Oh, CBM, everyone loves CBM. If you don't, why are you still here? It's undeniable that CBM is the best and most superior Comic News site out there. Don't believe me? Here are some reasons why.
6. The Chat
Ever want to listen to an aggrevated 40 year old lament over women? Ever want to see bad fanfic and articles plugged every day? Maybe a few attempted suicide diaries by a mentally ill person? Go on over to the CBM chat! Hours of discussion to be had each day! If people went on it..
5. The Loving Community
It's so great to be a part of a loving community that really feels like a family. No matter your race, sexual identity, or anything, they will always be there for you. You create a deep personal bond with the people here and you will always care for them and they will always care for you. Unless you're Wally West.
4. The Tumblr Gifs
Sometimes I forget that tumblr is a thing. Then I check out the CBM comment section! It's so great to see a trillion reaction gifs that have been reposted nearly every single hour. Truly one of CBM's greatest achievements being able to combine tumblr, 4chan, and reddit into one community. Just another great part!
3. The Great Editors
Where would we be without our editors? Where would we have got our 2000 editorials during editorial week? Where would we get 20 articles out of 1 magazine article? Our editors here of course. Without our british friends into the sweaty, manly sport of rassling, where would CBM be today? They provide quality discussion in each of their articles. If they were to leave, how would this site go on? (love ya minty.)
2. Lev's Naivety That Hellboy 3 Might Happen
Oh, all sites need their goofster and gaffster. Some would say Jolly or Doomster are the jokesters here, but the real jokester is Lev. Every day he comes up with a hilarious joke about how Hellboy 3 is happening. It brings a smile to all our faces with his clever jokes. Just another great aspect of CBM culture. Thanks for all the laughs Lev!
1. The Quality User-Created Articles
...... Nuff' said. Only the best and purest user journalists on this site.
(some names have been changed for safety reasons)