@AmazingFlash - Dude, always remember the central message of "Talladega Nights": if you're not first you're last. And I've applied that to every aspect of my life, like a mantra:

- Work: I get to work at 6am every day (even though I don't really start until around 9am) just to make sure that I'm the first one in the parking garage so I get the first spot and I'm the first one on my floor. I'm also the first one to attend meetings (I usually arrive at least a half hour before) and the first one to leave. I'm also the first one to clock out, the first one to hit the bar for Happy Hour afterward, and the first one to pass out and need to call an Uber.

- Driving: I'm always the first one to take of after a stoplight changes, I cut the other drivers off to be the first one to get to the next stoplight, and I'm the first one to get pulled over by the cops in the speed trap.

- Shopping: I'm always the first person to check out in the self-checkout at the grocery store. Look, I don't care how old that crusty old bitch was, her Rascal wasn't fast enough to beat me to the check-out so suck it Grandma!

- Romantic life: I'm always the first one to... well you get the point.

Anyhow, "Shake 'n Bake", baby, "Shake 'n Bake". Praise Baby Jesus.