Space. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the USS Rebel Alliance. Our mission, to boldly go where no Jedi as gone before and to keep the Sith from assimilating the galaxy. That is what the Star Wars is about, right? Oh, and James Earl Jones is there too as well as cannibalistic teddy bears that slow roast people alive. Ah, yes...Star Wars. That's why everybody loves everything related to it. That is unless their Midi-Chlorian count is real low and they probably have a pill for that at this point. I always see those commercials real late at night with some British lady talking about it!
So how are we celebrating Star Wars Day, AKA 'May the 4th Be With You', here at SuperheroStuff? Well besides marking all of our Star Wars stuff down up to 25% and offering free domestic shipping on orders over 60 bucks, we are also draining stars to power our giant doomsday weapon! It's a pretty impressive feat though the payments on that thing are crazy. We had to do some rather questionable things for that loan that we aren't all that proud of and Jabba has been on us since Malastare! That's alright...we'll get him his money. Now where were we? Oh yes! The Star Wars sale!
Since we've lowered all of our Star Wars stuff down betwixt 10-25% and throwing free shipping on orders over 60 space-bucks you'll be more than prepared to load up on all of your favorite Star Wars stuff! We have both new school and old school Star Wars stuff though we just cleared out on all of our Sebulba gear and are waiting on a restock. That guy can really move stuff and you'd be surprised at how many Pod Racing fans are still out there. Guess that's why we still have that original Playstation hooked up...that and Rayman. Any-who, you'll find what you are looking for at SuperheroStuff; we have hoodies, pint glasses, mugs, jackets, shirts, long sleeves, robes, lunchboxes, POP Funs, keychains, lanyards, swimsuits, beanies, New Era hats, cardboard cutouts, dresses, tank tops, sweatshirts, and whatever else we can find! Set phasers to stun and get ready to engage the Warp Drive. Ack, wait. No. this is completely wrong to end a Star Wars 'May the 4th Be With You' celebration. I can't believe I would even attempt such a thing. The proper way to end this is 'Live long and prosper'! I can't believe I could be so ignorant. Forgive me!