The Women of MACHETE KILLS

The Women of MACHETE KILLS

Sofia Vergara, Michelle Rodriguez, Alexa Vega, Amber Heard, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba and Lady Gaga. A bevy of lethal beauties are being trotted out for actioner MACHETE KILLS. Take a gander!

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By ComicBookMovie - Jul 23, 2013 09:07 AM EST
Filed Under: Action


In the sequel, the U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space. He just happens to meet these hotties along the way...



Michelle Rodriguez plays Shé in MACHETE KILLS. She is the Latino hottie who has made a name for herself as a sexy, yet kick-ass action starlet. At one time saying she was lesbian (maybe to further her chosen persona?), now she says she's not gay and is into dudes. To tell you the truth, we didn't mind either way.


Sofia Vergara plays Desdemona, but you may know her as ditzy yet busty MILF from hit tv show Modern Family. While that gig may have thrust her into mega-stardom, those of us who girl watch have been turned on to her hotness for a much longer time.


We first took note of Amber Heard in Pinapple Express and Zombieland, since then she has made her mark in many other breakout roles. The part in MACHETE KILLS is sure to be yet another.


Vanessa Hudgens is Cereza in MACHETE KILLS. This petite pretty made her fame in Disney's High School Musical but got our attention with a few naughty selfies on the internet. Since then she's thrown off any affiliation with the family friendly crowd by her selection of sultry roles in movies like Sucker Punch and Spring Breakers.


Alexa Vega was the original spy kid, but has obviously grown up quite a bit since then.


Jessica Alba has been on the babe radar for a long time. Sin City was the comic book movie that made us sit up in our theater seats. That was a long time ago, but from the looks of her in MACHETE KILLS, age and having babies hasn't harmed this babe's beautiful bod!


Lady Gaga... She's in the movie too, but yeah, we know most people think she's not really that hot, and may even be a dude. But hey, she likes to show off the wares, and this pic doesn't look too bad.

MACHETE KILLS is in theaters October 11th, 2013


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Minato
Minato - 7/23/2013, 10:42 AM
Vergara> Alba> Hudgens> Rodriguez> Vega> Heard>>>>>>>>






Gaga
Googs
Googs - 7/23/2013, 10:42 AM
Albas legs go on for miles. jesus.
BlindJustice
BlindJustice - 7/23/2013, 10:49 AM
Yeesh. These pics might give Gusto a heart attack!
jachong201
jachong201 - 7/23/2013, 10:49 AM
@2Challa Lmao
l0rdleg0las
l0rdleg0las - 7/23/2013, 10:52 AM
What is the appeal of Hudgens? Is it the disney girl gone dirty aura because I don't find her attractive. Not even her selfies did anything for me.

Hudgens>Gaga>Rodriguez>Vega>ALBA>Vergara>Heard
Luker
Luker - 7/23/2013, 10:54 AM
That's the chick from Spy Kids??
I don't even understand.
SimyJo
SimyJo - 7/23/2013, 10:57 AM
Phhroaaah!, look at Alba's milfy-long legs!.

*jizzes uncontrollably all over his fur*
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 7/23/2013, 11:01 AM
WOMEN ARE GETTING HOTTER....

fortycals
fortycals - 7/23/2013, 11:03 AM
Sofia, alba, and rodriguez at the sam damn time. My meat could fall of after that and I wouldn't even care.
BlackPhillip
BlackPhillip - 7/23/2013, 11:14 AM
Alba and Heard are my picks.
CherryBomb
CherryBomb - 7/23/2013, 11:15 AM
Lady GaGa is a beautiful woman.
PhoenixKing
PhoenixKing - 7/23/2013, 11:20 AM
Gaga is actually beautiful...

teinen
teinen - 7/23/2013, 11:20 AM
@l0rdlegolas really? Have you ever been around or made physical contact with a real life remotely attractive women? I love it when Internet commenters have opinions on the hotness of famous women when they will never get a girl even approaching that level of hotness. Pretty easy to split hairs when all you have to compare one hot movie star is a hotter movie star.
Gamera623
Gamera623 - 7/23/2013, 11:21 AM
Theres something really sexy about Lady Gaga.

Heres mine
Alexa Vega > Lady Gaga > Amber Heard > Vanessa Hudgens > Jessica Alba > Sofia Vergara > Michelle Rodriguez
ParisSun
ParisSun - 7/23/2013, 11:21 AM
No one is going to see this movie for it's ridiculous plot. You get to see some over the top killing and a bunch of hot chicks.


Sold!
teinen
teinen - 7/23/2013, 11:22 AM
@PhoenixKing and photoshop really works. Although I have seen pics of that ass looking good.
GoILL
GoILL - 7/23/2013, 11:22 AM
KINGPEN266FBA
KINGPEN266FBA - 7/23/2013, 11:22 AM
NO GAGA IS NOT SMH U HAVE NO TASTE
ImaNerd
ImaNerd - 7/23/2013, 11:22 AM
Get list
1)A ticket
2)lotion
3)tissues
KINGPEN266FBA
KINGPEN266FBA - 7/23/2013, 11:23 AM
I WOULD STILL HIT DAT ASS THO
ParisSun
ParisSun - 7/23/2013, 11:24 AM
Agreed @teinan, unless you are gay (not being derogative), no man is throwing any of these women, including Gaga, out of their bed.
Gamera623
Gamera623 - 7/23/2013, 11:25 AM
@teinen
Thats the old "Id like to see you do better" argument.
I cant play football worth a damn...I think I am still allowed to say if a player is good or sucks.

If someone's job is to be hot and sexy then the public is allowed to critique them on their looks.
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 7/23/2013, 11:31 AM
Stacked, Stacked, Stacked. Yes indeed.
GoILL
GoILL - 7/23/2013, 11:42 AM
Ask and you shall receive FIRG.

GoILL
GoILL - 7/23/2013, 11:47 AM
@batz11

Very nice.
breakUbatman
breakUbatman - 7/23/2013, 11:58 AM


@Goill

Watch out you might cause SJP-gate :)

GoILL
GoILL - 7/23/2013, 12:01 PM
@cipher and breakUbatman

LOL just giving the people what they want. ;)
CherryBomb
CherryBomb - 7/23/2013, 12:06 PM
Lady GaGa is hella sexy.


teinen
teinen - 7/23/2013, 12:06 PM
@Gamera623 ok well even if you can't play football I'd have to assume that in order to have an opinion on whether you like a player or not, you're watching some sort or professional or semi- pro game made up of able players. So saying you like one player over another is fine because you're judging professionals! They're all good! These gals are all hot! If it was movie star A-E and a random hog beast is F, then that's one thing. But if you had to draft players to team and you had a choice between the worst player on the field or an average joe, who would you pick?
teinen
teinen - 7/23/2013, 12:08 PM
@batz11 yeah, no idea why anybody would be into that. I don't even need too zoom in on my phone to know that girl is a winner.
GoILL
GoILL - 7/23/2013, 12:17 PM
@Firgosaurus

No problem bro.
Bread
Bread - 7/23/2013, 12:21 PM
gaikinger
gaikinger - 7/23/2013, 12:23 PM
GaGa got fat though
pesmerga44
pesmerga44 - 7/23/2013, 12:25 PM
When did the little girl from Spy Kids become such a smoking hot I mean damn. Vega is one sexy woman.
BritishMonkey
BritishMonkey - 7/23/2013, 12:34 PM
If somehow for some unlikely crazy reason this film turns out to be bad (which I doubt it will) I'll be happy just for seeing Alexa Vega in it. Yup.
ParisSun
ParisSun - 7/23/2013, 12:52 PM
Some of you guys are acting like Gaga is a dirt bomb. No one is saying she's Jessica Alba but it's not like she's Sarah Jessica Parker or Shailene Woodley (ouch, yes I did).
Gamera623
Gamera623 - 7/23/2013, 1:20 PM
Everybody got different tastes.
Y'all think Im nuts but I'll go on record and say
Gaga > Shailene > SJP > Alba
Alba aint all that.
l0rdleg0las
l0rdleg0las - 7/23/2013, 2:10 PM
@Teinen

Damn dude! Sorry I insulted you personally because Hudgens doesn't do anything for me. I didn't come out and call her trash or something, I just don't find her that attractive. Since when is an opinion a cause for flipping the [frick] out. I'm sure every female celebrity doesn't fit into the category of hot for you.
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