COMICS: BATMAN: DAMNED #1 Shows Us A Lot More Of The Dark Knight Than We Needed To See - NSFW

COMICS: BATMAN: DAMNED #1 Shows Us A Lot More Of The Dark Knight Than We Needed To See - NSFW

Ever wondered what Batman's penis looks like? Right this way! The first issue of Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo's Batman: Damned #1 hits shelves today, and we have some uncensored scans after the jump...

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By MarkCassidy - Sep 19, 2018 07:09 AM EST
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Brian Azzarello's Batman: Damned launches DC's new Black Label line, which is basically a revamped version of the "Suggested For Mature Readers" label from back in the day.

This adult-oriented banner obviously allows for a more risque approach to stories involving DC's finest, and it also gives artist Lee Bermejo the opportunity to show readers what kind of firepower The Caped Crusader is packing just below his utility belt.

DC is reportedly planning to censor these images for reprints and digital copies of the issue, but thanks to the perverts over at Bleeding Cool you can see the Bat-penis in all its glory below.

To view the uncensored images, simply click on the VIEW LIST (ONE PAGE) button below!

Batman: Damned #1



We'll start with a censored pic for the more sensitive among you!

Controversy aside, Batman: Damned does sound pretty cool. It focuses on The Dark Knight and John Constantine teaming up in an attempt to solve the murder of... The Joker?

Batman: Damned #1



At one point, Bruce Wayne returns to the Batcave and disrobes as he continues his investigation via the Bat-computer, and that's when we get our first glimpse of the Bat-bulge.

Batman: Damned #1



Though some retailers in certain locations have reportedly expressed concern about the uncensored copies, many others are reporting that they're flying off the shelves and have ordered more. So, snapping one of these up could turn out to be a nice investment.

Batman: Damned #1



May as well get a shot of the Bat-butt in there for good measure! He must work out...

Batman: Damned #1



What do you guys make of this? Is it overly gratuitous, or do you not see the big deal?

Drop us a comment down below, and let us know if you plan on picking up Batman: Damned #1 to get a closer look.
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rebellion
rebellion - 9/19/2018, 7:29 AM
Ofc he has a big one, becuase hes BATMAN.
ThunderThighs
ThunderThighs - 9/19/2018, 7:31 AM
Always knew Bruce had a Schlong John Silver hanging there.
case
case - 9/19/2018, 7:31 AM
RIT REOOWW!!
JK
JK - 9/19/2018, 12:10 PM
@case -
You like that don't you
Doomsday8888
Doomsday8888 - 9/19/2018, 7:32 AM
Ehehe f*cking loved this issue, and not just for the Bat-packer. :P

Dr.Manhattan ain't got shit on him!
PC04
PC04 - 9/19/2018, 7:34 AM
Utility Penis!
newmutantsRETURNS
newmutantsRETURNS - 9/19/2018, 7:35 AM
This issue was [frick]ing great...
Doomsday8888
Doomsday8888 - 9/19/2018, 7:36 AM
Azzarello/Bermejo took that "The Dark Knight Rises" to a whole new level.

The digital copy was censored, but if you got the real deal...shit was maxi sized, just like his dong.
nuclearpriest
nuclearpriest - 9/19/2018, 7:37 AM
No wonder Cat-Woman keeps coming back.
BillyBatson1000
BillyBatson1000 - 9/19/2018, 7:39 AM
Is that Bruce Wayne, or Dick


Grayson?
GhostDog
GhostDog - 9/19/2018, 7:40 AM
Bruce's schlong and hanging dice are def mangled AS [frick] lol. All these years getting [frick]ed up, you know someone has pulled something close to the james bond ball buster on him.





Alfred been stitching down there for damn sure

knocturnalzen10
knocturnalzen10 - 9/19/2018, 8:32 AM
@BlackBeltJones - that scene was brutal for real
BillyBatson1000
BillyBatson1000 - 9/19/2018, 7:44 AM
Nana, nana, nana, nana - nana, nana, nana, nana: BAT-WANG!
BillyBatson1000
BillyBatson1000 - 9/19/2018, 7:48 AM
Not even close.
LEVITIKUZ
LEVITIKUZ - 9/19/2018, 7:49 AM
On the same day we see Batman’s dick, DC decides to also shoot Batman’s dick



Dan Didio or Zack Snyder must have wrote the issue smsh
LEVITIKUZ
LEVITIKUZ - 9/19/2018, 7:59 AM
Overall I liked Batman Damned. I liked how batman is interacting with the magic side of DC with characters like Enchantress, John, Deadman, & Zatanna

Having said that, why the hell does Zatanna look like Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad? Every character design looks great but Zatanna’s.
GhostDog
GhostDog - 9/19/2018, 8:09 AM
@LEVITIKUZ - "why the hell does Zatanna look like Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?"

i was thinking the same thing
Reeds2Much
Reeds2Much - 9/19/2018, 8:14 AM
@LEVITIKUZ @BlackBeltJones - Because Harley is the mostest bestest amazingest greatest character DC has and she has to be in everything.
Battabing
Battabing - 9/19/2018, 8:23 AM
@LEVITIKUZ -
Do you know what Harley looks like?
BrettMan
BrettMan - 9/19/2018, 4:13 PM
@LEVITIKUZ - That bullet wound is on the wrong side of his head when compared to the image of him with a shaved head and a nightwing symbol scar (unless the bullet pierced all the way through, which is totally possible).
Grodd87
Grodd87 - 9/19/2018, 7:50 AM
I thought he would be small he has to be overcompensating for something but now we know he is perfect
Ragnarocknroll
Ragnarocknroll - 9/19/2018, 7:51 AM
This is such shit tbh
imnotwearinghockeypants
imnotwearinghockeypants - 9/19/2018, 7:52 AM
Finally, a take on Batman that hasn't been done before.
IronGenesis
IronGenesis - 9/19/2018, 7:55 AM
At least we know Bruce isn’t hitting the STEROIDS to get big.

All natural.

🐳 🐘 🐴 🚀
Dren
Dren - 9/19/2018, 7:58 AM
Looks like he is a now Jew too.
UltimaRex
UltimaRex - 9/19/2018, 9:49 AM
@Dren - or his father was a doctor...

Cut=/=Jew.
Mrsinister
Mrsinister - 9/19/2018, 8:48 PM
@Dren - I'm circumcised and not a jew lol
noahthegrand
noahthegrand - 9/19/2018, 7:58 AM
Time to visit my local comics store
thunderforce
thunderforce - 9/19/2018, 8:03 AM
Can these guys do Wonder Woman next lol .
JizzerTron
JizzerTron - 9/19/2018, 8:04 AM
the bat penis rises
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