Justice League-
Batman and Green Lantern are sitting in the Hall of Justice eating schawarma.
BM:
Hey, why the hell are we eating this crap again?
GL:
We wanted to be nice to Flash because he loved The Avengers movie so much, he wanted to cook the shit.
Batman and Green Lantern continue to chew their food.
BM:
… this sucks!
GL:
I know
BM:
I mean this sucks more than YOUR MOVIE did!
GL:
…I know…
BM:
…ya know what…it’s not that bad.
GL:
My movie!
BM:
No the food… this shitty ass food isn’t as bad as your movie was, I mean not even close!
GL:
…I know… but at least I’m cooler than Aquaman!
BM:
Damn straight!
They fist bump
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