Hi Guys...
in my ongoing quest to win countless NINJA FIGHTS, teach Nuck how to pee without peeing on himself, protect the innocent with all the sweet kung fu moves I picked up from Powder Puff Girls, and, in general, make the world a better, more sexy place...I've put together a boss list to brighten your stupid day and weed out the…yes…Jerks.
1. You know me…Freckly redheads (hint: boobs) get my lunch money…every damn day. But, yeah…Power Girl.
2. Teabag. I think that‘s plain as day.
3. With a bullet…Lady Sif…!
4. Poison Ivy…duh…no-brainer here, people. Hot redhead…hallucinogenics? Derp!
5. I’m a DC guy…but, yeah…Spider-Woman. For obvious reasons.
And, because we respect everyone and everybody…for our LGBT friends…
6. Cyclops.