BATMAN VS SUPERMAN (Spoilers Review)

                                                             DAWN OF JUSTICE REVIEW By Mickeus

Batman VS Superman: Dawn Of Justice was just released and this is a honest review from a longtime DC fan, enjoy:

Positives:

1. Ben Affleck As Batman
2. Wonder Woman And Gal Gadot
3. Awesome Score
4. Mostly Awesome Action
5. Awesome Cameo By The Flash (Ezra Miller)
6. Aquaman Looks Badass For The First Time

Negatives.

1. Horrible Editing
2. Bats and Supes' Motives For Fighting
3. Batman VS Superman....For 10 Minutes, WTF?
4. Jesse Eisenberg's Awful Performance
5. Superman Being TOO Dark And Gritty.
6. Awkward Pacing
7. Too Much Setting Up Future Films
8. Lazy Way Of Introducing JL Members.
9. Doomsday = Tell Hulk 2003 and Abomination To Put On A Bloody Condom
10. Zack Snyder...That's it....he's a dickhead.

Why I LIKE It:

Batman Vs Superman has had some awful reviews, and i never imagined we would get this cluster[frick] of a movie, to be honest with you.
The trailers made it out to be such a good film, a masterpiece, to be honest. But we got a mess of a film, i liked it. My nephew thought that Batman looked to scary (The first scene, you know, Batman was scary there) and that Superman is being portrayed really differently.
But why i liked it, is that brings new and interesting ideas to the table (Bat-Brand etc.) and that it was a blast! I liked it, and it was alright, and not as bad as people say it is.
Ben Affleck needs an apology from....the world!
He was easily the best part of the film and Bale is forgotten, i mean i can't wait to his solo film.

Parts Of It I Hated:

I loved DC all my life, and Lex Luthor was one of my favorite DC villains and i loved his smooth, but certainly evil attitude.
But Eisenberg here is a total annoying dickbag and Granny's Peach Tea is just Luthor pissing in a jar.
Like, at the end of the film when Batman leaves and he hangs from the cell at the prison and keeps saying 'Ding, Ding' in a way that you'd want to enter the film and punch him in the face.
And the editing was off, with scenes put together awkwardly and the pacing off. And Superman is being portrayed so badly to the Supes we all know and love.  While Henry Cavill looks and feels the part SO MUCH, he needs better writers and direction.
He's a brooding and sad alien. Nothing special there. Superman was the symbol of hope and goodness.
This is a perfect example of TRUE Superman:

Not [frick]IN' this, mate: