Goku: Um Master Roshi
Roshi turns around towards Goku
Roshi: Yes?
Goku: Well the 22nd Tenkaichi Budokai is coming up and I was wondering if you
would train me more.
Krillin: Ooh! Can you train me for that to?
Roshi: Hmm? I’ll do it if...
Goku: If
Krillin: Oh no not his ifs
Roshi: If… you find me a girl
Goku: Alright then let’s go Krillin
Krillin: Alright let’s go
Goku and Krillin in Goku’s Capsule Corp car and they went to the city to find
master Roshi a girl.
Goku: Krillin
Krillin: Yeah?
Goku: What was your life like before you started to train with Roshi?
Krillin: Well I use to live at Orin temple in East city. I first started there
when I was four. I use to get picked on and made fun of by the older kids, but I
eventually super passed them in everything they said they were the best at.
Goes to a bar in the middle of the city. Many men citing at the bar screaming at
the bar tender. Others watch sports.
And some just sit there drinking and doing nothing. 3 men walk in. Two of them
are short. One is fatter than the other short one. The tallest is wearing a
brown fedora, a trench coat, and is hiding his suspenders witch have guns in
holsters attached to the suspenders. The tallest goes up to the bar, and pushes
someone out of his seat.
Man: Yo! Larry
Larry (bar tender): Well hello Jack what could I get for ya?
Jack: 3 beers, 1 for me, 1 for Bob and 1 for mike
Larry: Comic wright up
The doors open a girl with a lot of blue hair wearing a red ribbon on the top of
her hair, a light green belly bearing tanktop, yellow short shorts, brown
fingerless gloves and red shoes worn with green socks. She had a green shoulder
bag and it was partly open. A man came behind her trying to get in, he bumped
her by accident and the bag fell of her shoulder. She picked it up off of the
floor and as she did a 100 dollar bill came out of the bag. She walked by the
bill like it wasn’t there. All the men that saw the bill drop rushed for it.
Jack turned around and saw the girl. He got out of his chair and approached the
girl
Jack: Well hello
Girl: Hi
Jack: What’s your name?
Girl: Launch
Jack: Well “Launch” what is a pretty girl like you doing here.
Launch: Well I don’t know. I woke up and I had this green shoulder bag on me
Jack: Well I treat ya to anything you’d like
Mike: Boss, we came here to try and see if we could get anything on the wanted
criminals, not to flirt with pretty girls
Jack: Shut-up and go over there with Bob.
Launch sits next to Jack.
Launch: It’s very sweet of you to pay for the drink mister, but I don’t know
what to get, but I’m parched
Jack: How about you get a little taste of my lips sweetheart.
Jack moves in slowly. A fly flies past launches nose touching her slightest bit
with its wing. Launch bends down and sneezes. Her hair turns Blonde and she
looks furious. Launch punches Jack, and jacks go straight to the ground. Launch
gets the bag and pulls out a machine gun and shoots at the air.
Launch: Hey Jack! How about you get a little taste of my BULLETS!!
Launch shoots Jack in the lips. Launch shoots all over the place. All the men
gasping at her get beat up. She flips the bar tender into the drinks. She then
takes one of the broken glass bottles and stabs Mike and Bob with it.
Launch: Anyone else wanna call me their “sweetheart”?
Everyone else left standing runs out of the bar. Launch leaves the bar with the
shoulder bag. Launch hotwires and then gets onto a one wheeled motorcycle that
says on it “s-cargo”. As she’s driving into the desserts off ‘Brown Country” the
police start to chase her.
Policeman 1: Launch Pull over. Your rain of crime on our town is over.
Launch: Yeah wright Po Po
Launch gets her machine gun out and shoots at the police cars chasing her. The
policemen in the passenger seats fire back. Launch dodges all of the bullets.
Launch fires at the tries of one of the police cars and the police car goes
swerving to a stop. As she gets ready to shoot the tires of the other police car
her hair gets in her face and tickles her nose
Launch: Oh no not now. Ah…Ah…AHCHOO!!
Launch turns back into her good state with the blue hair. The motorcycle crashes
and Launch lays there on the ground. Meanwhile Goku and Krillin are entering
brown country about 15 miles away from Launch and the police. The police get out
of the car and start to approach Launch.
Policeman 1: Launch it’s finally time for you to go to jail for all of your
crimes.
Launch: What are you talking about?
Policeman 2: You know all the laws you have broken.
Launch: What are you talking about?
Policeman 1: Stop trying to do that “I don’t know what you’re talking about”
trick I’ve heard it a thousand times before.
Launch: Oh please don’t take me to Jail. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Really I don’t (starts to cry) Please someone help me. (Screams) HELP!!!!!
Goes to Krillin and Goku
Goku: Krillin
Krillin: Yeah
Goku; Did you hear that?
Krillin: Hear what
Launch HELP!!!
Goku: Something just like that
Krillin: Someone’s in trouble
Goku: We got to go help them
Krillin: Goku, when someone says help that indicates something dangerous is a
happening. And I don’t like dangerous.
Goku: If you don’t like dangerous you shouldn’t go to the Tenkaichi Budokai.
Besides we both have trained under the great Muten Roshi so it’s not like we
can’t fight.
Krillin: alright I’ll help
Goku speeds the Motorcycle up and they’re there in seconds. They stop behind a
rock so they can’t see them.
Goku: (whispering to Krillin) These Police officers have to be imposters
Krillin: (whispering to Goku) No duh
Goku: (whispering to Krillin) let’s go
Goku and Krillin come from behind the rock.
Goku: Leave her Alone
(Slow motion) Goku runs towards the Police officers in regular motion while
everything else is slow motion. Goku takes away the Policemen’s guns. (Regular
Motion) Goku Taps them both on the back with the guns
Goku: Hi
Goku knocks both of the policemen out with the guns. Goku and Krillin head over
to Launch
Launch: Thank you very much. I’m Launch and who are you?
Goku: Goku and that’s…
Krillin: (interrupting Goku) Krillin nice to meet you
Launch: Thank you for saving me from them
Goku/ Krillin: My pleasure
Goku: Krillin come over here
Goku Motions Krillin to the rock they were hiding behind earlier.
Goku: So you think this Girl would be good for Master Roshi
They both peek from behind the rock at Launch
Goku/ Krillin: Oh Yeah
To be continued