2 Hilarious Clips From Dario Argento’s DRACULA 3D

2 Hilarious Clips From Dario Argento’s DRACULA 3D

I have a lot of respect for Argento and his early work so I don't want to come down too hard on this, but it looks pretty bad I'm afraid. Anyway, check out these clips and decide for yourselves, but be warned, one is most definitely NSFW..

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By MarkCassidy - Nov 07, 2012 07:11 PM EST
Filed Under: Horror
Source: Via Bloody Disgusting

The clips are dubbed over in Italian, so that doesn't help matters..



WARNING: This clip contains boobs



Argento has always been an acquired taste but this really does look like amateur hour. Still, it might be worth seeing for the "so bad it's good" factor I guess.Dracula 3D stars Thomas Kretschmann, Marta Gastini, Rutger Hauer, Asia Argento, Miguel Angel Silvestre and Miriam Giovanelli. FC Films has got a hold of the rights and will release it under the IFC Midnight label in 2013.







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Nick56
Nick56 - 11/7/2012, 8:01 PM
that was [frick]in hilarious
Whovian
Whovian - 11/7/2012, 8:02 PM
Its so sad to see a great talent fall. Avoid this one and go watch Suspiria instead.
RunDTC
RunDTC - 11/7/2012, 8:03 PM
did Tea get banned? he hasn't commented in like a week.
santoanderson
santoanderson - 11/7/2012, 8:04 PM
ElBicho
ElBicho - 11/7/2012, 8:10 PM
I skipped to the beeeeeewbs clip first. Didn't even realize it was in spanish...
GetsugaTensho22
GetsugaTensho22 - 11/7/2012, 8:12 PM
That was the most hilarious thing i've seen all week!
WelcomeBackFrank
WelcomeBackFrank - 11/7/2012, 8:13 PM
I've seen week old turds better than this.
AlexRival
AlexRival - 11/7/2012, 8:15 PM
THIS is what they're promoting it with? Is this the best they have?
LoudLon
LoudLon - 11/7/2012, 8:19 PM
I'm a big Argento fan but his best days are definitely behind him. The last truly exceptional flick he made was Opera in '87. Trauma in '93 had its moments and Stendhal Synrome in '96 was an interesting departure, but every film he's made since Opera -- Phantom of the Opera, Sleepless, The Card Player, Mother of Tears and Yellow -- all have been massively, massively disappointing. That's a lot of flops over the last twenty years but I can't help but keep rooting for the guy, hoping he'll someday recapture what made his output in the 70s and 80s so memorable.

But it doesn't look like this flick will be the one to do it. :/
FoxForce5
FoxForce5 - 11/7/2012, 8:32 PM
@ fettastic & LoudLon: what can I say? You guys already made most of my points. I mean, I'm sure there'll probably be a hot soft-core scene or two with Asia (and maybe another chick) which will be made creepy by the knowledge that her father was there directing here but other than that, it looks like it'll just be a bad mimic of an old Hammer film like "The Vampire Lovers" or something. I know I'll watch it but probably to laugh and crack jokes at with some friends and some beers. Kind of a shame, really but I guess I'm done for now.
SageMode
SageMode - 11/7/2012, 9:13 PM
What the [frick] did I just watch?
Mendenhall12
Mendenhall12 - 11/7/2012, 9:17 PM
Well the woman found my weakness.
AmazingFantasy
AmazingFantasy - 11/7/2012, 10:22 PM
I AM GOING TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
coopshep39
coopshep39 - 11/7/2012, 10:34 PM
yaay boobs
RIKSHAWRenegade
RIKSHAWRenegade - 11/8/2012, 12:41 AM
This looks bad. Nice though. The boobs I meen. LOL!!!
pepe
pepe - 11/8/2012, 12:48 AM
Hmmm.... boobs... and its going to be in 3D...
loki668
loki668 - 11/8/2012, 2:37 AM
@Ror
It's okay. I'll come down on this for you. This looks like the kind of film that Uwe Boll would look at and say "at least I never made THAT!". If I was Asia Argento, I would use this film as an excuse to cut all ties with my family. Then again, it's not like she's making amazing films right now, either. It's films like this that caused Brett Ratner to go into directing. I bet the "Fans' Edition Blu-Ray" will just be the opening and closing credits. And, finally......this film couldn't be more of a farce if it was starring Leslie Nielsen.

Lord Loki has spoken
Rowsdower
Rowsdower - 11/8/2012, 4:13 AM
Hard to believe this is the version of Dracula we're getting from the guy who gave us SUSPIRIA.
DrRockso
DrRockso - 11/8/2012, 4:32 AM
What Dionysios said.
jj2112
jj2112 - 11/8/2012, 5:23 AM
Pah that's nothing compared to Italian Spider-man
SimpleObserverOfThings
SimpleObserverOfThings - 11/8/2012, 5:23 AM
This looks like an upscale porn vampire movie...lol
sarahsatire
sarahsatire - 11/8/2012, 5:37 AM
Well we all gotta go senile sometime. Dario just happened to do it when he made this POS. Still, i'm never above a cheesy horror flick. Mystery Science Theater FTW.
BackwardGalaxy
BackwardGalaxy - 11/8/2012, 6:44 AM
At least they're very nice bewbs.
DetBullock
DetBullock - 11/8/2012, 8:28 AM
@sarahsatire: he became senile before this one, all agree with this.
In Italy fans here do not agree when exactly, some trace his descending curve to the mid-90s, others instead to the last three film he made.
DetBullock
DetBullock - 11/8/2012, 8:29 AM
But always well before this rubbish anyway.
TurdFergunson
TurdFergunson - 11/8/2012, 10:01 AM
Rorrrr!!!! Rorrrrr!!!! haha
PapaEmeritus
PapaEmeritus - 11/8/2012, 10:56 AM
Hey Ror, don't be afraid! The campy factor is clearly purposeful, live Verhoeven did in 'Showgirls'. Face it as Dario's aesthetic 'exercise'! XD
GothamsViper
GothamsViper - 11/8/2012, 11:10 AM
I would watch this crappy film just for those boobs!
Boogie138
Boogie138 - 11/8/2012, 12:12 PM
argento's less than stellar film are still a blast to watch! even in his best film there have been ham acting and questionable effects. one of my person favs is stendal syndrome and it is a wonderfully flawed movie. you enjoy the good and the bad. its one of my wife's favorites too.

even deep red (my personal fav) has groan moments. its part of itallian horror. i'll be seeing this. will be be argento's best? hardly. better than almost every american horror movie i have sat thru in a while. i would put money on it. this will be goofy and fun. thats ok with me.
VaCubFan
VaCubFan - 11/8/2012, 2:00 PM
i believe the UK term is "shite"? no?
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