HE'S UGLY
Just look at him.
He looks like Jabba the Hutt if he tried to get inside a human-like suit like that alien bug from Men in Black.
HE'S FAT
Goes without saying.
HE HATES SAM RAIMI'S SPIDER-MAN
Unaccaptable!
HE IS FRIENDS WITH JACK PECKARD
Well, folks, if you are ugly Jabba the Hutt knock off, who hates the best on-screen version of Spider-Man to date, what else can you do to look even more worse by comparission? Well, you have to be buddies with the most uncharismatic, pesky, unlikable, untalanted bald man since Billy Zane.
CRINGE!
THIS IS WHY RICH EVANS SUCKS!