Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis on The Expendables 2 Set!

i hope this is better than the sequel! with these action legends!!!!

Ncreb @ i'll see your Who Is Your Daddy And What Does He Do and raise you a Get To Da Choppa :D

Arnold is only there for four days. I somehow think his part won't be that big since he is about to begin filming The Last Stand in a week or two.

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SPOILERS AHEAD...

Expendables 2

Bruce Willis enlists 3 teams to battle it out in a test of war games to get a big contract against yet another dictator (the guy from the dos equis commercials).

The Team Leader – Stallone vs Ahnuld vs Chuck effin Norris
Jack of all Trades Number 2 – Statham vs the Rock vs Wesley Snipes
Token quick footed Asian – Jet Li vs Jacki Chan vs Chow Yun Fat
The A-hole loose cannon – Dolph vs JCVD vs Vin Diesel
The Tough-guy Philosopher – Couture vs Vinnie Jones vs Clive Owen
Big Guy with a Big Gun – Terry Crews vs John Cena vs Goldberg
The Sacrificing Old Timer Who Dies – Rourke vs Kurt Russell vs Liam Neeson

Meanwhile, the likes of Jesse the body Ventura, Steven Seagal, and Val Kilmer join forces to consume the world’s food supply and see who can get the fattest…their base of operations…the same crazy dictators house.

Rourke, Russell and Neeson die in some self sacrificing way at the hands of “The Dos Equis Guy”. They each have a hot daughter and these three daughters (Megan Fox, Hayden Panettiere, and Summer Glau) decided to team up against “the most interesting man in the world” but get captured.

Stallone is sad because his team loses to Chuck effin Norris (because nobody beats Chuck Norris). But then gets the call from Bruce Willis saying that due to the addition of the team of bloated villains eating the world’s food, all three expendables units now need to join forces to take down the fat-asses and rescue the captured girls.

Little did Bruce Willis know but along with team “fat bad guys” lead by “the most interesting man in the world” is a rogues gallery of other villains waiting and watching the eating contest. These bad guys include: Jeremy Irons, Mark Strong, William Forsythe, Crispin Glover, Christopher Waltz, Daniel Day Lewis, Alan Rickman, Hugo Weaving, John Malkovich, Danny Huston, Jeff Fahey, Jackie Earl Haley, Christopher Walken, Jason Isaacs, Hannibal Lector, Darth Vader, Dracula, Jaws (the shark not the bond character), Chucky, Michael Myers (the killer not the comedian), The Wicked Witch of the West, Ving Rhames, Palpatine, a Predator, Lex Luthor, Glenn Close, and Joel Shcumacher.

It looks like all is lost for our 3 expendables teams….until the arrival of a 4th retired Expendables team with:

Lead – Clint Eastwood
#2 – Sean Connery
Speedy Asian – CGI Bruce Lee
A-hole – CGI Charles Bronson
Tough Philosopher – Tommy Lee Jones
Big Guy/Gun – Michele Rodriguez
Sacrificing Old Guy – Jesus


Expendables 3

The surviving members from the 4 Expendables teams mentioned above make a super-team for another mission in this third installment…The quest to find Mr. T’s balls. Explosions ensue.

Epic picture. Now all we need is a pic of them 3 with jean claude van damme, then we have a SUPER EPIC PICTURE.