Hello CBMers!!!
Last one, for the fan site.
The mega sized incarceration facility, Supermax, now completed and located in parts unknown. It was built to house the greatest comic book villains to one maximum secured super structure. The villains are placed in unbreakable handcuffs (similar to what Loki had in Avengers) that dampen any superpowers for transport. They are then placed on a bus and transferred to the Supermax. But that bus tho....it's A.B.U.S (Always Busy Unloading SuperVillains) and it goes around from crime scene to crime scene removing super villains when required. It sometimes will be carrying multiple passengers and that's when strange things can happen. This story recants one of those rides.....Tale #33.
Passengers:
Bane (Tom Hardy, The Dark Knight Rises)
Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer, Batman Returns)
Bullseye (Colin Farrell, Daredevil)
Red Skull (Hugo Weaving, Captain America: The First Avenger)
Catwoman sits at the front left side one seat back from the driver. Directly across the aisle sits Bullseye, who periodically glances at Catwoman; checking her out. Two seats behind him sits Red Skull who appears to be in deep thought. Initially Bane cannot be seen, although he was supposedly picked up.
Catwoman: "Ugh! I can't believe he still had me arrested. *deepens voice* Sorry but I must. I'm Batman. *normal voice* You men deplore me, you're nothing but egotistical monsters!"
Bane: *rises slowly from the far back left seat, eyes fixed on the back of Catwoman* Speak of the devil. You know, I once broke the Batman. Snapped his back, and locked him away in an underground dungeon. Somehow, he still returned to beat me. Perhaps!! I paid that gentleman too much to ensure that Batman 'be kept alive'. Alive? Yes. But put back into better shape and stronger? When I was a resident of that prison, I was beaten by hundreds of men, made to suffer endless pain. He went there, and had a personal triumph and revelation."
Bullseye: *thick Irish accent, looking toward Catwoman* "Aye so uh, this man, uh....you, uh, you...just let em throw you into prison?"
Catwoman: "What can I say.... I really liked his.....eyebrows, so sexy. I may have nine lives like a cat, but I've also got all the luck of a black cat. Killed, fired, and dumped all at Christmas time."
Bullseye: *holding back a smile* "Aye, I see... last Christmas you gave em your heart, and the very next year, he gave it away? Ha." *only one who laughs* "Bah, good song...don't know who sings it..ha."
Bane: "That would be a song from that group WHAM. George Michaels, what a lovely singing voice."
Catwoman: *confused* "How in the..."
Bane: "Perhaps!! You are confused with how a man of my standing would know of WHAM, yes? Simple, the man who produced their albums was my father, not my real father, he merely adopted me. And perhaps!! because of WHAM, during a trip to India, we were captured, and thrown away forever to a nightmare prison."
Catwoman: "O.........K."
Bullseye : "Blimey, there's a Jerry on board...what's your story?"
Red Skull: *thick German accent* "None of you could understand my pain. I held the ultimate pover in my hand. For a moment I was a God."
Catwoman: *looks at Red skull with disgust* "And people wonder how I could call men egotistical monsters. You even look like one."
Red Skull: "Absurd. I am the improved man. One day, everyone vill look as I do. The vorld shall take notice, cut one head off, another two vill rise! Hail Hydra!!"
Bullseye: "..Hydra?? What is that posed to be? Your World of Warcraft team name?" *laughs*
Bane: "Institutions are pointless. No man has control over another. The strong survive. Usually the strong...wear masks."
Bullseye: "Aye, it was a man in a red devil leather getup, the only one ever to make me miss."
Catwoman: "That sounds really gross Bullseye."
Bullseye: "Aye, at least I was paid."
Catwoman: *turns back to look at Bane* "What's up with your mask anyway?"
Bane: "It provides continuous relief to immeasurable amounts of pain I endure at all time."
Catwoman: "How do you eat?"
Bane: "With massive screams of anguish. You should hear it when I have a 20 piece of chicken nuggets."
Red Skull: "American trash, you can barely call it food at all."
Bullseye: "..besides children nightmares. What is it you eat, Jack Skullington?"
Red Skull: "My sustenance is a combination of delicacies from across the globe. Hovever the best thing I ever ate, vas on another planet. Made by this person named Collector."
Catwoman: "Another planet?"
Red Skull: "Yes, the cosmic cube brought me to another planet vhere I met this incredible despot vho vill be ruling this Earth very shortly. It's is the most ingenious of plans as well, he is going to...."
Driver: "Alright, shut it up, depart, welcome to Supermax!."
Till next time, thanks for reading!