Everything Wrong With PITCH BLACK In 7 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With PITCH BLACK In 7 Minutes Or Less

In honor of the release of Riddick, a movie absolutely no one was asking for, we decided to point the sin cannon at Pitch Black, the first installment of the Riddick series.

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These get less and less funny with every one.

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Yeah, these are all awful. I dunno why they're so popular.

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