Twilight Fans Get Punked

Twilight Fans Get Punked

I swore I'd never post a Twilight article on CBM, but this was just too good to pass up. Twilight fans show up to what they think is the red carpet premiere of "Twilight New Moon" only to discover that they are not going to be seeing Twilight, but instead will be forced into a vampire intervention.

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By ComicBookMovie - Nov 25, 2009 08:11 AM EST
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DTLSinger
DTLSinger - 11/25/2009, 8:41 AM
OH...MY.....GOD!!!!!!!! this was FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!! the 3 Frat guys screaming Team Jacob... WTF! this is amazing i wish i had thought of it!
Betty
Betty - 11/25/2009, 8:50 AM
I like the girl in the end that keeps saying bologna. I mean who says that these days? And in the beginning you can hear some of the guys go, yes!
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 11/25/2009, 8:53 AM
lmao, amazing!..But they should have shown a movie, Near Dark or something!
peterparker420
peterparker420 - 11/25/2009, 9:05 AM
AWESOME!! REAL VAMPIRES HAVE FANGS! SUPER FUNNY!
Betty
Betty - 11/25/2009, 9:10 AM
Ror--or a one act play version of New Moon. Performed really badly of course.
selinakyle
selinakyle - 11/25/2009, 9:11 AM
:hang:
KaosofDGP
KaosofDGP - 11/25/2009, 9:13 AM
Greatest [frick]ING thing I've ever seen. Awsome
Ryden
Ryden - 11/25/2009, 9:15 AM
Hilarious, should have gassed them all...that'd show them...
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 11/25/2009, 9:26 AM
Yeah Betty, that would work..although, how much worse can the performances be?
Spilox
Spilox - 11/25/2009, 9:28 AM
They will rape you in your sleep!
Reaction: WOOH WOOOOOOOH!
ThisFan
ThisFan - 11/25/2009, 9:30 AM
this was great
A7
A7 - 11/25/2009, 9:36 AM
shoulda locked the doors and set the building on fire
TheJester
TheJester - 11/25/2009, 9:41 AM
Oh man, GOLD.
Shaman
Shaman - 11/25/2009, 9:51 AM
What? No firing squad?!?!?!
luffycapri
luffycapri - 11/25/2009, 9:53 AM
that was funny
selinakyle
selinakyle - 11/25/2009, 9:54 AM
fotc....a lot of twilight fans are middle aged housewives
InFamouslyCool
InFamouslyCool - 11/25/2009, 9:58 AM
Twilights New Moon was better than - PUSH, Dragonball Evolution, X-Men SnOrigins: Wolverine!, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Crap, Whiteout, and Surrogates.
selinakyle
selinakyle - 11/25/2009, 9:59 AM
ok IFC...stop smoking that cheap stuff.
Shaman
Shaman - 11/25/2009, 10:07 AM
Well... i don't think IFC is that far off the mark. I'll be seeing it on friday so we'll see. It still doesn't meen it was any good. After all, a fart is better than a turd.
InFamouslyCool
InFamouslyCool - 11/25/2009, 10:10 AM
...are you following me?! ahahahahaha.. this video was hilarious. if done in NYC there might have been a little drama. making people pay for transportation and buying food.. it might have went down differently. ahahahahaha

MsKyle2009, if you liked any of the above films you should be looked down upon instead of the nutty twilight fans. ahahahahaha..
SHHH
SHHH - 11/25/2009, 10:12 AM
Are these people serious? Twilight! Btw it did not break the THE DARK KNIGHT's opening weekend! Priceless.
StephenOfIreland
StephenOfIreland - 11/25/2009, 10:12 AM
perfect. people should post more stuff like this on this site.
yanky820
yanky820 - 11/25/2009, 10:13 AM
I LOVE IT ... GENIUS ALL THE WAY ... NICE POST
Joe6Pack74
Joe6Pack74 - 11/25/2009, 10:14 AM
Nice.
selinakyle
selinakyle - 11/25/2009, 10:19 AM
i would gladly sit through another viewing of origins than twilight. That movie was shit from start to finish.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 11/25/2009, 10:19 AM
LMAO @ CBM!!

Good call posting this, that was funny as [frick] lol!!

Heh heh, tears in me eyes! : D
Misterfan
Misterfan - 11/25/2009, 10:26 AM
5 stars punked!!!!! loved this.
StephenStrange
StephenStrange - 11/25/2009, 10:55 AM
lulz
Shaman
Shaman - 11/25/2009, 11:01 AM
MsKyle- Twilight was shit on a stick but we haevn't seen New Moon yet. A different director can make all the difference. Not judging from the critics but ya know... just sayin; :P
selinakyle
selinakyle - 11/25/2009, 11:07 AM
OH...i meant New Moon.
RockNRollCC
RockNRollCC - 11/25/2009, 11:21 AM
twilight is so much fun to make fun of! check out this parody by th people who brought u "joker interrogation spoof." its ther take on how bella's dad SHOULD have reacted. i swear, its th funniest twilight parody ever!:




and i heard new moon sucked worse than twilight. itsjustsomerandomgal said it wuz WAY TOO DEPRESSING and EMO!
shibazz
shibazz - 11/25/2009, 12:23 PM
@Torched-Oh my God!!! that Twilight parody was Hilarious!
riddlemethis09
riddlemethis09 - 11/25/2009, 12:34 PM
perfect, this is what all obsessed fans need
ElBicho
ElBicho - 11/25/2009, 12:48 PM
Best thing I've seen since FAD's rack!
Shaman
Shaman - 11/25/2009, 1:08 PM
Hey now ElBicho, if you have a pic of FAD's rack, you need to share ;)
stopdropandroll
stopdropandroll - 11/25/2009, 1:29 PM
Worst Twlight footage ever.

This was funny. Poor suckers.
PhillyHulk
PhillyHulk - 11/25/2009, 1:49 PM
yeah Elbicho cough up the goods, and this video was already posted by jazzman on the kevin smith defending twilight fans article
Set2Fallfirst
Set2Fallfirst - 11/25/2009, 2:44 PM
BEST DAY EVER thats great the chick at them she just made it for me.
BillyBlack
BillyBlack - 11/25/2009, 2:45 PM

There should be one of these in every city in the country.

And yes, it was sad to see the actual age of the sample audience. BOLOGNA!!
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