Hey everyone, Mickeus, here.
Now, i, Mickeus, PHD in Internet Wanker-ness, have made a test in which, we can learn if someone is a raging Marveltard. Alright? Let me show you this picture, right here:
Now, if your reaction is...
Then [frick]IN' BRAVO! You're a lover of both, BRAVO.
Now if your reaction was instead this...
Then...
here's a reward for your help in this experiment:
DISCLAIMER: Nothing in this post, should be taken seriously, aside from some obvious things. Got it? This a parody review and nothing should be taken to offense....sensitive twat!
CRAZY WANKER REVIEW of
BATMAN V SUPERMAN
DAWN OF JUSTICE
Now, Marvel has been going strong for years, and Kevin Feige has succesfuly kept his cock wet from the drool of marveltards everywhere, so we jump in to DC's latest attempt at a cinematic universe.....and Zack Snyder wanting some drool on his cock, cause that matters more than making a good movie to Zack Snyder.
Now this movie was dissapointing and i...
But let's be honest this movie sucks. This movie sucks. There are cool scenes, and seeing Batman and Superman on the screen together is awesome, but [frick]ing hell, we got more of Senator Finch sucking Lex's cock than the actual fight. I mean, Tao Akamoto or whatever her hname is, should have had a sex scene with Ww. If that happened, as the real and proffesional critic i am, i would sign in to RT, and give you a fresh review. See? I mean, [frick]ing Nymphomaniac, which is a movie with 70% sex, here's the actual [frick]ing consensus
Darkly funny, fearlessly bold, and thoroughly indulgent, Nymphomaniac finds Lars von Trier provoking viewers with customary abandon.
For [frick]'s sake!
Like are this people serious. It isn't event that good movie.
But [frick] it, they're critics, what can you do, right? But BVS got a low score. But hell, this movie sucks. Like the Martha scene was retarded as [frick]! I mean, dude, Bruce, i get it, but you wanted to kill this mother[frick]ing alien, seconds ago.
But [frick] it, Batfleck was a thing of beauty, so was WW.
And this movie was good, and i have hope in the DCEU.
Know why? [frick]ING THIS:
(and for you [frick]ing lonely nerds, here's something to keep you warm and wet, you bastards)
This movie's alright, right? Nothing special, and nowhere as bad, as some marveltards say it is (cough cough) but whatever this movie was a dissapointment and you need to [frick] off.
[frick] OFF, TWAT.
MADE BY "PLEASE, KILL ME, RIGHT NOW' STUDIOS.
With all his undying love,
Mickeus
WAIT! PART 2 ARRIVES IN TWO DAYS!
PART II: DAWN OF WANKERS!!!
(FOR REAL, I MADE THIS ONE QUICKLY, BUT PART 2 IS GIVING MY FULL THOUGHTS ON THE MOVIE....IN WANKER MODE!)