Man alive, do we have a TON of freakin'$@#$ for you. A TON OF #!#$@#$!!!! We got the Future Foundation T-Shirts! Every specific, geometrical symbol for each member! We have them for both Men And Women! Next time you take your mother along to a comic book convention, make sure she's wearing one! Ahem. We got Doctor Strange! We even got another @##@$# Silver Surfer t-shirt! Yes, they still make those! Allow me to elaborate:
The FF Mr Fantastic Symbol 30 Single T-Shirt is a soft white t-shirt adorned with Mr Fantastic's Future Foundation Symbol! Brought to you by the letter "F." Ahem. As progenitor of the fabled Fantastic Four, Mister Fantastic enjoyed dressing quantum particles in pink dresses before rendering them in the form of a steak sandwich. Yes, that's what he did! Anyway, after "Unca' Johnny" went the way of most people with the potential for mimicking the last, explosive outburst of a dying star, the Fantastic Four...was no more! But they had to continue. They just had to. And....they did. Enter: The Future Foundation! Oh, and now they offer dental! HAH!
The Dr Strange Issue #4 Cover 30 Single T-Shirt. It's creepy cool...like Doctor Strange. The guy walks into a room and you're like....terrified but unimaginably curious. Then he starts saying stuff without vowels and the room goes dark. Oh, and then something that looks like a fluorescent mushroom starts telling you about living to your potential; about the four-dimensional Hectomeat that's hanging from between your teeth. Because you ate Hectomeat last week in the form of golden sausages at the behest of Dormammu who took on the visage of your Uncle Rick . A day in the life, baby.
And now.....The Silver Surfer Cosmic Highway 30 Single T-Shirt! That's right, we managed to snag another @#$@#ing Silver Surfer Tee! Do you know how difficult that is!!?? Do you have any idea!!!??? Do you know how @#$%ing hard it is to get the Silver #$%ing Surfer to sit down in a conference room and sign off on a design? It's...it's a bitch. And there's this whole clause where Galactus gets final approval on design, production and materials and.....well, if he doesn't send a letter along with the Surfer, it's off to the FF to grab a @#$%$ing shuttle and find the planet-sized @#$$er so he can sign 50 pages of legal crap so we can all go home and print like, a thousand tees. How does Galactus sign the documents?? DON'T ASK ME THAT!!!!!!! DO NOT!!!!
Ahem. SO...lot's of cool stuff. There's even more cool stuff on the website. Yep. I wouldn't steer you wrong, friend.. Heck no. Take a look, click a link, peruse a page. It's okay to spend money here. Really. We'll certainly like you more if you do. And that's pretty important, right? Right.