirely certain what exactly they were doing there, its anyones guess really, but the fact of the matter is they were. Now what did the Dino Vengers even want with President David Horne? Nobody really knows.
Anywho, President David Horne happened to be in his tightie whities at the time, so to say he felt mild embarassment wouldn't not be not an understatement, to be honest with you. Now why would that even happen, i do not know, but it did. So yeah, deal with it kthnxbai <3 Anywho, stuff things filler diller killer miller, basically.
Seven hundred dollars. Tell it to my heart, i can feel my body rock...every tiiiime you call my name.