CubanSlug

Username: CubanSlug
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Contact CubanSlug Timothy was supposedly conceived by a radioactive slug on the coast of Cuba in the year 1923 . when he was a young slug, him and his parents and their friends attempted to flee from Cuba. Unfortunately most of his friends and family were killed in the process.. but he swore to them that he would one day free Cuba from the chains of tyranny. after he escaped Cuba, he fled to America. it was then the year 1937. he slowly mended his wounds of sadness, he attempted to get a normal life, and he listened in to all the warnings of war. and read all about World War 1. he read the words of Sir Winston Churchill. and he didn't know what to think about his warnings of war with Hitler. By the year 1938, things with Germany continued to heat up. Timothy was pondering whether war would truly come. whether it would or not, he became increasingly interested in the art of war. it seemed so fascinating to him: Honor and Glory. 1939, The war begins, Timothy hears all about it on the Radio and papers, although no matter how fascinated he was in the war, he knew there was nothing he could do except wait, and listen. 1940 the war continues. Timothy continues to listen to the radios and read the papers, so longing to fight, to conquer, to win. December 8th,1941 the Japanese bomb pearl harbor, killings hundreds. Outraged, America joins the war against the Axis, thrilled to hear he could now fight, Timothy quickly enlisted himself into the united states military. he was then soon after shipped off to the war. through the next three years. not much else occurred, he fought, and fought, and fought. may 8th,1945 Germany surrenders to Soviet Russia and the rest of the allies. Timothy was very releaved to hear it. August 15th, 1945. Japan surrenders after three atomic bombs have been dropped on it. thus ending WW2. for the next thirty years, Timothy simply.. lived. until the November 1st, 1955. the Vietnamese and the Americans go to war. Timothy quickly heard about it, and was swift to go back the active duty. july 17th, 1963. During a gruesome battle with the Vietnamese, Timothy was shot in his right knee. deeply injured, Timothy continued to fight. a grenade was tossed over by hidden Viet-Kong. He was quick to jump on to it, saving his comrades. his back was extremely injured, along with his knee. he was not able to fight for the next six months. May 15th, 1975. the war ends. Timothy is enraged of the news. he wanted us to win... NOT surrender. enraged, he secluded himself from the press. leaving himself anonymous. March 17th 1976, when Timothy got bored one day, he went on a stroll through southern New York. he then, enjoying music. Went to a local disco joint. in which he then met a local peach named William Goodfellow, also known as Biddy. when he saw his insane moves, he had to meet him. he then spoke to this disco dancing peach. they went to a nearby Coffee club, and spoke for a while. then went to dance more disco. from that day onward, they were the very best of friends. January 16th, 1991. America goes to war with Iraq. on a mission known as Operation: Desert storm. Timothy then re-enlisted to the Military, and said fairwell to William. and went off to war. February 28th, 1991. Timothy, thrilled about how quick the war was. then returned home to America. and met back up with William. October 23rd, 1998, Timothy's wounds get the better of him. and he is bed struck for weeks. and after that he was un-able to re-enlist to the Military. January 2nd, 2000. Timothy goes to a nearby hospital. and see's a doctor with a seemingly "baby slug" the doctor asked Timothy if the child was his, and he thought it may be an interesting experience to have a child. so he said yes, and he took the child in his arms, then looked at its face. and realized it was the most hideous creature his eyes have ever been set upon. it was.. Brumley. he has regretted that day ever since. he hates him. September 11th, 2001. the world trade center is hit by suicide hijackers. killing over three thousand people. enraged, Timothy wants to re-enlist.. but soon realizes his wounds are to great. and so all he could do was sit and watch. june 7th 2005. Walking down the street, Timothy spots the most beautiful creature he has ever seen. Janice. he walked up to her, and asked to to Coffee. she agreed. and within 5 months, they were married. and then four years later, they had a litter of Catties, and mere months later, another litter, Timothy was very happy.. until Janice became wild. she started flirting with most any tom-cat she saw. and eventually, Timothy and Janice filed for Divorce. Timothy then went into a deep depression, slopping up ooze-booze. becoming a mess, for months. even with his son Chumlee there, and his Catties. and most importantly, his Biddy. several months later, he cleaned up his act, lost wait, cleaned up, and won custody. and is now a pastor at his local church. and became devoted also to... THE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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