I have good news for all you muggles out there, for the first time, you don't have to be Harry Potter or a descendant of Salazar Slytherin to become a Parselmouth. I'm sure I don't have to remind all you muggles how rare and impressive it is to be able to speak Parseltongue. Which we all know is the language of the serpent-based creatures. This new app will make all your snake talking dreams come true. I'm gonna try this app next time I talk to my lawyer. Enjoy!
(Parseltongue Translator)