A Letter to this Site's Worst Troll

A Letter to this Site's Worst Troll

A letter to a troll we all know, and some solutions to his problems.

Editorial Opinion
By DannRamm113 - Mar 22, 2015 09:03 PM EST
Filed Under: DC Comics

*I will NOT be using his name, as that will be considered bullying.  I will address him as Troll

Dear Troll,

How are you today?  Well I hope you are good.  I mean, you live the perfect day everyday!  You do nothing but go on this site, run a facebook page about how much you hate DC movies and Zack Snyder (Up to 28 Likes I see!), make new accounts, make memes about how much you hate DC, and write out comments to specifically put on DC feeds!  You have no responsibilities, you do nothing that matters, but you do what you LOVE, so I hope you enjoy your days!

Now, I would just like to say a few things on here to address your problems.  1)  If I type in "comic book movie websites" on google, then I get over 1.5 million results!  Isn't that something.  I think its time you expand, hit all those other sites with your "wisdom".  I mean, I know it would detract from your time on here, but I think we'll all be fine.  After all, we don't "appreciate" your work as much as others.  Plus, you may not get banned right away, you could potentially stick to that new site for more than a day without changing your username!

2)  Now, it is a fact that negativity and hate is bad for the brain and heart.  And I care, and I don't want your brain to become more screwed up than it already is.  So I would suggest perhaps you switch to Marvel articles, you know, where they do EVERYTHING right.  I mean, you could write paragraph after paragraph, make meme after meme about how much you LOVE Marvel, instead of how much you HATE DC.  In esscense, stay off of DC pages.  It's good for your health:)

3)  You are a real man's man, aren't you?  I mean, why else would you threaten physical brutality on Zack Snyder, hate the homosexuals, and know what a REAL woman looks like?  Now, I don't want you to get in trouble, so I would suggest that you abstain from sharing those tips on how a real man thinks and acts on this site.  Keep those little secrets in your own mind, we wouldn't want anyone on this site to become as manly as you, now would we??

So, there is my letter to you.  Now, I hope you really look over these tips.  I know that many people say that no one wants you here, but hey, hattas gonna hate, AMIRITE??  So, good luck running your facebook page dedicated to DC Comics, good luck running your DC campaign, and good luck in being a real man in the real world.

Yours Truly,

dannramm113
 

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TheRanger
TheRanger - 3/22/2015, 10:18 PM
Just another internet psychopath
SnapperCarr
SnapperCarr - 3/23/2015, 1:45 AM
He's a troll, but he makes some decent points.
Kurne
Kurne - 3/23/2015, 2:52 AM
I thought cinammon's disappearance would make our pages [length] a better place. I was wrong.
DrKinsolving
DrKinsolving - 3/23/2015, 3:13 AM
This is Dexter reading this article right now....

Pedrito
Pedrito - 3/23/2015, 4:26 AM
Jollem? Mantinium? Jamescamern?
You gotta narrow it down, man.
Pedrito
Pedrito - 3/23/2015, 4:33 AM
Oh, that guy.
Nevermind.

I should read more than damnram's titles. We established that a while ago.
01928401
01928401 - 3/23/2015, 7:37 AM
You just don't like him because he rags on DC.
Baka
Baka - 3/23/2015, 7:49 AM
Jollem and mantium i can usually just scroll past but, holy shit does this guy set the gold standard for pathetic troll, he clogs up this website paragraph after paragraph of rants that usually only have one maybe two good points masked with homophobia and hate. He has an uncanny amount of accounts he jumps over to everytime we think we have gotten rid of him.
Pasto
Pasto - 3/23/2015, 7:50 AM
@PietroMaximoff
I take it you haven't read his homophobic comments.
Pasto
Pasto - 3/23/2015, 7:52 AM
I wouldn't care what Dexter said if A). it wasn't offensive and B). he didn't spam comment threads with his crap. You can express your opinion, you're entitled to that. But when your opinion refers to people as fags in a derogatory manner and it spans a solid 10 paragraphs, I'll be pissed.
MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 3/23/2015, 7:55 AM
Dexter's not bad. You can actually have a real conversation with him. I've had a few with him. It's not hard to ignore the bullshit he spouts when he gets all riled up, just scroll on past. We have worse users on here, that try to force their opinions down our throats with a lot less compelling arguments than Dexter.

I don't usually agree with the guy, but I can easily debate with him. The key is to support your own claims.

He's an asshole, but so are most of us.
01928401
01928401 - 3/23/2015, 8:30 AM
@pasto
I was just kidding. Dude is crazy offensive. It's just easy to poke at dannramm because of his allegiances. No harm intended.
Trickwil
Trickwil - 3/23/2015, 8:41 AM
Don't feel the troll he'll just come back
Pasto
Pasto - 3/23/2015, 8:57 AM
@PietroMaximoff
Ah, got you man. Keep on keepin' on.
GiantNerd
GiantNerd - 3/23/2015, 8:59 AM
I was almost positive this would be about MantiniuMan.
LehnsienZad
LehnsienZad - 3/23/2015, 9:00 AM
[frick] Dexter and [frick] 9/11
VictorMancha
VictorMancha - 3/23/2015, 9:07 AM
Jollem maybe? or Dexter? or maybe even MercWithMouth?
nibs
nibs - 3/23/2015, 9:54 AM
Isn't this article just troll bait tho?
nibs
nibs - 3/23/2015, 9:54 AM
And does everyone really hate Jollem that much?? He seems to be one of the few alright guys on here
Matador
Matador - 3/23/2015, 10:03 AM
Wannabe
Wannabe - 3/23/2015, 10:04 AM
Oh Please

Jollem, OscarMadeJoker, and others are just as bad or even worse then Dexter.
Greengo
Greengo - 3/23/2015, 10:15 AM
Who the [frick] is Dexter?
McGee
McGee - 3/23/2015, 10:19 AM
McGee
McGee - 3/23/2015, 11:04 AM
ClumsyToaster
ClumsyToaster - 3/23/2015, 11:05 AM
Really? If you're not going to give his name why even bother to create this article? This only serves as a PSA if we know what user you're talking about and if it isn't a PSA why didn't you just send him a private message to complain about this?
NovaCorpsFan
NovaCorpsFan - 3/23/2015, 11:11 AM
@McGee
Is that the ending scene from Teeth?
DannRamm113
DannRamm113 - 3/23/2015, 11:15 AM
@ClumsyToaster

Well, context clues may help. What other users have the avatar that is the icon, made multiple accounts, and have a facebook page entitled hack snyder that is there to hate on DC?
TheBritAvenger
TheBritAvenger - 3/23/2015, 11:27 AM
Yeah, it's just sad how pathetic this guy is. What account number is he on now? I think it's in the 20s, which is just ridiculous. I don't mind him having his opinion, but when your opinion A) contains vast quantities of homophobia, misogyny and racism and B) is used as an excuse for you to lash out at those who disagree with you, you need to rein it in a bit.
Just an indicator for you guys who don't understand how pathetic this guy is: you know that really long Snyder-hate comment he keeps posting? I put it into a Word document, and it takes up 29 PAGES!!!!! This guy really has no life.
Pasto
Pasto - 3/23/2015, 11:43 AM
@Wannabe
Your comment coming from you of all people gave me a reeeeeeeally good laugh.
McGee
McGee - 3/23/2015, 12:07 PM
LOL! Nova...I've heard of that movie but haven't seen it yet.
MisterBatfleck
MisterBatfleck - 3/23/2015, 12:17 PM
I read this in the Nostalgia Critic's voice, boy did it make it funnier.
This...parasite has got to go. I will praise the day that Nate adds a Block User button so that I don't lose anymore brain cells then I already have lost because of Troll.
MisterSuperior
MisterSuperior - 3/23/2015, 4:11 PM
This is....wow, lol.

He's back though guys, so this does nothing.
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