A Letter to this Site's Worst Troll

A Letter to this Site's Worst Troll

A letter to a troll we all know, and some solutions to his problems.

Editorial Opinion
By DannRamm113 - Mar 22, 2015 09:03 PM EST
Filed Under: DC Comics

*I will NOT be using his name, as that will be considered bullying.  I will address him as Troll

Dear Troll,

How are you today?  Well I hope you are good.  I mean, you live the perfect day everyday!  You do nothing but go on this site, run a facebook page about how much you hate DC movies and Zack Snyder (Up to 28 Likes I see!), make new accounts, make memes about how much you hate DC, and write out comments to specifically put on DC feeds!  You have no responsibilities, you do nothing that matters, but you do what you LOVE, so I hope you enjoy your days!

Now, I would just like to say a few things on here to address your problems.  1)  If I type in "comic book movie websites" on google, then I get over 1.5 million results!  Isn't that something.  I think its time you expand, hit all those other sites with your "wisdom".  I mean, I know it would detract from your time on here, but I think we'll all be fine.  After all, we don't "appreciate" your work as much as others.  Plus, you may not get banned right away, you could potentially stick to that new site for more than a day without changing your username!

2)  Now, it is a fact that negativity and hate is bad for the brain and heart.  And I care, and I don't want your brain to become more screwed up than it already is.  So I would suggest perhaps you switch to Marvel articles, you know, where they do EVERYTHING right.  I mean, you could write paragraph after paragraph, make meme after meme about how much you LOVE Marvel, instead of how much you HATE DC.  In esscense, stay off of DC pages.  It's good for your health:)

3)  You are a real man's man, aren't you?  I mean, why else would you threaten physical brutality on Zack Snyder, hate the homosexuals, and know what a REAL woman looks like?  Now, I don't want you to get in trouble, so I would suggest that you abstain from sharing those tips on how a real man thinks and acts on this site.  Keep those little secrets in your own mind, we wouldn't want anyone on this site to become as manly as you, now would we??

So, there is my letter to you.  Now, I hope you really look over these tips.  I know that many people say that no one wants you here, but hey, hattas gonna hate, AMIRITE??  So, good luck running your facebook page dedicated to DC Comics, good luck running your DC campaign, and good luck in being a real man in the real world.

Yours Truly,

dannramm113
 

About The Author:
DannRamm113
Member Since 8/24/2012
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