First, to good old  JoeMomma , I would give him this hoodie which would surely put him fangirling till death.
To always weird 
 Pasto , I know you will have some fun times with this cell phone case you
I am sure that 
 BatmanHeisenberg  will have some wacky foreplay with this "Los Pollos Hermanos" T-shirt, please don't kill anybody
 
To 
 Josh Wilding , here is Amazing Spider Man #669 with the variant cover featuring Dan Slott.
 RorMachine , I saw this sticker and it seems like it would be perfect for you
 batz , you are a crazy psycho, have fun with this fake Gene Simmons tongue
To 
nibs, you are a big green lantern fan don't you? Here is the right gift for you
 
My great friend 
 jerryBlake , I know you have trouble with girls but I am sure this tie will help you hook them.
  
To 
 Jacky , you old sport, here is the whole Scary movie collection.
 Prime , know you're a DBZ fan, have a wigstastic christmas
To 
McNyagano, here is this beatiful cologne so you can go out with the confidence of the god of thunder
I cannot forget 
 jlabatman , here have this Dora the explorer watch, it is a limited edition
 
To 
 OmegaDaGod , this hat
  
 cipher , you're a special one, even so I found the perfect gift for you.
  
To 
 Nomis , you don't have to thank me for this but here is a Tony Romo sculpture, you can put it whereever you want.
 
To 
 Trudy , I know we have our differences but in this time of sharing I decided to give you something you would really like. Here, enjoy it.
To 
 Remy  here is this backpack that I think is awesome
 
 Jollem , didn't know what you would like so I found this soap dispenser, hope you enjoy it and find it useful
 
 Batmaniac , I'm sure you will see the world with new eyes now.
  
 Grif , not much could be said here, the gift says it all.
  
To 
 Doom , who I didn't initially forgot, here is the perfect gift to stop being intimidated by the Thing.
I know 
 b&y  will enjoy this magnificent toilet seat
  
JoJo, you're probably getting the best gift of the lot. A super comfortable and awesome Nic Cage pillow!!! sweet dreams!
 
AND FINALLY!!!!!
Last but not least, we all love you... 
 Gusto 
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Happy Holydays to everyone, bring 2014 on!!!