Why BATMAN V SUPERMAN is DOOMED And The DCEU Is OVER

Why BATMAN V SUPERMAN is DOOMED And The DCEU Is OVER

With Batman V Superman's new trailer cementing it's reputation as a terrible follow-up, I have a few words to say about it.

Editorial Opinion
By fruitsnax - Dec 03, 2015 02:12 PM EST
Filed Under: Batman vs. Superman
With Man of Steel being one of the biggest cinematic travesties since "Interview with a Vampire" it looks as if Batman V Superman will cement the DCEU into ruin.  The recent trailer for BvS just proves how little the film makers know of the character, and being a 20-something pseudo film critic, I have a LOT of things to say.

 
1. BATMAN DOESN'T USE GUNS WB.
 
One of the first thing WB and Zach Snyder gets wrong is that BATMAN DOESN'T USE GUNS. WHEN HAS BATMAN EVER USED A GUN? It's simply poor film making and I feel as if Snyder doesn't get the basic rules of Batman. Even in my all-time favorite batman story, The Dark Knight Returns, batman doesnt use a gun once! That's one strike out for Batman V Superman. 

 
2. LEX LUTHOR ISN'T MENACING
 
Keep in mind, I've only seen Eisenberg's performance in Rio, and that DOESN'T inspire any confidence in me. Am I to expect WB to cast some CHILDREN'S movie actor? What terrible casting! He acted like a total spazz in the movie too! Is this Lex Luthor or Lex... Joker!? Who knows!? Another strike out for Batman V Superman.

 
3. IT'S NOT CONNECTED TO NOLANVERSE?
 
Wait, wait. This movie isn't connected to The Dark Knight? I loved that movie! Instead it's connected to... Man of.... Murder more like it! Why wouldn't they connect it!? I hate that they connected this to that trash movie, man of steel It's clearly just going to end the DCEU.
 
 

4. IT'S NOT MARVEL
 
Not that i'm super into marvel or whatever but not being a marvel movie? already another negative strike against the movie.


5. BATMAN'S VOICE

Not gravelly enough! Final strike out for Batman V Superman!





Well, that's my editorial! I have a ton of important business to get on with my sick better than yours you dc sucker life! Keep in mind, this isn't a Marvel Studios vs WB thing. Also, HAHA WB IS AWFUL LONG LIVE MARVEL STUDIOS!
 
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GothamsViper
GothamsViper - 12/3/2015, 2:55 PM
Does this site even have mods? What a train wreck this website is.

Just awful.
anarchopunk98
anarchopunk98 - 12/3/2015, 2:56 PM
obvious troll is obvious how about we just ignore this and not start the 'flame war' this guy wanted
Itsbeenfun
Itsbeenfun - 12/3/2015, 2:57 PM
Damn what an idiot lol.
Superheromoviefan
Superheromoviefan - 12/3/2015, 2:59 PM
Pretty obivius attempt to make marvel fans look stupid.
LEVITIKUZ
LEVITIKUZ - 12/3/2015, 3:01 PM
Batman doesn't use guns

Damn right. If only Nolan was doing this film.





I mean Burton



Uh I mean Rocksteady

Desr0w
Desr0w - 12/3/2015, 3:03 PM
I was expecting a satire article...

JoJo1982
JoJo1982 - 12/3/2015, 3:04 PM
This article is pathetic!!! Lol

Thanx for the laugh though
EricBorder
EricBorder - 12/3/2015, 3:07 PM
Ghostpointzero
Ghostpointzero - 12/3/2015, 3:12 PM
comic book movie is becoming 4chan the second coming. I don't think anyone here actually takes this site seriously anymore.

Darkknight2149
Darkknight2149 - 12/3/2015, 3:32 PM
That's not a gun. At least not a traditional lethal gun with bullets, which is what Batman has a strict rule not using. Batman has absolutely NO problem using non-lethal guns or guns that are more gadgets than they are weapons (such as an EMP). This whole misconception only exists because people take the phrase "no guns" too literally.



CrappyNappy
CrappyNappy - 12/3/2015, 3:33 PM
All the idiots on here don't recognize satire when they see it. He

"Man of murder"

"Batman doesn't use guns in TDKR"

and as for fruitsnax

CrappyNappy
CrappyNappy - 12/3/2015, 3:34 PM
@LEVITIKUZ

Robby
Robby - 12/3/2015, 5:40 PM
xDDDDDD
I CAN'T STAHP LAFFING!!
dapug88
dapug88 - 12/3/2015, 5:44 PM
This guy is an idiot plain and simple! I still don't get why people can't like both Marvel and DC? I love the marvel movies and DC. The dark knight trilogy was amazing and man of steel was good. I'm not a marvel fanboy nor am I a DC fanboy, I'm a CBM fanboy. I want both marvel and DC to make great movies because ultimately the fans win that way. I'm all for healthy competition and can't wait for all the comic book movies to come out next year.
Pasto
Pasto - 12/3/2015, 6:41 PM
Yuh got me
sinsear912
sinsear912 - 12/3/2015, 7:31 PM
@fruitsnax i feel you man!
tonytony
tonytony - 12/3/2015, 9:10 PM
where are the [frick]ing mods on this site? This is another article by ballz These are the disney/marvel employees on this site scared of bvs so writing bs like this
acethecloak
acethecloak - 12/3/2015, 9:16 PM
In your favourite book batman uses a gun to save a baby.
DarthNihilus
DarthNihilus - 12/4/2015, 4:53 AM
This article..

Darktower
Darktower - 12/5/2015, 4:27 AM



Robby
Robby - 12/7/2015, 8:38 PM
Damn my comment is horrible.
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