Jman and Johnny Love Movie Review: Jennifer's Body

Jman and Johnny Love Movie Review: Jennifer's Body

Was Jennifer's Body scary, or just plain porn fluff?

Review Opinion
By jman1977 - Sep 21, 2009 11:09 PM EST
Filed Under: Horror
Source: ComicBookMovie.com

Are you ready to hear about the best teeny horror movie of the last 4 years? When I say that I mean it literally.



This movie was OK as far as it did its job and that was to be a Horror popcorn flick were everyone dies and the lead character is labeled crazy. Don't you just love when society damn's what it doesn’t understand?

Many thanks to Kevin Morgan and his excellent staff of the Portage 16 IMAX Theater, for making us feel right at home.

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BryEL
BryEL - 9/21/2009, 11:21 PM
Lovely review, lol. I wish my theater looked half as nice as that one. So.. are her nips edited out or is she covering them? Can't tell
CrookedJaw
CrookedJaw - 9/21/2009, 11:23 PM
Yeah, saw this, and wasn't too impressed...It was "okay," as you said, Fox's performance was mediocre, and her character was very easy to hate...But as a whole, the movie was, as mentioned before, only okay.
Misterfan
Misterfan - 9/21/2009, 11:40 PM
it was horrible ... ewwwwwww!! p.s notice the thumb in the movie?
Swiftsword777
Swiftsword777 - 9/22/2009, 12:01 AM
is there a name for having those kinda thumbs
shibazz
shibazz - 9/22/2009, 12:33 AM
@swiftsword777- funny you should ask.... back in the day when i first met my ex girlfriend .... she came home with a book. I asked her where she had gottenit, and she said she had found it in an apartment in her building that was rented by a "Crackhead" and had been evicted from her complex.... after rifling through the apartment she filled a bag with books and some very interesting odds and ends. Turns out one of the books was an old palm readers manual.... and pretty in depth at that. one of the transfered sketches in the book revealed that said thumb is in fact known and has been known for quite some time as the "Murderers Thumb".
bobofet
bobofet - 9/22/2009, 1:37 AM
just as expected...pfft
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 9/22/2009, 5:48 AM
Well as long as you see FOXES TITS im goin'!!! ; D

Cool review guys! Thumbs up!!
lc
lc - 9/22/2009, 7:54 AM
oi you little c *nt@leee how sad are you to take your lappy with you!! oh and lee f*ck you you'll be going no where anytime soon and thats a FACT!!
ASSASSIN666
ASSASSIN666 - 9/22/2009, 8:08 AM
And they call me hostile
NerfHerder
NerfHerder - 9/22/2009, 8:13 AM
CNN gave it a good review, I was shocked. They usually hate almost everything...(like everyone on THIS site! LOL) Maybe it was political... I'll probably end up seeing it...
ASSASSIN666
ASSASSIN666 - 9/22/2009, 8:23 AM
There are just some things that are bad taste. I don't recall Jesus ever giving a thumbs up.
NerfHerder
NerfHerder - 9/22/2009, 8:30 AM
<--tips hat to teabag. Kevin Smith/comic fans know the connection...
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 9/22/2009, 8:34 AM
lol @ ASSASSIN666, bad taste says the guy with Achmed the dead terrorist as his avatar!

Nice review boys, sound wasn't great in this one mind. I think I'll see this at some stage.
droopy1317
droopy1317 - 9/22/2009, 8:43 AM
lol, i have that Jesus bobble head for my car. so is this movie worth the 10 bucks or should i wait for redbox?
NerfHerder
NerfHerder - 9/22/2009, 8:47 AM
@teabag. I was lucky enough to visit Red Bank, NJ back in May and stopped by Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash. The REAL Buddy Christ is there behind glass. It's awesome.
ASSASSIN666
ASSASSIN666 - 9/22/2009, 8:48 AM
I see there's no sarcasm allowed here, trust me you guys will know when I'm serious. I'm not offended that easily.
lc
lc - 9/22/2009, 9:05 AM
lol teabag ,@assasin hostile oh pls you aint seen nothing yet lmao
ElBicho
ElBicho - 9/22/2009, 9:05 AM
@LEEE

She doesn't show any nippage. Apparently, she has a no nudity clause in her contracts because she won't be taken seriously as an actress.

However, her Hammer Thumbs are getting a spin off with Quato from Total Recall. Freaks Unite!!!
ASSASSIN666
ASSASSIN666 - 9/22/2009, 9:08 AM
lc- let me know when you want to go a few rounds.
Bandrews1
Bandrews1 - 9/22/2009, 9:10 AM
I thought it was just an ok movie, I liked the dialog and I thought Amanda Seyfried's performance was better than Megan Fox's
ASSASSIN666
ASSASSIN666 - 9/22/2009, 9:21 AM
Damn when that guy takes a leak it's gonna hurt!
Shaman
Shaman - 9/22/2009, 9:23 AM
That picture is Blasphemous, Sirprize!!! Jesus never has a purse!!!
Misterfan
Misterfan - 9/22/2009, 9:30 AM
Jesus looks like he got out of a beauty salon.
lc
lc - 9/22/2009, 9:52 AM
i aint got a porb with you assass but if i do you'll soon fine out lol
lc
lc - 9/22/2009, 9:53 AM
@star why the f*ck would lee be doing that to the poor tree ffs lmao
NerfHerder
NerfHerder - 9/22/2009, 9:55 AM
@Assassin666 ...LOL. Ouch!
ASSASSIN666
ASSASSIN666 - 9/22/2009, 10:00 AM
Yeah ok, maybe if your lucky I'll let you bring your whip
NerfHerder
NerfHerder - 9/22/2009, 10:15 AM
for the record: @Assassin666, I was commenting on your "leak" comment. ;)
NerfHerder
NerfHerder - 9/22/2009, 10:20 AM
TheMyth
TheMyth - 9/22/2009, 10:33 AM
Nice review, and I basically see it the same way on many fronts. This movie wasn't incredible, but it is worth seeing for sure. Amanda Seyfried was very good and Megan creeped me out (she is supposed to in this movie) quite a bit. My biggest complaint is that there wasn't enough gore for an R-rating. It seems the R-rating is for the cursing and nudity.

If you don't like Megan, save your time and money, as you'll only give yourself more to bitch about. But if your indifferent or like the girl, check this movie out. I find it entertaining enough to buy on DVD/BluRay when it hits.

Oh yea, I was right, so far this is the best horror flic I've seen this year (I haven't seen Halloween 2 yet) I was super disappointed with the Friday the 13th remake and the Orphan just plain SUCKED.

Jman, bro I have to ask, are you one of those movie goers that doesn't like when a movie goes past 90 minutes? lol, cause it really wasn't that long, 98 minutes I think. Or were you instead referring to the pacing of some scenes, in which case, I agree with you that some shit in the movie dragged on needlessly or just had a 'hurry up and show us the next scene' feel.
Mileena16
Mileena16 - 9/22/2009, 10:34 AM
lol nerf have you seen the muppet show with the spainish lobsters with the guns?
SabretoothTiger
SabretoothTiger - 9/22/2009, 10:39 AM
Man nerf that pic is awesomeness hahaha I want lobsters with murderers thumb then you'll see a real battle haha
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