"Man of Steel: Turn Off The Light" - Superman wants to find his place in the world, and after working as a bartender, he wants to dance. He dances on stage until a tragedy happens and Zod dies. The end.
"Rentman" - Sony crossover: I star in a movie where I fight the people that won't give me rent.
"Rentman vs. Superman: Fifty Shades of Wayne" - After Superman snapped Zod's neck, the city of Metropolis is devastated, as well as Batman. Batman wants to fight Superman now and they rumble. Then, Superman screams MARTHA and Batman gets an erection. At the end, they eat popcorn and watch scary movies. POST CREDITS SCENE: They get married and form a dark, gritty reboot of The Ambigiously Gay Duo.
"Wonder WoMan" - A transgender doofus fights horses and jars of urine.
"The Hot-Flash" - An old man becomes pregnant and gets hot in the worst possible way. He faces an enemy like no other.
"The Ambiguosly Gay Duo, Part 1" - Need I say more? POST CREDIT SCENE: A scientist is hit by lightning, and falls into a vat of ass deodorant.
"Swamp-Ass-Thing: The Slump Buster Strikes Back" Directed by Brian Quinn, a scientist afflicted with hellish swamp ass (a sweaty badonkadonk) goes to save the day. Ass deodorant sold separately.
"Hot-Flash: Jar Jar Binks and the Quest for Peace" - You read that right. The Hot-Flash accidentally runs into the Star Wars universe, and goes on a gay adventure.
"The Ambiguosly Gay Duo, Part 2" - The Slump Buster comes to destroy a few parts of the basement. He sends little minions called Clunt Babies to help. The league must form and that's that. POST CREDIT SCENE: They all forget the keys, get back into the kitchen, and slip on jelly.
