Quick1029's Worst Films of 2015

Once again, this list will not be in any order. For the most part. There will be a film I say is the absolute worst. But we'll get to that when we get to that.
 

There were only two good Terminator movies Number 1 and Judgement Day. The 3rd one was goofy. The 4th one was boring. But you could still look back and think "At least I have the first two." Terminator: Genisys had erased them, so now you can't see them the same way. But taking that element away, how is the movie?  It sucks. Jai Courtney is a terrible actor. Emilia Clarke phones it ine. The twists and social commentary are weak. The effects can go from bad to good. The only good things are Matt Smith, JK Simmons, and Arnold. They give their all. But two of them only appear as glorified cameos. I'm not looking forward to the sequel.
 

The choices they make are baffiling. They feel like they need to explain every detail from Peter Pan. Like the reason he doesn't age is because Pixie Dust makes you immortal. I'm being serious. The worst is the ending. The film was sold to people as Peter & Hook starting as friends, with it ending with Hook betraying Peter and losing his hand. This doesn't happen so they can set up for sequels. The actors do a decent job though. Rooney Mara is trying. I hope Levi Miller goes on to do better things and Hugh Jackman & Garrett Hedlund are delightfully over-the-top. Other than that, I would like to apologize to the Maleficent movie and those who like it, because I see that worse can be made.
 

I thought this was just "meh" when I first saw it. But when I told my friends what happened in the movie, I thought about how bad this was. The plot holes are huge. The depiction of Doom is both painful and laughable. The effects can go from good (Thing, Human Torch) to bad (green lava). The main five actors, all of which are extremly talented, are wasted. Even if they try their best. I hope to never see from Josh Trank for a long time. Espicially after finding out how he treated the cast. While I've seen worse CBMs (Superman 4), this is still a low point in the CBM renaissance.

This movie had all the potential in the world. This could have been on par with films like Scott Pilgrim or Wreck-It Ralph. The effects are nice, but everything else? This film establishes rules and breaks them. The logic makes no sense The comedy? Annoying. You take great actors like Peter Dinklage and Josh Gad and have them do the dumbest stuff. Adam Sandler looks like he's not happy to be in this. The ending is painful. Where Q*Bert (some of you may remember him as the orange guy from Wreck-It Ralph), turns into a human woman to have sex with Josh Gad (Olaf from Frozen). Yes. Really. Just watch Scott Pilgrim or Wreck-It Ralph and avoid this at all costs.
 

I feel like I shouldn't have to say anything. Say the words "Alvin & The Chipmunks 4: The Road Chip" out loud and you'll know why the movie sucks. You can tell they came up with the title pun before they started "writing" the movie. The "plot" is so predictable you can guess the ENTIRE movie just by watching the trailer. The cameos are dated. The jokes are dated and juvinile. The characters are unlikeable and annoying. IT tries so hard to be "hip" and "modern" that they assume that people say stuff that was only said five years ago. WHY AM I GOING INTO DETAIL ABOUT THIS?!? I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO! IT'S THE GOD DAMN ROAD CHIP! SAVE YOURSELVES!
 

I hate this more for personal reasons. Because my real name is Paul. So when the first movie came out, I got made fun of for sharing the same name as the character Kevin James plays. That character is a fat idiotic loser, who falls on everything. So, in short, eveyone calling me "Paul Blart" meant they were calling me a fat idiotic loser who falls on everything. But enough about me, how's the actual movie? The movie is nothing but a fat idiotic loser falling on everything! That's why I was upset! Because that is the only quality to this character! Which means this is 99% of the movie! If there's a third one, I will go insane!

Okay, so the list was not in any order. Despite that, there is still a movie I consider to be the absolute worst movie of 2015. That movie is..