ComicBookMovie.com Start A Fansite!
You are not currently logged in. Login

X-Men Origins: Wolverine... a review?

I WILL GIVE NO SPOILERS! But I do want to confirm a few rumors, tell you why it's worth seeing, and a few of it's flaws. I couldn't help myself and decided to watch the leaked version.
Let me start by repeating, NO SPOILERS. As a fan, I feel you should all make your way to the theater and watch the actual events unfold firsthand. For the record, it was a douchebag move for someone to leak it in the first place. I hope they get what is coming to them. I say this because I can't imagine how many morons watched this extremely early cut of the film and are passing huge judgements on it, which I'm afraid may damage it's haul in theaters. Yes, I did watch it, but I did so knowing that no matter what I saw, I would still be at the theater to see the frist two showings available regardless. I thought to join a boycott in not watching the leaked version, but then I thought it may be for the better if I did, as I can hopefully counter some of the flak it's already getting.

Keep in mind this version is full of editing errors, poor sound quality, and unfinished CG effects. Most computer models don't even have the skins on them and moments when you know Logan has been injured and a CG healing effect would be there, or actors hanging from wires, lol, things like that. Some parts, like the climax fight, are nearly unwatchable because of all the unfinished CG. So remember this paragraph if nothing else in this article when you hear or read someone smashing the movie based on this leaked version.

Some things I'd like to confirm:
1) Deadpool does indeed become Weapon XI. Now some may consider this a spoiler, it's been in the news circling this movie for over a month and I figure most of you have already made up your minds about it. Well, put your mind at ease.
2) Professor Xavier is in it very briefly and he is played by Patrick Stuart. Also, if this X-Men First Class movie is a prequel, Emma Frost will be one of the original X-Men.
3) Sabertooth does help Logan in the final fight. Ugh! I know.
4) In this cut, my theory on Sinister being present has turned out to be a pipedream. However, The actor I believe to be playing him wasn't in the movie.
5) Gambit doing the funny stuff with the cards, it's card tricks, he is just that good with them. Nothing about this character is disappointing by the way.
6) Dominic Monaghan doesn't play Beak. Instead, he is a mutant who can manipulate the flow of radio and electrical frequencies.

The action is top notch, but the scene with the hummers and the chopper is a bit overdone. We get quite a few very nice fight scene's with various characters. Logan vs. Victor after Creed kills Silver Fox is quite brutal. I will warn you that Agent Zero is a bit out there with his action scenes, but if you think about him in the comics, you realize it should be that way.

Gambit is incredible. Kitsch did a great job and I hope to see him reprise the role in the future. He looks like a natural doing all flips and jumps and kicking Logan AND Sabertooths ass, some nice display of his power. Some of you might laugh when he steps out of the building to confront Logan after blowing him through a wall.

Ryan Reynolds IS Wade. He had all the Reynolds humor and delivery, without the quirky body motions Ryan himself has. And his action is fluid and flawless. Danny Huston adds alot of character depth to the film. Liev nails the lines so well, "I think I can feel your spine.*laughs* Didn't know you had one." The guy playing Blob, Kevin Durand, is even entertaining.

All-in-all, the acting is good, the action great, but what about flaws. The story feels kinda rushed and you will have a few "WTF" moments, like when Logan use's his claws to deflect an optic blast from Weapon XI. Despite those few setbacks, it is definitely worth going to see folks. As a matter of fact, only thing that stops me from saying this is the best movie in the franchise is the fact that it seemed to short. It could have easily had another 30 minutes. It's better than X1 and X3, that's certain, but I think X2 still has it beat.

Well, I hope you enjoyed these words. I enjoyed writing them. Hopefully you will all take my word for it as opposed to listening to some hateful troll. Also, I lied about no spoilers. I have to give you one as I cannot hold it to myself and it'd be greedy to keep it from you all. Scroll immediately beyond the pic to the comments section if you don't wish to know.

SPOILER!!!
SPOILER!!!
I couldn't hold this Easter-Egg to myself, it gave me goosebumps. After the credits finish rolling, we see our title character sitting at a bar drinking shots of bourbon. Nothing out of the norm, right... until he orders another drink... in Japanese... from a Japanese bartender...
7 Yes
1 No
TheMyth
4/1/2009

DISCLAIMER: This posting was submitted by a user of the site not from Comic Book Movie editorial staff. All users have acknowledged and agreed that the submission of their content is in compliance with our Terms of Use. For removal of copyrighted material, please contact us HERE.

59 Comments

dude you are absoulutey right and i completely agree and i saw the movie and i know what u mean
WarMachine007 - 4/2/2009, 1:14 AM
Nice review man. About the length, there are definitely another 14 minutes added to the final cut, so that could introduce Sinister.
Lansdowne5 - 4/2/2009, 5:47 AM
See, this is a review. By someone that actually watched the movie with an open mind and didnt just skip on to the next action scene. I still havnt watched because im determined not to see it until it reaches the cinema..although i am very tempted! But im pretty sure i would feel about the same way themyth does about it..or at least i hope i do! I have heard also that the script is a bit weak..im a big stickler for good dialogue..even if everything else in a movie is top notch,a shitty script can ruin it.
RorMachine - 4/2/2009, 7:01 AM
GREAT REVIEW MYTH!!! Thank you very much for that and thank god you DID watch the bootleg or else... well i don't know LOL. I might even go watch it opening day but looking at the buget... not looking so good for now :(

And cool pic dude!!! I'll try and make a kick ass avatar of it :))
Shaman - 4/2/2009, 8:30 AM
Job well done!!!

So no Christian Clark? I guess that your idea may not be a pipedream just yet.

I still have one question... What is the deal with The Blob changing his mass in the movie? How does he fit in the story? (I guess thats two questions)

I myself wanted to watch it, but i would rather wait for the finished product.
Justadjust - 4/2/2009, 8:46 AM
Justadjust: I have not watched the leaked movie but from what people have told me he is on the team with Wolvie at the beginning of the movie.

So I am guessing that in the beginning he is younger therefore skinnier and later on (maybe years in the movie's time) when wolverine meets him he has become fat.

Just a guess from what I have read and been told. I refuse to watch the bootleg. I am waiting to go opening day and experience it in Digital THX at my local movie theatre!!
MidKnight35 - 4/2/2009, 11:40 AM
Great review MYTH.

I've been waiting for an open-minded fan to post a non-spoiler, objective review to give me hope. You delivered just that.

Thanks.
071808 - 4/2/2009, 1:23 PM
@Rorschach01: Good man! Stick to your guns and be one of the millions there on opening night. The leaked version is not the experience you want. Like I stated above, I only watched it because I felt obligated to offset the trogs that I knew would be slamming it.

@Shaman: I did it for all you guys. I didn't want the more intelligent batch on this site to get sucked into the negativity of some assholes like Sithenor and Powergirl.

@Justadjust: I love your new avatar. And yes, no Christian Clark yet, but that doesn't mean he ain't there in the theatrical cut. I read somewhere not long ago that whoever Clark has signed to play, it is a multiple picture deal. Blob is still quite large at the beginning, but after the original Weapon X team breaks up and they all go separate ways, Blob stays to work with Agent Zero and Stryker for a time rounding up mutants for experimentation. He leaves because of the guilt he feels and goes to stay with Kestrel in his gym and packs on a few hundred pounds. It is Blob that Logan learns about the Island and the only mutant to escape it, Gambit. The interactions with Blob and Logan are very funny and you can almost sense a comradery between Hugh and Kevin offscreen.

071808: No problem at all. Thank you for reading it and not allowing trolls to ruin this movie for you.

Guys, I'm not saying this movie is absent of any flaws. The story, in the unfinished version mind you, is poorly paced. But honestly, that is so far the only flaw worth mentioning aside from Victor helping Logan kill Deadpool. But I challenge anyone to show me a movie that was flawless. I want all of you at the theater for opening weekend. Help me offset the damage that I know is being caused by this leak.

To any die-hard X-fanatics like me, even the leaked version is full of Easter-eggs that will give you goosebumps. I am still having chills when I think of the teaser after the credits of Logan in Japan.
TheMyth - 4/2/2009, 1:53 PM
Thanks "themyth". I'm glad you like the avatar. I always thought that the Marvel Legends Apoc (the build-a-figure) is the best rendition and best detailed.

Also I would like to say that I think I speak for a lot of the "more intelligent batch" when I say that your opinion is very respected on this site.

Great Job! and keep up the good work!

Like I said on another post... I dont know what you do for a living, but you have missed you calling.
Justadjust - 4/2/2009, 2:58 PM
SAY NO TO TROLLS er... something like that
Justadjust - 4/2/2009, 3:00 PM
Great review! Although I have been a bit skeptical on the direction they have taken with some of the characters, I am still an X-Fan and I will be there at 12:01 with 5 or 6 of my friends to watch this show.

I am sure it's stil lan entertaining flick and I can't wait to watch it!
ecksmanfan - 4/2/2009, 3:42 PM
@Justadjust: Thanks buddy.

@ecksmanfan: The inportant thing to remember when absorbing these movie adaptation's is, they are exactly that, adaptations. Trust me bro, I'm about as fanatical about the X-Men as they get. I would go so far as to say there are likely to be many people that enjoy them as much as I, but none that appreciate them more so, lmao. With that said, I also understand why they change the different circumstances to allow a character a chance onscreen. Take the Blob for instance, we all know he has never had anything remotely to do with Wolvie's origin, but I don't mind him being in this film. I honestly don't think we'd have gotten another chance to see Blob onscreen. His role in the movie is small, but memorable. Gambit never met Wolverine before joining the X-Men, but he had several crossings with Sabertooth prior to his actual first appearance. So that makes me comfortable having him tied to Wolverine for the movie. And since Gambit is my favorite fictional character... EVER... if it sits well with me, it should with the rest of you, lol.
TheMyth - 4/2/2009, 4:14 PM
I know I'm prying for spoilers... but how did you come to the conclusion that Emma could be a main character in "First Class"? Did she have a bigger role than just a cameo?
Justadjust - 4/2/2009, 4:31 PM
@Justadjust: lol, contact me through my Email which is linked through this site. I'll tell you a few things, no real spoilers, but I'll elaborate certain events to you if you really want to know, I don't want to post them on the comments as I kinda feel I've said too much about Blob.
TheMyth - 4/2/2009, 5:10 PM
Myth, I totally agree with you. I am a late bloomer into the comic book world and have really taken a liking to the X-men (mostly due to the 90's cartoon) and am admittedly not quite the fan as you and am really OK with movie studios "adjusting" where needed and can honestly say that sometimes they have to due that. For example, the costumes: I really don't want to see Hugh Jackman running around in yellow spandex, it just wouldn't translate well. I am thrilled to see Gambit on the big screen. I was beginning to think it wouldn't happen! As I said before, I will be there at 12:01 and probably again the next afternoon after work.

Let me also say at this time that I really respect and admire your knowledge of the comic book world! you have contributed some awesome stuff on the site. Hats off and raise a glass to TheMyth!
ecksmanfan - 4/2/2009, 5:20 PM
Great review there myth, I saw it 2day and i have 2 say u are on point with ur review. after seein, i am actually in anticipation to see the final product, dont u kinda feel like that??
zinext - 4/2/2009, 7:57 PM
Awesome review myth. i am not going to see it until it hits theaters but thank you for putting my mind to ease on a few things and thanks for letting us know gambit was done almost perfectly. I am a huge fan of gambit. being that he is from down the bayou like i am. i can't wait to see it. thanks again myth
dogchasingcars - 4/2/2009, 11:32 PM
@Zinext: When I'm not trying to defend it, Absolutely. I got chills watching the crappy version thinking about how great the finished thing will be.
TheMyth - 4/3/2009, 1:48 AM
@myth: Yea, it was like watching an artist paint somthing and u can see were he is going with it even tho he is only like 60% complete,and u wanna catch him wen hes finished to see how great it is,that is how i feel about this.
zinext - 4/3/2009, 1:54 AM
thank you so much for confirming everything. Iwas worried that they would mess up Gambit. I was skeptical about their choice of actor. great review i will be going to see it opening day. thanks again TheMyth
Remy83 - 4/3/2009, 3:13 AM
Thanks Myth, you inspired me to write an editorial :))
Shaman - 4/3/2009, 9:38 AM
I love and respect the way you put this together Myth. Like always you deliver in a way that I believe cannot be countered. I refuse to watch the leaked version because I have been waiting for this for a long time! Its like Christmas to me! I've never searched for or peeked at my gifts and I'm not about to start now!

Shaman & Myth: I have created my thread in the Message Boards about my project and would love your input! Please read it in the "Fan Fic" section!! I am meeting with my would-be crew this weekend to discuss our first step and plan out the rest.

Thanx in advance and keep up the great work guys!

Logan
xxDarkitectxx - 4/3/2009, 2:42 PM
@Zinext: Precisely. I used to spend a great deal of time drawing in pencil. However, I could never learn to free-hand to save a life. As long as the Cola can is in front of me, and I can see it, I can copy its exact likenes on paper. Ask me to do it from imagination, sadly, it will appear very amateur. So, when I did draw, I would copy comic frames. I preferred the sharpness of Jim Lee and Marc Silvestri especially. They are the very best artists to ever do an X-Men book. The anticipation once the majority of the drawing becomes recognizable, you have to take a pause to appreciate the beauty it's about to become.

@Shaman: Already read it and posted, bud. Good job and thanks for jumping onboard to put positive info out there.

@Darkitect: Thank you sir. Fan Fic, Editorials, and News, I check everyday if I can and I'm looking forward to it.
TheMyth - 4/4/2009, 2:06 AM
I just saw it, I got the DVD, so we didnt watch it on a small dinky screen, but a full size wall with my friends projector! Movie was ok.., I wanted more character action though, it didnt have enough!!!!! Which is pretty sad, since I was hyped up from the great trailer....

Didnt like how wolverine loses memory from a bullet made out of admantium. Also Sabretooth smashed his regular claws before stryker gives him his metal fix, SO how the hell does he have more claws later in the film? I dont think the claws can heal themselves right? if they could, then what was the whole point of making it all dramatic when he stepped on them? Oh No! What shall I do.

Ill buy the better version when it comes out, probably out in a couple weeks. Unfortunately I rarely rent or go to theatres anymore, since CHina gets freaking everything soo early and for $0.50, even less sometimes. AhhAA...Im usually the guy everyone calls from the states. I think I should be a movie critic

Also I totally agree with DEADPOOL, [frick]ing sucked!!!! what the shit was that?? I thought special effect were suppost to get better with time, but they trashed such a good character...lazer beams? ahha Baraka?? and still shooting lazer beams from a head falling....falling....no body, maybe its like a chicken except opposite. The body doesnt run around, BUT its the HEAD that has all the juice.

I dont know how someone can comment that this was better than previous X movies...not even close! The whole gambit vs wolverine was hella weak too, QUESTIONS?... I mean geez, wolverine is in full battle with the tooth and gambit strolls along and doesnt even blink he is in a fight? Maybe you can throw in a line? "Ahh I see you are fighting someone else, but I want to fight you first, then afterwards continue fighting with whoever that guy is with long nails"..Also as Wolvy is furiously burzerking his way at a metal ladder....Gambit just seconds before looked like a gold gymnist from China was suddenly frozen on top of the stairs. Why not super charge the staircase and those little particles flying into Wolvy's face can do a little damage.

Teleporter? Weakkkk.....how do you go from superheroes with the coolest powers to this!!!! Sorry...I have already watched JUMPER and the display of teleportation in combat was pathetic....FOX take some tips from Jumper, their fight scenes was TOP grade compared to yours.

Lost boy and his power to control electricity...again..WTH? where is the display of his skills? Lightbulbs? Can you at least try to make the hundreds of lightbulbs on your celing pop at once? maybe an electrical charge? cmon man, put up a fight, the TOOTH is not that crazy.......

Agent Zero.....poor guy..maybe instead of bullets, he should have had a saw blade shooter...havent you learned "your puny bullets cannot stop the Great Wolverine" especially after Stryker told you over and over and over and over....CUT OFF HIS HEAD! The head has the juice!!!!!

FOX, its a time of recession, people are down and need a Great movie and thought they were going to get one. I backed up this movie to everyone, saying it will be a contender. People are losing their jobs. 1 out of every ten americans receive food stamps and you want them to pay $10 to see this?

***suggestion** Let Terminator and Transformers take their fame. Delay release, make all the corrections necessary, consider all bloggers comments and then GUARD your shit like its the Mona Lisa. You will then redeem yourselves and be a great studio again.

**favorite part of movie** Watching logan cut dow a big tree
CHINACRITIC - 4/5/2009, 12:50 AM
CHINACRITIC- Okay, so which part of "unfinished version with missing special effects" didn't you get??? So maybe you SHOULDN'T be a movie critic because any critic worth his title would wait to see the finished product. I guess China gets "CRITICS" too early and for 0.50$, even less sometimes.

Myth- Thanks buddy, glad to be on board! And as for your no "free-handing" goes, look here at what "no free-handing" got me doing with a hell of a lot of practice!

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/AnnwnShamansLair/galleries/

xxDarkitectxx- I'll be checkin' it out bud :))
Shaman - 4/5/2009, 10:29 AM
@Shaman: lol, way to flip it.
TheMyth - 4/5/2009, 2:24 PM
I'm not sure this board is overly open to negative crticism of the movie but regardless I watched the leaked version and I didn't like it. Not because of the special effects, I didn't have a problem following any of that, infact I found it pretty interesting to see how they put the movie together.

I just didn't like the story. Yes, I understand it might change, but it can only change so much. Now, I'm not a comic book reader, I'm not as much in-the-know with the characters as you probably all are, I'm just an x-men fan that grew up watching the cartoon. I was always under the impression Wolverine had a dark past from being a ruthless vicious animal. Was he not always distant, regretful and self destructive because of it? That animal was no where to be found in this movie. If anything he was an outstanding person the entire movie. Always knew the difference between wrong and right. He killed people, fought wars but never crossed any moral lines and he tried to prevent Sabretooth from crossing them. Literally the worst thing he did all movie was destroy an innocent bathroom. Now maybe the character was never that dark in the comic book, but I thought he was.

I did however love the Weapon XI character, I thought he was awesome. I didn't like Gambit, thought his role was too small. If you're going to introduce such a great character into a movie you might as well use him. But like Wolverine, I thought Gambit wasn't dark enough and didn't have enough attitude. I was hoping for a movie more in touch with the times of comic book movies. In The Dark Knight at least Batman was dark, his actions flirted with the immoral and selfish. Honestly I felt this movie was an easy cashgrab, not pushing the limits to anything, not trying to be anything spectacular just trying to be an action movie that'll make a lot of money. Maybe I expect too much. Regardless I think I will see it in theatres just to see the final product. But as for how it compares to the rest of the X-Men franchise movies I think its slight better than X3 but not as good as the other predecessors (I thought X3 was aweful).
finny - 4/5/2009, 6:10 PM
Shaman?? I just told you what I didnt get and didnt like.....can you read?

Im sure I also got the same one everyone else did...no need to wait, there is no point. a group of guys watching a screen the size of your entire wall with state of the art surround sound I feel is GREAT, obviously not as close as a movie theatre, but its good for me. W can eat whatever we want , smoke, drink, be loud as f**K. Its great.

Also, I didnt see you commenting on any of my comments? Care to say a few words?

**FINNY toltally agree, look at the producers comments..oh there is missing 10 minutes..WOOO 10 min!!! damn..those 10 Minutes cannot do anything for this film, unless Heath Ledger comes out himself, they have nothing...and special effects, your right also, it will be better, but not much for me to pay $10 to see.



CHINACRITIC - 4/6/2009, 1:36 AM
uh silver fox? So bloody...but no wounds??? maybe Logan also forgot to bury her..
CHINACRITIC - 4/6/2009, 8:31 AM
uh silver fox? So bloody...but no wounds??? maybe Logan also forgot to bury her..
CHINACRITIC - 4/6/2009, 8:31 AM
uh silver fox? So bloody...but no wounds??? maybe Logan also forgot to bury her..
CHINACRITIC - 4/6/2009, 8:31 AM
CHINACRITIC -"Shaman?? I just told you what I didnt get and didnt like.....can you read?"

Obviously i can, since i commented on your "overall" RANT. You want me to elaborate??? Alright i will. Didn't see the need to trample on a man's grave but since you insist, here'goes:

-"I just saw it, I got the DVD, so we didnt watch it on a small dinky screen, but a full size wall with my friends projector! Movie was ok.., I wanted more character action though, it didnt have enough!!!!! Which is pretty sad, since I was hyped up from the great trailer.... "

No matter on what type of screen you saw the movie on, it was unfinished. More than just 10 minutes were missing in fact all the reshoots and additionnal parts were missing. ALL the CG was unfinished so even if you saw it on a plasma screen, it still would've looked like shit.

-"Didnt like how wolverine loses memory from a bullet made out of admantium. Also Sabretooth smashed his regular claws before stryker gives him his metal fix, SO how the hell does he have more claws later in the film? I dont think the claws can heal themselves right? if they could, then what was the whole point of making it all dramatic when he stepped on them? Oh No! What shall I do."

If you don't know anything about the character you're "critiquing" how the [frick] do you expect gaining any sense of credibility?!?!? YES his [frick]ing claws heal because they are part of his bone structure!!! But maybe it can't be done in mere seconds since LOGAN HAS NEVER HAD TO GROW BACK LIMBS IN HIS LIFE BEFORE. Hense the "drama".

-"Ill buy the better version when it comes out, probably out in a couple weeks. Unfortunately I rarely rent or go to theatres anymore, since CHina gets freaking everything soo early and for $0.50, even less sometimes. AhhAA...Im usually the guy everyone calls from the states. I think I should be a movie critic "

How'bout [frick] NOOOO!!!!!!! And how the [frick] could a "movie critic" content himself by "rarely going to theatres anymore" WTF?!?!?!?! Are you retarded?!?!?!? A critic is much more than an idiot douche that burns bootlegs and comment on they're quality!!!! you should change your user name to "CHINADOUCHE"!!!

-"Also I totally agree with DEADPOOL, [frick]ing sucked!!!! what the shit was that?? I thought special effect were suppost to get better with time, but they trashed such a good character...lazer beams? ahha Baraka?? and still shooting lazer beams from a head falling....falling....no body, maybe its like a chicken except opposite. The body doesnt run around, BUT its the HEAD that has all the juice."

Fox has [frick]ed up they're fair share of characters and Deadpool is clearly one of them but the way you analysed him makes you look even more like a tool! You're saying that because he had lazer beams and baraka swords, you feel that "special effects" were supposed to be better? Like it has anything to do with it in the first place. And second, how many times will i have to write that the "EFFECTS" we're [frick]ing NOT FINISHED!!!! And didn't your hightened "critic" super-senses pick up the FACT that he was computer operated?!?!?! That kinda makes him a cyborg of some sort that doesn't require his head to be attached to his body in order to function!!!! Damn i'm surprised you have enough brain activity to type as much as you do!

-"I dont know how someone can comment that this was better than previous X movies...not even close! The whole gambit vs wolverine was hella weak too, QUESTIONS?... I mean geez, wolverine is in full battle with the tooth and gambit strolls along and doesnt even blink he is in a fight? Maybe you can throw in a line? "Ahh I see you are fighting someone else, but I want to fight you first, then afterwards continue fighting with whoever that guy is with long nails"..Also as Wolvy is furiously burzerking his way at a metal ladder....Gambit just seconds before looked like a gold gymnist from China was suddenly frozen on top of the stairs. Why not super charge the staircase and those little particles flying into Wolvy's face can do a little damage."

This isn't the Power Rangers, stupid one liners before battles aren't very popular in Hollywood movies. They normaly come after the fight. And maybe Gambit can't charge objects without touching them as it is in the comics. If he threw the "charged up" stair case at Wolverine, the staircase would have blown up upon contact, not the particles.

-"Teleporter? Weakkkk.....how do you go from superheroes with the coolest powers to this!!!! Sorry...I have already watched JUMPER and the display of teleportation in combat was pathetic....FOX take some tips from Jumper, their fight scenes was TOP grade compared to yours. "

Here's how your display of criticism is at it's most PATHETIC: You compare an unfinished bootleg movie's effects with a finished one OF THE SAME [frick]ING COMPANY!!!!! HELLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You see how RETARDED your arguments sound??? THEY MAKE NO SENSE!!! You have shown us all just how little credibility you have! In China, maybe critics are a dime a dozen BUT ANYWHERE ELSE, for the critics to be remotely respected, they must demonstrate common sense, logic and above all well founded arguments!!! Other than that they are regarded as TOTAL DOUCHES!!!

-"Lost boy and his power to control electricity...again..WTH? where is the display of his skills? Lightbulbs? Can you at least try to make the hundreds of lightbulbs on your celing pop at once? maybe an electrical charge? cmon man, put up a fight, the TOOTH is not that crazy......."

What the hell do you think you're watching anyway??? A [frick]ING CARTOON?!?!?!?! Why doesn't EVERY [frick]ING MUTANT OUT THERE display they're [frick]ing powers and take over the [frick]ing world??? CAUSE!!!!! It's not how it goes, and it's not how the story goes either! What kinda lame ass argument was that!?!?!?!? If you don't want to contribute to the movie, fine! But don't go passing yourself as a professional critic just cause stupid unfounded idiotic remarks pop into your head every now and then when your watching a crappy bootleged version of an unfinished movie!!!

-"uh silver fox? So bloody...but no wounds??? maybe Logan also forgot to bury her.. "

And you don't know what PG-13 means either??? And you call yourself a critic??? Please do go ahead and become a critic. Keep us posted on how that goes for you. I can just see the head lines now... "First ever movie critic to have down syndrome... and he's from CHINA!!!"
Shaman - 4/6/2009, 9:18 AM
You tell him shaman
dogchasingcars - 4/6/2009, 10:56 AM
@Chinacritic - I think your post would have made more sense in chinese...

I have lost brain cells that I will never get back from reading that post.

NO more paint chips before posting.
Justadjust - 4/6/2009, 1:41 PM
um........please re-read and answer again? Think more carefully this time. I knew it, you would try to come back at me, start calling me names and have the worst arguements...you like the teleporter is very predictable.

"No matter on what type of screen you saw the movie on, it was unfinished. More than just 10 minutes were missing in fact all the reshoots and additionnal parts were missing. ALL the CG was unfinished so even if you saw it on a plasma screen, it still would've looked like shit"

-Didnt the producer say 10 mins? ok Ill give you 15 mins, doesnt make a diffrence and not all CG was missing. Also, yes it does make a difference, if producers are talking shit that people watch it on a dinky computer screen.

"If you don't know anything about the character you're "critiquing" how the [frick] do you expect gaining any sense of credibility?!?!? YES his [frick]ing claws heal because they are part of his bone structure!!! But maybe it can't be done in mere seconds since LOGAN HAS NEVER HAD TO GROW BACK LIMBS IN HIS LIFE BEFORE. Hense the "drama"."

-SOOOO does that mean if you cut off his head, his head will grow back? Isnt a skull part of bone structure?? Maybe it wont happen in MERE SECONDS, but his head will grow back right smart guy...Is it even possible to cut his head off?? isnt his neck "bone structure" also made of admantium?

How'bout [frick] NOOOO!!!!!!! And how the [frick] could a "movie critic" content himself by "rarely going to theatres anymore" WTF?!?!?!?! Are you retarded?!?!?!? A critic is much more than an idiot douche that burns bootlegs and comment on they're quality!!!! you should change your user name to "CHINADOUCHE"!!!

"If you were smart, which your not. You would see my comments are about the movie, not the quality. There is no need to go to movie theatres over here, considering the closest one is an hour train ride. Hence the great time you have right in your living room, watching a screen as big as your wall, great sound, great food, bathroom right next to you, ability to pause and also be loud as hell"

"Fox has [frick]ed up they're fair share of characters and Deadpool is clearly one of them but the way you analysed him makes you look even more like a tool! You're saying that because he had lazer beams and baraka swords, you feel that "special effects" were supposed to be better? Like it has anything to do with it in the first place. And second, how many times will i have to write that the "EFFECTS" we're [frick]ing NOT FINISHED!!!! And didn't your hightened "critic" super-senses pick up the FACT that he was computer operated?!?!?! That kinda makes him a cyborg of some sort that doesn't require his head to be attached to his body in order to function!!!! Damn i'm surprised you have enough brain activity to type as much as you do!"


-EFFECTS as in his make up! Not jumping around and all that back ground stuff.
CYBORG??? AHHAHA is that your answer for me? damn..lets call this terminator origins...

"This isn't the Power Rangers, stupid one liners before battles aren't very popular in Hollywood movies. They normaly come after the fight. And maybe Gambit can't charge objects without touching them as it is in the comics. If he threw the "charged up" stair case at Wolverine, the staircase would have blown up upon contact, not the particles."

-ONE LINERS ahha.. its called sarcasm, of course he wasnt going to say that, I was merely pointing out the facts, he didnt even notice sabretooth. Damn PLEASE READ!! If the staircase was charged (he is touching it by the way), then the pieces flying into wolvy face would hit himself while he is destroying it.

"Here's how your display of criticism is at it's most PATHETIC: You compare an unfinished bootleg movie's effects with a finished one OF THE SAME [frick]ING COMPANY!!!!! HELLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You see how RETARDED your arguments sound??? THEY MAKE NO SENSE!!! You have shown us all just how little credibility you have! In China, maybe critics are a dime a dozen BUT ANYWHERE ELSE, for the critics to be remotely respected, they must demonstrate common sense, logic and above all well founded arguments!!! Other than that they are regarded as TOTAL DOUCHES!!!

"Why do you keep talking about effects, is that your only arguement? About 90% of my arguements have nothing to do with effects..ahahha I was talking about TELEPORTATION FIGHTING...all the black dude did was go from one side to the other throwing a right punch,,....HOLD ON it my turn YOU [frick]ING RETARD!!!

"What the hell do you think you're watching anyway??? A [frick]ING CARTOON?!?!?!?! Why doesn't EVERY [frick]ING MUTANT OUT THERE display they're [frick]ing powers and take over the [frick]ing world??? CAUSE!!!!! It's not how it goes, and it's not how the story goes either! What kinda lame ass argument was that!?!?!?!? If you don't want to contribute to the movie, fine! But don't go passing yourself as a professional critic just cause stupid unfounded idiotic remarks pop into your head every now and then when your watching a crappy bootleged version of an unfinished movie!!!"

-All I said is he could have uttiliazed his gift and did something rather than sit there. "PROFESSIONAL CRITIC" "Passing myself as" aaHhaHAa... man as I read your arguements, I just smile.....

"And you don't know what PG-13 means either??? And you call yourself a critic??? Please do go ahead and become a critic. Keep us posted on how that goes for you. I can just see the head lines now... "First ever movie critic to have down syndrome... and he's from CHINA!!!"

"GEEZ You are retarded huh? I merely pointed out the fact, LOGAN SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG, WHEN THERE IS A LOT OF BLOOD BUT NO WOUNDS!!!! Maybe she just got a really bad case of her monthly cycle?

Someone else answer my questions....Shamen obviously cant read...


CHINACRITIC - 4/6/2009, 10:40 PM
um........please re-read and answer again? Think more carefully this time. I knew it, you would try to come back at me, start calling me names and have the worst arguements...you like the teleporter is very predictable.

"No matter on what type of screen you saw the movie on, it was unfinished. More than just 10 minutes were missing in fact all the reshoots and additionnal parts were missing. ALL the CG was unfinished so even if you saw it on a plasma screen, it still would've looked like shit"

-Didnt the producer say 10 mins? ok Ill give you 15 mins, doesnt make a diffrence and not all CG was missing. Also, yes it does make a difference, if producers are talking shit that people watch it on a dinky computer screen.

"If you don't know anything about the character you're "critiquing" how the [frick] do you expect gaining any sense of credibility?!?!? YES his [frick]ing claws heal because they are part of his bone structure!!! But maybe it can't be done in mere seconds since LOGAN HAS NEVER HAD TO GROW BACK LIMBS IN HIS LIFE BEFORE. Hense the "drama"."

-SOOOO does that mean if you cut off his head, his head will grow back? Isnt a skull part of bone structure?? Maybe it wont happen in MERE SECONDS, but his head will grow back right smart guy...Is it even possible to cut his head off?? isnt his neck "bone structure" also made of admantium?

How'bout [frick] NOOOO!!!!!!! And how the [frick] could a "movie critic" content himself by "rarely going to theatres anymore" WTF?!?!?!?! Are you retarded?!?!?!? A critic is much more than an idiot douche that burns bootlegs and comment on they're quality!!!! you should change your user name to "CHINADOUCHE"!!!

"If you were smart, which your not. You would see my comments are about the movie, not the quality. There is no need to go to movie theatres over here, considering the closest one is an hour train ride. Hence the great time you have right in your living room, watching a screen as big as your wall, great sound, great food, bathroom right next to you, ability to pause and also be loud as hell"

"Fox has [frick]ed up they're fair share of characters and Deadpool is clearly one of them but the way you analysed him makes you look even more like a tool! You're saying that because he had lazer beams and baraka swords, you feel that "special effects" were supposed to be better? Like it has anything to do with it in the first place. And second, how many times will i have to write that the "EFFECTS" we're [frick]ing NOT FINISHED!!!! And didn't your hightened "critic" super-senses pick up the FACT that he was computer operated?!?!?! That kinda makes him a cyborg of some sort that doesn't require his head to be attached to his body in order to function!!!! Damn i'm surprised you have enough brain activity to type as much as you do!"


-EFFECTS as in his make up! Not jumping around and all that back ground stuff.
CYBORG??? AHHAHA is that your answer for me? damn..lets call this terminator origins...

"This isn't the Power Rangers, stupid one liners before battles aren't very popular in Hollywood movies. They normaly come after the fight. And maybe Gambit can't charge objects without touching them as it is in the comics. If he threw the "charged up" stair case at Wolverine, the staircase would have blown up upon contact, not the particles."

-ONE LINERS ahha.. its called sarcasm, of course he wasnt going to say that, I was merely pointing out the facts, he didnt even notice sabretooth. Damn PLEASE READ!! If the staircase was charged (he is touching it by the way), then the pieces flying into wolvy face would hit himself while he is destroying it.

"Here's how your display of criticism is at it's most PATHETIC: You compare an unfinished bootleg movie's effects with a finished one OF THE SAME [frick]ING COMPANY!!!!! HELLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You see how RETARDED your arguments sound??? THEY MAKE NO SENSE!!! You have shown us all just how little credibility you have! In China, maybe critics are a dime a dozen BUT ANYWHERE ELSE, for the critics to be remotely respected, they must demonstrate common sense, logic and above all well founded arguments!!! Other than that they are regarded as TOTAL DOUCHES!!!

"Why do you keep talking about effects, is that your only arguement? About 90% of my arguements have nothing to do with effects..ahahha I was talking about TELEPORTATION FIGHTING...all the black dude did was go from one side to the other throwing a right punch,,....HOLD ON it my turn YOU [frick]ING RETARD!!!

"What the hell do you think you're watching anyway??? A [frick]ING CARTOON?!?!?!?! Why doesn't EVERY [frick]ING MUTANT OUT THERE display they're [frick]ing powers and take over the [frick]ing world??? CAUSE!!!!! It's not how it goes, and it's not how the story goes either! What kinda lame ass argument was that!?!?!?!? If you don't want to contribute to the movie, fine! But don't go passing yourself as a professional critic just cause stupid unfounded idiotic remarks pop into your head every now and then when your watching a crappy bootleged version of an unfinished movie!!!"

-All I said is he could have uttiliazed his gift and did something rather than sit there. "PROFESSIONAL CRITIC" "Passing myself as" aaHhaHAa... man as I read your arguements, I just smile.....

"And you don't know what PG-13 means either??? And you call yourself a critic??? Please do go ahead and become a critic. Keep us posted on how that goes for you. I can just see the head lines now... "First ever movie critic to have down syndrome... and he's from CHINA!!!"

"GEEZ You are retarded huh? I merely pointed out the fact, LOGAN SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG, WHEN THERE IS A LOT OF BLOOD BUT NO WOUNDS!!!! Maybe she just got a really bad case of her monthly cycle?

Someone else answer my questions....Shamen obviously cant read...


CHINACRITIC - 4/6/2009, 10:40 PM
Oviously trying to explain rationnal reasonning to a retard is like watching paint dry so i'll leave you to the bottomless abyss which is your being. Toodles.
Shaman - 4/7/2009, 8:25 AM
@Chinacritic - First off, you only need to post once.

Second, your question do not deserve answers. Just by you descriptions of your "problems" with the movie are amatuer at best. Your lack of using character names just shows that you are not a true fan. If you cant understand why the character did not have (lackluster), then you had no reason to watch this movie. He was a 2nd rate character that got second rate time in the movie. Its a limited time movie, if they developed character to its full potential, the the movie would be over five hours long.

It is a movie, something you seem not too familiar with. Just because you can point out a couple flaws in the film (unfinished at that), does not make you a critic. And you should do yourself a favor a not waist your time posting comments on a fan website stating you are or try to be a film critic. For if you do and come across ignorent, there are plenty of people here who will tell you what your opinion is.
So do EVERYONE a favor and keep your ten bucks. Your review has been duelly noted and will be filed in the round file cabinet.

Maybe you should just stick to reading the posts.
Justadjust - 4/7/2009, 8:43 AM
Shamen- thats what i thought..stay quiet please...

Justadjust - I never said I was a hardcore fan...as for the posts I tried to delete them but with no success..

AHHahHAHA- that is your excuse...development????? putting up a fight takes what 3 minutes and that is pushing it.

and people keep saying unfinished??? There is not much more they can do to this movie and if there is, it is because they reviewed everyones comments and changed it.

I actually thank you for being the only person that at least gave me some what of an answer, but still not really an answer..

Sorry if I ruined the movie for you guys, I just thought I could get some answers here, but to hardcore fans, no matter how many flaws you point out, or how bad you think the movie is, IF THEY love their stuff....it can never be wrong.


CHINACRITIC - 4/8/2009, 4:06 AM
I QUOTE "Just because you can point out a couple flaws in the film (unfinished at that)"

1. A couple???

2. Unfinished?

3. How do you finish a flaw.... Answer = make it even more obvious?
CHINACRITIC - 4/8/2009, 4:34 AM
some more -

1. werent there needles going into Wolverines face and front side body, did they just magically dissapear when he flexed his way out of the pool? but what do you know, they are still stuck to his back?

2. Deadpool shooting Wolverine with lazer, Wolvy blocks lazer, but you see he is blocking very low. With deadpools new ability on controlling the lazer (not out of control like cyclops) all he had to do was flick his head up and blow wolvy away. correct?

3. Cyclops blows a bunch of guys away on the walkway, NICE!!!! and then the comment comes, DID I GET THEM? Well WTH? How did you know where they were in the first place with your blindfold on.....maybe sexy girl did a quiet whisper..

4. Agent zero has crazy skills on getting on a helicopter, BUT OBVIOUSLY getting off is a lot harder...

5. That mortorcycle is tight!!!! Maybe new school people should stick to old school models for stunt shows....

6. The escapees...thats when i started to get excited!!! to my dissapointment, no powers while escaping, except a girl for a shield.. come on guys help a girl out.

There is plenty more where that came from and I can understand 1 2 maybe even 3 mistakes, BUT THIS MANY!!!!
CHINACRITIC - 4/8/2009, 7:16 AM
some more -

1. werent there needles going into Wolverines face and front side body, did they just magically dissapear when he flexed his way out of the pool? but what do you know, they are still stuck to his back?

2. Deadpool shooting Wolverine with lazer, Wolvy blocks lazer, but you see he is blocking very low. With deadpools new ability on controlling the lazer (not out of control like cyclops) all he had to do was flick his head up and blow wolvy away. correct?

3. Cyclops blows a bunch of guys away on the walkway, NICE!!!! and then the comment comes, DID I GET THEM? Well WTH? How did you know where they were in the first place with your blindfold on.....maybe sexy girl did a quiet whisper..

4. Agent zero has crazy skills on getting on a helicopter, BUT OBVIOUSLY getting off is a lot harder...

5. That mortorcycle is tight!!!! Maybe new school people should stick to old school models for stunt shows....

6. The escapees...thats when i started to get excited!!! to my dissapointment, no powers while escaping, except a girl for a shield.. come on guys help a girl out.

There is plenty more where that came from and I can understand 1 2 maybe even 3 mistakes, BUT THIS MANY!!!!
CHINACRITIC - 4/8/2009, 7:16 AM
@Chinacritic - Are you slow?
First off, its a [frick]IN MOVIE!! Jesus Christ no movie is perfect.
Second off, its a [frick]IN MOVIE ABOUT A COMIC BOOK!!
In the comics, things happen that doent make perfect sense. People dodge death in weird and unusual ways all the time... why you ask.. CAUSE ITS A [frick]IN COMIC BOOK. Yeah, no shit that stuff couldnt really happen. So you didnt like the movie or it wasnt believable enough for you... No one cares. Your opinion is doing nothing but showing how ignorant you are. Seriously, so you can point out flaws in a movie... all movies have flaws, no movie is perfect. But you being a "critic" and all should at least understand that.
And how in the [frick] do you know its only 10 minutes of "extra footage"? Are you producing the movie? Are you in charge of running the effects and CGI? Are you incharge of the extra footage shot? Cause you talk like you got the insides. Just cause you read something a while back doesnt constitute shit. And yes it has been proven before, that even "10 minutes" of edits can change the look and feel of a movie. And by no means did you ruin this movie for anybody. Any person persuaded by your "review" belongs in the same hole you came from.
Stop posting. No one wants to here your opinion. If you didnt like the movie, move on, nobody cares. And keep your ten bucks, cause im sure no one wants your bullshit at the theaters
Justadjust - 4/8/2009, 9:04 AM
I swear this sac of shit is like a freakin Shih Tzu trying relentlessly to hump your leg. Just kick him off and let him hump the next guy's leg.
Shaman - 4/8/2009, 1:00 PM
@Shaman - There is only one way to get a dog to stop humping... cut his balls off!!
Justadjust - 4/8/2009, 1:19 PM
I'm sorry. I was chillin' cause it seemed Shaman had this douche handled, but I'm afraid I can't do it any longer. First off, I don't think China has even grasped the fact that this isn't just a movie site, it's for comic movies. If you don't read comics, what the [frick] are you doing here. I say this because I see no evidence of any source acknowledgement. You seem to do a lot of bitching about a character you seem to have little knowledge of. And so help me... if one more mutha[frick]er makes a comment on the effects of the leaked version... dammit... if I type it in a post am I legally liable when it happens? I seriously cannot even regurgitate some of the garbage you've spewed, China. I feel my intelligence has been in some way negatively effected by your ravings. My favorite comment of yours I have to quote:
"How do you finish a flaw.... Answer = make it even more obvious?"
Wow, that's like saying if the car breaks down, the only thing you can do about it is beat it with a hammer. Why did creation give you a backbone, it couldn't have possibly improved on a flaw. Somewhere, the genepool is crying...
TheMyth - 4/8/2009, 3:13 PM
Man... Where do these douches come from. They are like cockroaches infesting this site.

God Dammit!! Where the [frick] is the Bug Spray!!
Justadjust - 4/8/2009, 3:42 PM
Myth - that was a joke....the wording he used.... Why so serious?

Basically I was reconfirming if my observations were correct or was there an explanation.

So everyone I guess feels REALLY personal about this subject AhHA...

I still dont have any true answers, but now personal attacks? Cause I pointed out mistakes and what i did and didnt like? Did I ever bag on things you guys liked personally? Everyone is different when coming to movies, not everyone will think a like, can people at least admit their mistakes or flaws on a movie?? So far, I just hear people talking about Deadpool, but everything else cant you at least agree that it was a mistake??

Lets say a REPUTABLE person DID make the same comments about the same flaws I pointed out, would your answers be the same for him as for me? Didnt I say the movie was OK, just not what expected because of the following reasons?

Because a new guy pointed out a bunch of flaws, you automatically attack them?? Of course i know its a comic movie, but usually flaws are some what i think only happens a few times in a movie, but I just named how many? I always keep an open mind, hell some of my favorite movies are B movies. So instead of taking it sooo personal, maybe everyone could have calmed down and by YOU GUYS being the EXPERTS could have explained a little more about my comments, rather than taking it as an attack.



CHINACRITIC - 4/8/2009, 10:10 PM
You posted a reply that had an 80% part on how bad the effects were, on a thread that CLEARLY indicated that the effects in the movie were unfinished. Not only is that called "Ignorance" in my book, it's also concidered "stupidity". Then you said you think of yourself as qualified to be a movie critic, well that's where it showed not only just how much "Ignorant" and "Stupid" you are but also "Arrogant"! Hense why i replied to you and believe me, i went easy on you.

THEN, you arrogantly asked me if i could READ as if i "didn't get" what you were saying. Well obviously i got enough out of your comment to know that you have no [frick]ing credibility. Hense why you definitly do NOT qualify to be a professional critic. It requires MORE than just having an opinion.

THEN, you called me out and asked me to "say a few words" and so i elaborated on every single idiotic comment you made. You say i didn't answer your questions but i actually GAVE you all the answers you needed to know. What i left out was IMO just the common sense and logic that i thought anyone at least had the required amount of brain activity to compute for themselves. Thanks for proving me wrong. Here's a more simple breakdown for retarded readers such as yourself to understand:

Wolverine's healing factor:

-In laymen's terms, it is "on" full time as long as there is brain activity. So if his bone claws break, they will grow back EVENTUALLY but not in mere seconds. As for your retarded jackass remark you made, NO his head would not grow back from his body because the brain wouldn't be attached to his body now wouldn't it??? Can it re-attach itself back on to his body? YES, provided there is still brain activity and the head be put where it should be. This is LOGICAL, you should have been able to think of it yourself instead of attacking us with your arrogance.

ALSO, just to answer you about the goddamn adamantium he has lined with his spine, his vertebrae is lined but as anyone knows, they are separated pieces. If the hole spine would be lined, he wouldn't be able to move his shoulders, his head or even bend down at all. Which means that if someone had a thin enough blade that would slice through his neck muscles in between vertebrae, they'd be able to cut off his head and kill him (after the brain activity ceases... naturally).

Gambit's powers:

He can charge one object by touching it. When that object blows up, the damage is DONE. Noooo the particles of the object (after exploding) AREN'T still charged up to blow AGAIN but independantly this time. Gambit has to TOUCH the object for it to be charged. He can't charge objects just by looking at them (not anymore as Myth would say) hense why your comment was retarded. I did explain that to you but you didn't WANT to get it. You were to arrogant to accept any answers but you still asked for some even after they were given.

Deadpool:

You should have seen yourself how he was actually computer operated in the end. That is THE ONLY reason why his head is still shooting beems after it's chopped off. I already explained it to you but again, you mearly laughed at us in an arrogant manner for explaining it to you. You laughed and called it "Terminator Origins" as if WE made the [frick]ing film! But that's just how intelligent we are, we don't need to create something to understand it. It's very simple actually and if you don't get it well... What do YOU call someone that's been explained over and over again, logical things and STILL asks stupid questions??? Let me spell it out for you. A R-E-T-A-R-D !!! Oh, and this is not an attack, i'm giving you a DIAGNOSTIC. Free of charge of course. We all know the allowance your parents give you is very limited.

PG-13:

That means NO WOUNDS. It's also why they were allowed to cut off deadpool's head, BECAUSE HE WAS NO LONGER CONCIDERED A HUMAN, HE WAS A CYBORG.

Now you comment about what myth said in regards to your previous comment "How do you finish a flaw.... Answer = make it even more obvious?" saying "that was a joke....the wording HE used...." but those were YOUR words. And if you can't realise how idiotic your comment is, then you are retarded beyond help.

What WE take personnal is when a retard thinks he can come and sit at the "adult table" bitching and knowing nothing about what he's even talking of, passing himself off as someone with the credibility to become a professional movie critic just by sitting his ass at home and having unfounded opinions about what's projected on his wall. That is OFFENSIVE to us, who actually took the time way back to read and love these characters to one day hope they could be shown at the THEATERS for everyone to enjoy.

Now you ask if we'd have answered the same to someone REPUTABLE. Here again you fail to use your brain to make an effort to comprehend why we are saying YOU aren't reputable from the beggining. IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR JACKASS QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS THAT WE NOW KNOW JUST HOW UNREPUTABLE YOU ARE!!! And YES, we'd have answered the same to ANYONE who would've asked the same questions and commented in the same manner as you did. It has nothing to do with being "a new guy" on this site, it has to do with you TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS!!! Oh and here's a news flash, given your limited intelligence, not everything YOU don't understand is a mistake!!! Last time i checked, retards were the only people on earth without any authority as to what can be concidered "mistakes".

All you needed to do was phrase your questions and comments differently and we'd have answered them just as differently. Here's how you could have "contributed" instead of BITCHED:

"I don't understand how these characters's powers function since i never heard of them before and the movie left me confused. Can someone enlighten me?"

You see, it would have been THAT simple. But no, you decided to come off as an ARROGANT JACKASS TALKING OUT OF HIS ASS AND THEN TRY TO PASS HIMSELF OFF AS AN ASPIRING REPUTABLE FILM CRITIC. So what YOU can do now is close your dad's computer, go sit your ass back down in your favorite chair, watch the power rangers on your wall, maybe have some "cheesies" and masturbate a little. And try to notice just how insignificant and purposeless your existance is to society.
Shaman - 4/9/2009, 10:06 AM
@Chinacritic - Look, heres the point...

You are "critiquing" a movie that you have no previous knowledge about.
It would be like me going and seeing The Fast and The Furious (just an example), knowing that my car knowledge is limited, and then writing a review about how I dont believe most of what happened is even possible.
I, personally, would take the time to do a little research before commenting on things I know nothing about.
Most of your questions are based on the believability of the characters powers and the "world" in which they reside. Dude, go read a comic or at the least go to wikipedia so you are at least half cocked when asking your questions.
It is not our job to "enlighten you" on the comicbook world. You need to do that shit on your own.
Yes, from what I hear (having not seen the movie), there are flaws in the movie. But like Myth said, i dare you to show me a movie that doesnt have flaws. Plus, its an adaption, plain and simple. As much as we would all like for the studios to stay close to the source material, they are under no obligation. So all you can do is take it for what its worth.
A lot of your questions can be answered with a little common sense and research. Again we are not here to provide that for you.
Also, I would be careful proclaiming that you are in some way shape or form a "critic". I mean for god sakes its in your login. Initially, I feel that that is what has rubbed all of us wrong in the first place. You are WAY to amature to consider yourself a critic. Maybe if you left that part out, you would be taken more seriously. Plus no self respecting critic would watch an unfinished bootleg and then review it like it was the finish product. You should read the news, some "critic" or columnist did just that... and he got fired on the spot, AND HE WAS A PROFFESIONAL! So that right there should tell you something.
And yes, most of us on this site are very knowledgable about comics. And yes we are very passionate, because for the most of us, it has been a huge part of our childhood. And if we feel like we are being insulted by somebody, of course we are going to take it personal.
Justadjust - 4/9/2009, 11:11 AM
Good point Just, but he can't take out the word "critic" from his user name because then he'd appear to be a washed up female wrestler who didn't have any talent to begin with except for being naturally huge. Nice pic of her "cant" in Playboy though :)
Shaman - 4/9/2009, 11:25 AM
@Shaman - Thank you.
And China in Playboy... YIKES!!

Justadjust - 4/9/2009, 11:50 AM
LOL Actually, since she's on a page, she doesn't look that gargantuous and has a damn fine body which we got to see IN FULL in Playboy :) But to each's own, i've always been into muscular chicks LOL :P
Shaman - 4/9/2009, 12:01 PM
@CHINACRITIC: Reputation has nothing to do with it. Your the one-millionth asshole to try smashing this movie into the ground based on an extremely rough and unfinished cut of a film. I wouldn't have posted any review at all had it not been for folks like you, who quite ignorantly jumped right out there to bombard the film with all the flak you could muster. Why so serious you ask? Cause I'm sick of having to type the same shit over and over again, but the fact that people like you obviously just skip over things til you find something that catches your eye(it's called ADD) cause's you to miss it. It's one thing to say your skeptical or even worried about how the FINISHED product will be. Making a detailed synopsis that outright denounces a film while a fourth of the footage is missing, editing notes are present in scenes, and CG is nowhere near finished is just so amazingly... uninformed... and unfair to the movie. Now, I sat back and read everyone's posts quietly as the first offense between you and Shaman was made, and I watched as it was returned, and watched as it was returned again, and again, and again. So, I chose the side of the arguement I felt is correct. While we are all open for debate in general on this site, but dude, you really don't seem to know your shit at all. The producer said it was 20 minutes of added footage. I could go on but damn, I don't think any of this will change. Besides, in a few more days I'll end up going through this shit again either online or with someone I know who ended up seeing it.

And by the way, if you are a comic book fan who also anticipates their onscreen adaptations, by all means please stay on the site, maybe we'll see eye to eye in the future, maybe I'll always think your an asshole, regardless come very prepared when your going to negatively criticize anything comic book on this site. Had you been ranting how bad Superman blows(all around, not just the movies, lol), I'd have probably helped you out. Beware too, while we appear militant about our favorites, this site has considerably less bullshit going around than most. And I guess it can be said that you at least elaborated your discomfort. We have a few trolls who just spew venom and run. I think Shaman could appreciate that as well if it weren't him you were insulting.
TheMyth - 4/9/2009, 12:33 PM
Definitly.
Shaman - 4/9/2009, 2:19 PM
Well... I hope for all our sakes he gets the point.
This is getting redundant
Justadjust - 4/9/2009, 2:54 PM
Been fun guys.... Dont be so angry in life.
CHINACRITIC - 4/9/2009, 5:40 PM
hahaha.. i actually OWN the leaked version since last week.
hey comic book nerds im back with a new attiude so if u remember my editorals then be sure to check me out really soon.
RuShR is BACK!!!
signing out...........
rushr - 5/1/2009, 1:20 PM
I heard there were 2 versions of the 'Japanese Secret Ending'. My buddy saw one with this hot geisha waitress (local girl, I hear - GO CANUCKS!!!). Anyways - can anyone confirm this?
sebastianblue - 5/3/2009, 2:53 PM

Please log in to post comments.

Don't have an account?
Please Register.