Wolverine's milk moustache
Shameless film promotion. Wolverine drinks beer, beer and more beer. Sure he has strong bones, but that's only because of his adamantium skeleton. I got douche chills when I saw this.
Storm's contribution to X-Men
I didn't mind her in the first two X-Men, but this line is a classic! At truly wtf moment before wtf existed.
STORM "Do you know What happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." BOOM!
Blob's boxing match
I don't know how many people were waiting for this, but I was interested to see Wolverine go toe-to-toe with the Blob. Didn't really understand why they didn't make his fat his mutant power. I remember when they fought in the X-Men cartoon, Wolverine went to stab Blob in the stomach and his arm was sucked in, leaving Wolverine helpless. Even Wolverine's claws couldn't bust that bitch open. The Blob is a cool character...
So why the hell did they make him go from a tank destroyer to a blubbering trainwreck? (Instead of "trainwreck" was going to put "emotional bulimic", but I think trainwreck was much more clever) I have never, and hope I never again see Wolverine in boxing gloves. That was truly a stupid and surreal moment in X-Men history.
Kitty quoting Einstein to Professor X
Kitty decides to interject while Professor X is teaching a class. I believe it went down something like this.
KITTY: "But didn't Einstein say..."
ME: "KITTYSHUTTHEF***UP!"
Silver Fox and Emma Frost being sisters
This was a cheap, crowbar wrap-up to a dismal storyline, trying to make an obvious and desperate link from Wolverine to X-Men. It was just another layer of shit piled onto the already bloated pig that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Buy it on blu-ray at Amazon!
Me-ow!
Misuse of characters
Jubilee and Psylocke were probably the worst victims of this. They didn't get to exercise their powers once (At least Jones got to turn on a couple tv sets). In Psylocke's case, she was killed by the Phoenix so it's not likely we'll ever see her again. Unless the producers decide to ignore the continuity again and pretend it didn't happen.
When Colossus showed up in X2: X-Men United the theatre cheered! I got chills! It was such a great build up only to have Colossus disappear into the wall for the rest of the flick. He was drastically under-used in both X-Men sequels. Probably the most disappointing part of this particular debacle was the much anticipated fight between Colossus and Juggernaut that never was. He never really had his day in the sun is what I'm sayin'.
Angel was handled poorly as well. Ben Foster is an awesome actor and did a good job as Angel. He wasn't given a proper story or enough screen time to have even bothered.
Sabretooth's lack of character development
I defended Sabretooth's look too long before the movie came out. People would say "He doesn't look like Sabretooth!" I would say, "Oh, it's character development! They're in the Army!" There was no character development with Sabretooth.
They couldn't even change his outer look. That damn black trenchcoat stayed perfect throughout the years of assassinating (not to mention Wolverine's white tank top). Although Sabretooth was one of the redeeming qualities of the movie (which doesn't say much) the character was too much all over the place. It was retarded.
Professor X offering his school to Storm
This was the first indication that I wasn't going to enjoy X-Men: The Last Stand. Professor X tells Storm that he would like her to takeover the school when he's gone. Foreshadowing!
The one other scene in a movie I could compare this to is Kids from 1995, when Telly gives that girl AIDS at the end. Yeah, that's pretty much the equivalent to this scene.
The real Legacy Virus is Halle Berry's legacy as Storm.
Deadpool
I don't even have to say anything about Deadpool because everything I could say has been said and there's no one out there with have a brain that would dare disagree with the bald face fact that this Deadpool was a [frick]ing travesty!
Multiple Deaths/Depowering/Funerals
Sabretooth went out like a chump in the first X-Men. They should have had him return as a bigger threat in the sequels.
The apparent and unexplained death of Cyclops. Who by the way, really went out like sniveling bitch. Very upsetting!
Mystique is depowered after saving Magneto from a cure dart. Although I wasn't really all that broken up over Mystique being depowered.
Then we have Professor X explode into a billion pieces, followed by a really drawn out, sappy funeral scene. Professor X should not have went out the way he did. That was handled stupidly.
Magneto being temporarily depowered by Beast was pretty sweet. I like how the cure doesn't even work at the end of the movie. The whole war and everything that happened was completely pointless.
I hated that they didn't utilize Rogue or develop her character further than they did. They just sort of tossed her aside in the third to make room for Shadowcat. I wasn't a fan of that.
The Adamantium Bullet
Bar none, the most jaw-dropping [frick]-up in comic book movie history. This left Wolverine fans all around the world dumb-founded. It was a half-assed attempt to tie-up the major loose end of Wolverine losing his memory.
Oh, and Juggernaut look like a giant penis.