Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her Two Biggest Assets In Latest MACHETE KILLS Character Poster

Sofia Vergara Shows Off Her Two Biggest Assets In Latest MACHETE KILLS Character Poster

No, not those! The latest poster for Robert Rodriguez's (Sin City: A Dame to Kill For) Machete Kills - revealed in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly - sees the gorgeous actress...well, it'll be easier if you just hit the jump to check it out!

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By JoshWilding - Mar 07, 2013 03:03 AM EST
Filed Under: Action
Source: Entertainment Weekly





Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.


STARRING:

Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez
Michelle Rodriguez as Luz
Mel Gibson as Luther Voz
Jessica Alba as Sartana Rivera
Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States
Sofía Vergara as Madame Desdemona
Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio
Antonio Banderas as Gregorio Cortez
Zoe Saldana as Liza
Vanessa Hudgens as Cereza
Cuba Gooding Jr. as El Cameleón
Alexa Vega as KillJoy
William Sadler as Sheriff Doakes
Lindsay Lohan as April Booth
Lady Gaga as La Chameleón

RELEASE DATE: September 13th, 2013.


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FrankieDedo
FrankieDedo - 3/7/2013, 4:18 AM
Shit, just got real.
FrankieDedo
FrankieDedo - 3/7/2013, 4:19 AM
Ok, Rodriguez is on the "Awesome/trash" line right now!
An hispanic hottie with mini-miniguns on is nipples.
Can't say if it's win or fail.
Bigred20
Bigred20 - 3/7/2013, 4:20 AM
haha
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 3/7/2013, 4:32 AM
It's fail. RR is a joke.
Jobu
Jobu - 3/7/2013, 4:37 AM
There are worse ways to blow your head off.
aztony1975
aztony1975 - 3/7/2013, 4:39 AM
Maybe we'll see a cameo of these ladies

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SageMode
SageMode - 3/7/2013, 4:40 AM
I love this woman. Mm mm mm.
113
113 - 3/7/2013, 4:44 AM
Stupid.
TheSoulEater
TheSoulEater - 3/7/2013, 4:46 AM
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LFANCH
LFANCH - 3/7/2013, 4:46 AM
How the hell did machete even do well enough to warrant a sequel?
Ceejay
Ceejay - 3/7/2013, 4:48 AM
I'd pay real money to see her disarmed!
heisei24
heisei24 - 3/7/2013, 4:52 AM
Ceejay
Ceejay - 3/7/2013, 4:57 AM
@LFANCH - Becasue it only cost a mere $10 million to make and made $44 million worldwide. When you can shoot as cheaply and quickly as this using digital cameras and bring in a quick buck for the studio, they will happily invest that little again into a sequel especially if you can cast it even better the second time around.

He's actually managed to get Antonio Banderas, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Amber heard as well as bringing back Jessica Alba.

I really should finish watching the first movie someday...
Wingding
Wingding - 3/7/2013, 5:08 AM
Austin Powers, anyone? Lol
jessepostal
jessepostal - 3/7/2013, 5:12 AM
I hope she doesn't have a speaking role, i gotta put the earpons in every time she talks to stop the bleeding :)
marvel72
marvel72 - 3/7/2013, 5:20 AM
one of the sexiest women alive.
fortycals
fortycals - 3/7/2013, 5:21 AM
The TnA in this movie alone makes it worth the watch. Over the top action, TnA, and a bad ass anti hero, sounds like the Eighties all over again, and I love it. F high drama, I want minigun nips, and a hero that aint a metro sexual dbag. This movie sound awsomely bad, in a good way.
ICStoopedPeople
ICStoopedPeople - 3/7/2013, 5:24 AM
Love Danny Trejo, but Machete was a terrible movie.
subzero1077
subzero1077 - 3/7/2013, 5:40 AM
@Wingding - Lmao that was the first thing I thought.
PosingKyle
PosingKyle - 3/7/2013, 5:54 AM
Who gives a shit if she's hot or not,this bitch is annoying as [frick] and this movie will suck ass
StrangerX
StrangerX - 3/7/2013, 6:28 AM
ummmmm yay
TonyChu
TonyChu - 3/7/2013, 6:31 AM
And people say there is no God.
FirstAvenger
FirstAvenger - 3/7/2013, 6:45 AM
That's a little disturbing.
PsyGuy
PsyGuy - 3/7/2013, 6:56 AM
hahahah this is hilarious.

Love Modern Family!!
RonSwanson
RonSwanson - 3/7/2013, 6:57 AM
That looks really, really stupid. Machine gun boobs, really? The producers of this movie are 12.
shamo
shamo - 3/7/2013, 7:29 AM
last movie sucked this one seems to be more of the same.
Zombie137
Zombie137 - 3/7/2013, 7:29 AM
Machine Gun Jubblies.

Didnt get around to seeing the first Machete. But i do like Robert Rodriguez.
OrsonRandall
OrsonRandall - 3/7/2013, 7:31 AM
OrgasmicPotatoe
OrgasmicPotatoe - 3/7/2013, 7:32 AM
I loved the first one, can't wait for this ! Hahahaha !

@Wingding Yes, that's the first thing that came to my mind !
Mysterion
Mysterion - 3/7/2013, 7:37 AM
I ran into her a couple of years back at a mall down here in Miami, she wasnt all dolled up & she is stunning in person as she is on TV & pictures...she is pretty short, I thought she be taller. Super sweet & friendly too.
MisterBabadook
MisterBabadook - 3/7/2013, 7:39 AM
The first one was great fun. I do think this poster is a little stupid but I get the FDTD/Desperado reference. I just hope it's the same kind of over-the-top as Machete and not something else.

Also, when they FIRST introduced DeNiro, that commercial, I was genuinely offended: Mission Accomplished Rodriguez! I remember being in shock thinking, Rodriguez DOES remember he's Mexican right? He does? Oh, I get it now, it's a movie, okay, thanks.
ruadh
ruadh - 3/7/2013, 7:51 AM
Yep...that's about what I expected.
LP4
LP4 - 3/7/2013, 7:53 AM
I wanna [frick] Vergara. Always wanted that woman
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