Well, that new Civil War trailer dropped earlier last week. Needless to say... It was a groundbreaking experience that I can say I have only had one other in my life. I literally cried tears of joy as I saw Spider-Man leap down upon that wrecked car. Seeing Spider-Man FINALLY in the correct hands gave me a near orgasmic feeling.
Being the expert fan-fiction artist I am, I know true excellent writing. However, when I saw Deadpool's success, I became somewhat enraged. You see, Deadpool shows what is absolutely wrong with comics today. He is a garbage character that has NO RIGHT to exist. Being the massive fan of the true X-Men, it was appalling to see Deadpool's success.
So much so.. that I considered ending my life. It was a very serious moment for me. I had to take a moment to cool down and play Shadow of the Colossus to calm my nerves. But I couldn't get it out of my head. That was until, Spider-Man appeared in the Civil War trailer.
Spider-Man's appearance in the Civil War trailer proved to me that the Russo Brothers have crafted the best Spider-Man on screen yet. Every subtle detail was captured in that trailer proving to me that the Spider-Man there.. was perfect. So much so that I even felt.. an attraction to this Spider-Man.
It's hard to express my feelings, but the MCU has proven what professional and perfect storytelling is. So I am very happy and excited to see Spider-Man back in the hands of the CORRECT people. No more Sony-man tampering that the last GARBAGE franchise had.
Needless to say, with my professional expertise in writing, I feel that soon I should be hired by Marvel to write their scripts! So if you know anyone at Marvel, give me a mention. I might have a great treatment set up for a Captain Marvel movie THAT DOES NOT USE HER TERRIBLE NEW COSTUME
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