TheCritic17 reviews Halloween II

TheCritic17 asks: Was it a classic bad horror movie or not?

Review Opinion
By CRITIC17 - Aug 29, 2009 08:08 AM EST
Filed Under: Horror
Source: Myself

I would have put this review up yesterday after I had seen it, but I didn't feel like it. Well here's the spoiler-free review. Though I will talk about things you can see in the trailer.

This movie sucked!!!

It is the second worst movie (after Crank 2) I have seen this year so far. I liked Rob Zombie's Halloween from 2007, but this was an unnessecary sequel. Basic story: Laurie Strode continues to fight her brother, murderer Michael Myers (no, not Austin Powers or Shrek, the killer one). I hated a lot of things about this film. The actors sucked. The story sucked. Even Macolm Macdowell sucked in this movie. The only two things I liked in this movie were: the hospital sequence (seen in the trailers) and the music. A lot of unnessecary things were in this movie. -Spoiler ALERT- The three I hated most were: the role of Dr. Loomis, Michael's screams and grunts, and the stupid dream sequences. -End of Spoiler-

So, this movie gets a nice two thumbs down and 1 star.

Oh yeah, heres another spoiler. -Spoiler ALERT- Michael kills 14 people and 1 dog (he eats this dog) in the film. -End of Spoiler- Well, thats all. I wonder how many thumbs down this article will get from this bad review???

1 out of 4 stars

-TheCritic17-

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kyle
kyle - 8/29/2009, 10:00 AM
u guys do know that this is rob zombie reboot, and not a john carpenter remake? a lot of people liked this movie from wat i heard: intense, somewhat scary, and few good performances. i'll be seeing it sometime.
CRITIC17
CRITIC17 - 8/29/2009, 11:28 AM
Yes I know but I still didn't like the movie...
CRITIC17
CRITIC17 - 8/29/2009, 11:31 AM
ComicBookMovie edited my review... Thats weird...
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 8/31/2009, 11:13 AM
Well i saw the 1st one, which was good unlike most reboots, i'll watch this too!

Cool review @ CRITIC! ; )

1 out of 4 ain't good though lol, but im only gonna Download the sucker anyway lol!

This ain't no WATCHMEN or GI JOE for that matter! ; D
CRITIC17
CRITIC17 - 8/31/2009, 1:42 PM
@LEEE: Hell yeah it ain't!!! I liked the first reboot as well (3 stars) but this one just plain sucked!!!
flames809
flames809 - 8/31/2009, 1:50 PM
ima watch it to see if its good
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 8/31/2009, 2:01 PM
Lol!

What we really wanna see is a SMACK DOWN will MICHAEL and JASON!!!

It might've happened someday if HOLLYWOOD didn't get the REMAKE/REBOOT fever!!!

I h8 REMAKES lol, well most! ; D
CRITIC17
CRITIC17 - 8/31/2009, 2:12 PM
@LEEE: That would be awesome!!!! Not sure who'd win though... A good remake is Bad News Bears
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