Marge Simpson Bares All for Playboy

Marge Simpson Bares All for Playboy

Two can play at that game, Mrs. Robinson...

By thwhtGuardian - Oct 09, 2009 05:10 PM EST
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Source: yahho news

In an announcement that's sure to have millions of anime porn fiends dancing in the street Playboy has stated that Marge Simpson is their newest celebrity centerfold. So if you've ever wanted to flip through a magazine and see a cartoon character you grew up with posing in a nightgown, here's your chance. To some people's disapointment however she will not be appearing in the nude, but rather she will, in fact, be in a nightgown. The only question remaining now is why?

The answer to that question is clear to anyone who has watched the show evolve over the years: the old girl is just running out of steam. I'm not being harsh to the Simpsons it happens sooner or later to every sitcom, from friends to sienfield they all eventually fade away. You have to give the writers some credit though they’re doing everything they can to keep the show vibrant.Unfortunately the show has been on for over twenty years and it’s become really repetitive.

The announcement states that Marge is doing something that would make Bart the the proudest kid in school but for me...it's more than a little awkward. I mean I've grown up with the Simpsons, I'm practically part of the family it's like seeing my own on mom on the cover of Playboy. Is this really the solution to sagging ratings and a loss of social relevance??

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Kyos
Kyos - 10/9/2009, 5:49 PM
Urm... right...
supermarioworldE
supermarioworldE - 10/9/2009, 8:59 PM
EWWW. The Simpsons is my favorite tv show, but this is just a new low. Marge?!!! Are you kidding me?!! I grew up with The Simpsons as well. Frankly, seeing a woman who resembles every mom in the world, and put in a playboy magazine is just disgusting. These must be hard economic times
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/9/2009, 9:20 PM
yeah, first mrs. brady now this
THEHAWK
THEHAWK - 10/9/2009, 11:57 PM
...................................................................................................................................................?
legionbecks
legionbecks - 10/10/2009, 1:24 AM
hmmm what the hell, so hef had no one else he can pay to be naked on hic megazine come on, he could have atleast paid a bum on the road to be naked on his megazine ;p. just saying lmao.
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 10/10/2009, 10:40 AM
Well, she does look kinda hot with her hair tied back;)

Buy seriously, this is a bit weird. It would be different if it was Lois from Family Guy or something but The Simpsons is...The Simpsons!
THEHAWK
THEHAWK - 10/10/2009, 10:54 AM
?........What?
TheLivingWeapon
TheLivingWeapon - 10/10/2009, 10:56 AM
i wonder how long it takes before the sex tape comes out aswel
ThoroughbredSteele0
ThoroughbredSteele0 - 10/10/2009, 10:58 AM
I wish they would have done this instead of cartmans mom. that was an unexpected and gut wrenching surprise.
TheLivingWeapon
TheLivingWeapon - 10/10/2009, 11:00 AM
@ThoroughbredSteele0

oh yea lool

will simpsons go that low? well this is a start
SoulAllFlush
SoulAllFlush - 10/10/2009, 11:01 AM
anime porn is rubbish and pointless, Hentai is twisted and ineffective. You have to be quite a social outcast to find it arousing or fulfilling.
TheLivingWeapon
TheLivingWeapon - 10/10/2009, 11:04 AM
@SoulAllFlush - anime porn? hmm dn they just love rape? a lil creepy..buh u never hear of a jappanease rapist hmm
Abtrotta
Abtrotta - 10/10/2009, 11:15 AM
i think its cool... think about it they are probably going to cover up the goods anyway like when some a listers pose...come on guys i really doubt they would show Marges vagina.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 10/10/2009, 11:19 AM


Good ol' HEFF! : D
RemiMartini
RemiMartini - 10/10/2009, 11:23 AM
So Playboy is focusing on cartoons now because they can't get any real celebrities? Wow. Playboy and Simpsons both need to call it quits.

Besides Lois from "Family Guy" is WAY hotter
Abtrotta
Abtrotta - 10/10/2009, 11:24 AM
i think its cool... think about it they are probably going to cover up the goods anyway like when some a listers pose...come on guys i really doubt they would show Marges vagina.
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 11:54 AM
it's very serious...and I'm very glad we don't have to see any cartoon poon
lc
lc - 10/10/2009, 1:20 PM
@leee rite that eougth i have said this way to many time dont make me kick you fat ass!!,and ewwwwwwwwwww wtf are ppl thinkin of doin this to the simpsons soooo bloody worng ffs!!
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 1:23 PM
Who'd stop you program?
JoshWilding
JoshWilding - 10/10/2009, 1:26 PM
Ok, so this is kinda wierd...still, im sure a lot odd people out there will love this news!
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 1:31 PM
all's the pitty josh, this just fuels more mediocrity.

and program, some of us lobbied to keep you here despite your faults so I wouldn't go flaunting it lest you be thrown out again.
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 1:54 PM
wow...I think that was rather uncalled for
Betty
Betty - 10/10/2009, 1:58 PM
Could someone give him a virus please?
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 2:00 PM
For real betty, all I said was to be careful. I thought it was a polite reminder. I was for forgiving him before, jeez, kids these days.
Betty
Betty - 10/10/2009, 2:02 PM
a bad one. Yeah, I was all for forgiving him too. Well not anymore.
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 2:06 PM
c'est la vie I guess. I'm not going to let it spoil my day, I made front page. ::Fist pump::
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 2:17 PM
lol see I could see Lois being in playboy, she's a regular tart...but Marge, she just wouldn't do that to us.
RemiMartini
RemiMartini - 10/10/2009, 2:42 PM
Couldn't you just draw it yourself? I mean come on it's not like she's really detailed or anything
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 3:04 PM
heh, yeah it's an all around odd choice.
HeyVanity
HeyVanity - 10/10/2009, 3:20 PM
Looks like program just wants some attention... He's probably 12 and gets molested on a regular basis. It's rather sad actually. Poor kid :(

Perhaps it'd just be easier to ignore him and let him disappear on his own once he finds out that we won't make up for the attention his daddy just never gave him...
JoshWilding
JoshWilding - 10/10/2009, 3:30 PM
ProgramResurected: What is your [frick]ing problem man!?! If you're going to come on this site and just act like an asshole and make disgusting comments about someone beig killed whilst they're fighting in a damn warzone then just stay off this site you little jerk.
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 3:44 PM
It's really odd behavior. I almost want to believe this is some new asshole, simply because his previous apology to multi about the bomb thing seemed legit. I mean he took the time to actually write it out using proper grammar and spelling.

But perhaps I'm just giving him to much credit.
JoshWilding
JoshWilding - 10/10/2009, 3:51 PM
thwhtGuardian: I cant actually believe it - TheProgram used to be a decent CBM user but he suddenly made that comment to MULTI out of the blue and now he's acting like a real douchebag!!!
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 4:07 PM
it's all very strange
JoshWilding
JoshWilding - 10/10/2009, 4:13 PM
thewhtGuardian: So, was TheProgram banned for his comments to MULTI?
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 4:19 PM
I don't know, I guess he was if he felt the need to creat a new handle. Or else perhaps he wasn't and choose to change his like I did mine. Only Galactus knows.
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 4:21 PM
good point program, I missed that. glad to see you're still on the straight and narrow.
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 10/10/2009, 4:29 PM
I believe you man, like I said I was having a hard time thinking you'd do it, you seemed honestly apologetic the last time you slipped. I wonder who would want to frame you up like that?
Kyos
Kyos - 10/10/2009, 4:33 PM
Yeah, I haven't seen any results on the ban poll - how did the mighty Galactus decide?

If ProgramResurected is indeed the same user as TheProgram and Resurection than he can go [frick] himself. He kind of had my sympathies after his apology, but enough is enough. Still, the whole thing is kind of fishy. Remember the days Ozymandias started to act like an asshole out of the blue (the whole little brother affair)? Who can know for sure what's up with people who write things on message boards? After all, this is the internet...

Again, I think it's great how there are so very few incidents like this on this page. Though there are plenty of disputes and debates, compared to other sites cbm.com is truly a place of intellect and civility...




...and boobs. I love it here! ;)
HeyVanity
HeyVanity - 10/10/2009, 4:33 PM
Ahh ok.. My apologies real Program. The fake one, however...
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