For [frick]'s sake, mates, can we just let it sink in that this HORENDOUS piece of shit of a film, passed BVS, a movie with Batman AND Superman, in the box office, becoming number 1.
Let that sink in....deep into your dick and bones....just feel the stupidity of the movie-going crowd who want to waste their precious time on this earth seeing Mellisa McFatty falling down...
Did you, well what do you think? what outcome did you come up with?
Exactly.
THE BOSS
MICKEUS' CRAZY WANKER REVIEW
Now, LISTEN, okay? I am a crazy irish wanker (hence the title) and i want to feed the stupidity inside me with stupid and shitty films. Hell, i saw Jack and Jill and that was a lovely treat, for my retardation.
But [frick]in' hell, right? When i saw Mellisa McUnfunny...um..-Carthy's latest film, Spy, i had diarrhea for 2 DAYS, that shit didn't go well on my stomach.
Now, this movie is what other McCarthy movies are like: Her falling down, saying 'asshole' 'dick' '[frick]' 'shit', like what? If you're gonna be crude and annoying, atleast be funny about it.
Take Superbad for example, a perfectly good funny movie about highschool years, what's wrong with that?
It was funny, and had curse words, plenty.
So, why does this suck? Why? Why?
Cause it isn't funny, and McCarthy's presence is annoying as [frick]. The jokes are dumb and half-assed, the movie's plot is generic as [frick], you can only have so many boners with Kristen Bell before you get bored, and Ben Falcone is only getting his shitty scripts made, because his wife is this somehow popular bitch, who got lucky.
Well, that's the world for ya, mate. That's the bloody world for ya twats!
Now, this was quite a short review, i apoligize, as i am working on other reviews for ya, lads.
Not really, i am gonna peel my eyes off and kill myself after this shit.