My Review of GNARDIANS OF THE GALAXY PART 1 NSFW

My Review of GNARDIANS OF THE GALAXY PART 1 NSFW

My review of the first part of the porn parody of Guardians of the Galaxy
Very much NSFW

Review Opinion
By Furiosa - Apr 03, 2015 12:04 PM EST



Gnardians of the Galaxy opens with a hilarious version of the "I'm Star-Lord" "Who?" Star-Lord, Korath scene, but in this version they are called "Star-Load" and "Kokrath", after this it then introduces the rest of the "Gnardians", Gamwhora, Crax the Dickstroyer, Rocket Raccooch and Groin. It turns out to be a surprisingly competent parody of the film, all things considered.
There is a hilariously silly version of Hooked on a Feeling, that immediately sells the film, it makes you want to get up and cheer, move of the year, movie of the year!!!!!! In fact, i did exactly that, and that is certainly a fact, ain't no arguing with that, jack. This parody will become legendary, almost as legendary as Star-Load, it really is that good, it is a heart-warming, breathtaking and majestic achievement in the realm of pornographic films parodying popular film franchises. I could not recommend this masterpiece highly enough. Never in my entire life have i received such a glorious erection than when i watched this highly arousing piece of pornographic art. My favorite scene was when Star-Load inserted his penis into Gamwhoras vagina. I also really enjoyed the scene where Rocket Raccooch inserted Groin into her vagina. 10/10 would fap again.
sorry if the review was bad i'm new at this guys
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Hulksta
Hulksta - 4/3/2015, 3:48 PM
Abary
Abary - 4/3/2015, 6:06 PM
I'm watching the real Guardians Of The Galaxy now, but I was planning to watch this after it. This looks good.
MarkyMarkRises
MarkyMarkRises - 4/5/2015, 7:52 PM
Now I would enjoy this type of GOTG movie
MarkyMarkRises
MarkyMarkRises - 4/5/2015, 7:53 PM
@Nomis get in here
MarkyMarkRises
MarkyMarkRises - 4/5/2015, 7:53 PM
@Jollem
MarkyMarkRises
MarkyMarkRises - 4/5/2015, 7:53 PM
@jcamer0n
MarkyMarkRises
MarkyMarkRises - 4/5/2015, 7:53 PM
can someone help me? I'm trying to get people in here who would make this thread interesting
MarkyMarkRises
MarkyMarkRises - 4/5/2015, 7:55 PM
@DCGuy
MarkyMarkRises
MarkyMarkRises - 4/5/2015, 7:59 PM
" I also really enjoyed the scene where Rocket Raccooch inserted Groin into her vagina. 10/10 would fap again."

I'm literally dying from laughter
MarkyMarkRises
MarkyMarkRises - 4/5/2015, 7:59 PM
Dirk Diggler will play Star-Lord in the sequel, GNARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2
Wannabe
Wannabe - 4/7/2015, 1:06 PM
"Crax the Dickstroyer"

Can't... Breathe...
MrBatmor
MrBatmor - 4/7/2015, 1:11 PM
*mind blows* ... And just like that the old CBM is back again
ThedamnBatman
ThedamnBatman - 4/8/2015, 11:08 AM
WTF? We're doin porn reviews now? lmao

TheMadman
TheMadman - 4/10/2015, 2:18 PM
Honestly I have no idea why I clicked this.
PsychoManiacJacky
PsychoManiacJacky - 4/14/2015, 8:53 PM
CRACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
CyclopsWasRight
CyclopsWasRight - 4/16/2015, 6:23 PM
This is like major #tbt, porn reviews in CBM? HAHAH
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